"No offense, Hal, but this is stupid," Kilowog complained, doing his best to suspend Aya's right foot and Razer's ring in the jello.
"I don't hear you having any ideas," Hal shot back trying to glue some coins to the floor, only resulting in coins being glued to his fingers because someone poked holes in the glue bottle.
"Still, gluing coins to the floor and putting their things in jello?" Kilowog shook his head at the mediocre pranks. After a few hours, they both abandon their pranks so they could get some sleep, not knowing that the masterminds were waiting for them to leave.
"Get their rings, I'll start here," Razer snickered, taking there things out of the jello and setting up the fridge with fake spiders, snakes and other fake critters. Soon Aya came back with the rings and pictures of the lantern's sweetheart's.
"Can we do something with these?" Aya asked, expertly suspending the rings in the jello and passing her partner the photos.
"That depends. How many pictures of females do you have?"
A stack of pictures fell down on the table. Razer picked the most ugly and scantily clad ones to put in the frames while he and Aya taped the rest in random places on the ship. As a second thought, Aya slipped notes in Ghia'ta's and Aga'po's room, telling them not to open the fridge.
In the morning
"Morning, you two," Kilowog greeted, yawning. He still wasn't awake enough to tell the ring he was wearing was a paperclip and paper and that he was wearing red lantern boxers.
"Good morning, sergeant Kilowog. How are you?" Aya greeted.
"I'm good, you?"
When Aya answered, the Star Sapphires walked in.
"Good morning, Kilowog. Can you please pass me a refreshment?" Aga'po asked, sitting down.
"Sure," Kilowog said.
After a moment, a girlish scream rang through the Interceptor, resulting in Hal running in, also in red lantern boxers, holding his hand up like he was going to blast something with his equally fake ring.
"What's wrong?" Hal asked, ignoring the snickers and giggles from the rest of the crew.
"WHAT'S WRONG? I JUST GOT ATTACKED BY PLASTIC CREPPY CRAWLIES!" Kilowog yelled. they were sure that the guardians heard them.
"If I may interrupt, where did you even get those boxers?" Ghia'ta chuckled as Aya and Razer high fived.
"Okay, what did you do?" Hal growled. In response, Aya walked calmly to the fridge and took out the 'solid' jello that held the rings.
"Bon appetite," Razer teased, leaving for the bridge with Aya hot on his heels.
"I see why kids love this," he said.
"Yes. This seems to be entertaining, so long as both parties know their limits, or go too far." Aya cocked her head a little.
"How far is too far?" Razer was silent for a while.
"It is difficult to determine the difference between a normal joke and one that's been taken too far, but if they start to be particularly malicious, we should stop." Aya nodded waiting for the others to join them.
"You do know they're going to get you back for that," Ghia'ta announced, walking on the bridge.
"The jello thing was them getting back at us, we turned the tides on them," Razer responded.
"So, what do you have planned next?"
"We are first seeing what their reproach will be before we counter with another."
An angry Kilowog and green Hal walked into the bridge holding a half-eaten jello block that was courteously dumped in Razer's lap
"Get our rings out, poozer."
In response Razer pulled the two strings Aya used to suspend the rings in the jello and showed it to them.
"Thank you, now you two jokers need to do sweep of this planet," Hal scolded, landing on a deserted planet and practically kicking the two off of the Interceptor.
"What do you think they're going to do?" Razer asked when they moved pretty far away from the Interceptor.
"My internal surveillance indicates that it has something to do with googly eyes, glue, and something called fake eyelashes," Aya listed off, "Should I stop them?"
"No, let them put one on us, tonight we are going to use glitter and a lot of it."
Aya nodded as they continued their leisurely walk.
Back at the Interceptor
"Hal, switch jobs with me, it's hard to put fake eyelashes on."
Hal snickered when Kilowog complained.
"You're supposed to put it on the robot eye, not yourself," Hal teased. The Star Sapphires were greatly entertained by the whole thing.
"Do you need help?" Ghia'ta chuckled when Kilowog glued the eyelash to his thumb, again.
"You know how to put these on?" Kilowog asked, shock evident on his face.
"Do you honestly thing these," Ghia'ta pointed to her violet glittery eyelashes, "Are real?"
"good point" Kilowog relinquished the sticky mess to the more experienced lantern, who applied it to the mechanical eye with surgical precision
"Kilowog, I glued an eye on my eye!" Hal yelled over resulting in the party going into Razer's room and to a glue and googly eye covered Hal.
"Don't laugh, someone put pressurized air in the glue so when I opened it…" Hal raised his arms to show "This happened."' Even Hal's prank partner was doing his best to avoid bursting out laughing.
"Sounds like another Razer/Aya prank," Kilowog chuckled looking at the green lantern glue monster.
"Just get these eyes on the wall."
The two started to be so preoccupied with gluing, ungluing themselves and putting eyes on the wall, that they failed to notice the self-appointed prank masters coming up behind the glue mess with two boxes of glitter.
"STAR SHOWER!" Razer yelled as the two liberally dumped the red and green sparkles all over their teammates.
"Gaf, glitter doesn't taste good" Hal and Kilowog spat giving the pair ample time to make their escape.
"You can't beat the best," Aya informed them, shutting her and Razer in the engine room
"You two need to step up your game, you're getting creamed," Aga'po chuckled seeing the state of the two green lanterns.
"Why are they so good?" Kilowog complained, doing his best to get the sparkles off and failing epically.