Harry walked in to Doombleedoor's office. "Hi professor." "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Doombleedoor screamed. "DOOMBLEEDOOR! WHAT FOUL LANGUAGE!" Harry cried. "I'm sorry," Doombleedoor said. "I just have a baaaaaaaaaaad headache."
"K."
"What do you need sonny boy?"
"Snape wanted me to give you this."
Harry gave Doombleedoor a cupcake. Doombleedoor ate it and died. Harry started crying.
"THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!"
Our next class was spells with Snape.
"Who wants to go first?" Snape asked.
"MEEE AGAINST HARRY!" I said eagerly.
I stood up and so did Harry.
"EXPELIARMUS!" I yelled. Harry fell to the ground "CERPELLA!" I yelled. Harry started crying
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" He yelled in terror.
"PELOLAMARMUS!" I yelled, causing him to bleed. "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO BE SEXIST."
Ron ran over to Harry
"Are you okay Harry?" Ron asked.
"Yes...come closer." Harry said faintly. "I...I see the light."
"Don't leave me Harry please."
"Before I die...I must tell you...I was always gay for your brother Fred."
Then Harry took his last breath and died.
Ron started crying
"Aint nobody got time fo dis." I said and walked away with Draco in my hand.
Then the new professor called me into her office.
"YOU KILLED THE CHOSEN ONE!" she screeched.
"K..." I said filing my nails.
"You are now a slithirin. u aint da gryphon door type." she yelled.
"HELL YEAH!" I yelled and skipped of into the distance.