A/N- Welcome back! This chapter is devoted to the Minister of Chocolate! Oops, I mean ANNOYING the Minister of chocolate! Hope you like it!
Disclamer: I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does.
How to Annoy Minister Fudge witha lot ofsprinkles and chocolate chips
1. Transfigure his hair into an afro, then take off his hat when he's standing in front of a mirror.
2. Make his hat pink.
3. Send him to Azkaban.
4. Impero him so that he runs crazy all over the Ministry.
5. Set a shocking pink colored dementor on him.
6. Set a bright orange colored dementor on him.
7. Set a laser lemon colored dementor on him.
8. Set a neon green colored dementor on him.
9. Set an electric blue colored dementor on him.
10. Charm his voice so he sounds like an opera singer.
11. Ask him if he wears that bowler hat because he has a huge bald spot on his head.
12. Kick him in the shins.
13. Call him "Minister Chocolate"
14. Make him propose to Umbridge.
15. Transfigure him into a random beach ball, then bewitch it to fly to Russia, randomly catch on fire, and burn a random hole 20 feet deep in the ground.
A/N- Woot! This chapter took me a really long time to write. At least I'm done with this one. The next chapter should be either Percy or Filch, I don't really know. Please review!