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By the way, The first paragraph is from the POV of Announcer Dude. If you've read my other stories, you'll know that Announcer Dude made his debut in Twilight Playlist, but didn't get a name until he was in Richard & Kelly. He also made a slight appearance in All of the Other Ones. Just a little history for ya.

In all my years, I have learned a few things. One: Never assume she isn't going to get pregnant. Two: To women and parents, 'Maybe' means 'No.' To children and men, it means 'Yes.' And three: Never leave a drunk person alone. Emmett has broken all of these rules, but the first two are stories for another day.

Bella stood in front of her mirror...naked. She had been looking at herself ever since Emmett left. She lifted her breasts once again.

"I'm hot," she mumbled to herself, although her voice was muffled by the liquor. "Why won't Edward fuck me?" She was on the verge of tears. Bella believed that she had been rejected by not only Edward, but Emmett as well.

It was at that moment that Alice entered through Bella's window. She had seen Bella get upset and wake Charlie. Let's just say, Charlie finding his daughter drunk, naked, and crying wouldn't go over well.

"Al-hic-ice!" Bella ran to hug her. Alice stumbled backwards. Dammit Jasper, she thought. Why do I have to be the one to clean up after your mess?

She grabbed Bella by the shoulders and held her back. "Bella, I need you to calm down. Okay?"

"Alice. Alice. Alice. You-hic-think I'm hot. Right?"

Alice sighed. If Edward doesn't kill Emmett, I will. "Yes, I think you're hot, Bella. Can you go to sleep, please?"

"Alice. I want ano-hic-ther Red Bull."

So that's how Emmett did it. "No, Bella." Alice thought she sounded like she was talking to a three-year-old. "It's time for bed, now."

"But, Aliiiiiice. I don't-hic-wanna." She stomped her foot.

"Listen Bella. If you go to sleep now, I'll get you another Red Bull tomorrow. Okay?"

Bella smiled and nodded. She jumped face first on her bed. Alice pulled the blanket up to her shoulders.

"Alice?"

"Yes?"

"Does Emmett have a big penis?"

Alice sighed. This is not what she wanted to think about. "Yes, Bella. He does."

"I knew it."

Alice headed back towards the window.

"Alice, wait!" She turned back around. "Would you fuck me?"

Alice dropped her head. She knew this was coming. "Yes, I would. But not tonight."

"But Aliiiiiice. I want to noooowwww."

Alice looked to the future for an answer. It wasn't long before she had one.

Emmett slammed the door open. "Jasper!" he screamed, knowing very well that even if he whispered, Jasper would hear. "When I win this fuckin' bet, I'm gonna put my all into my winnings."

Jasper was instantly in front of him. He had a grin that could only be described as shit-eating. Hey Emmett. Has it ever occurred to you that I have ulterior motives to this bet? Because I don't." His grin got bigger.

"What?" Emmett didn't like riddles. He didn't like anything that required an advanced level of thinking.

Jasper just laughed and walked away. Emmett watched him go, still pondering over what he said.

"Emmett. Would you like to explain this."

Emmett gulped. He didn't even want to know what Edward was talking about. "I don't think I do." He slowly turned around. In Edwards' arms was a box. Not just any box, the box. Emmett's heart sank.

However, to his surprise, Edward smiled. He reached in the box and pulled out one of the objects. "I suggest you use this next. And if you go anywhere near Bella with any of this other shit, you will lose your bet." Edward gave the object to Emmett and walked away.

Emmett's jaw was on the floor. He stood there like that for three minutes before he understood what just happened. He took another look at the object and got another idea. She was already drunk, she would probably say 'yes' to anything.

He ran as fast as he could to Bella's house. When he got there, he jumped up to her window, which was already open. He was startled by what he saw.

"Whoa. Looks like a full moon tonight."

A lot of things for you to do. Review and tell me: Should I have a Bella and Alice lemon? What should be in the box? More innuendos. Also, I made a typo in the last chapter. I fixed it now. I wrote the wrong point count. The count now is 31 more. (The last sentence was added in because I couldn't have a chapter without one.) And lastly, I brought back the penis conversation to annoy my only loyal fan: Allapologies451994.