Pissing Off a Skylark
Chapter 4: Scarred for Life

Sorry in advance for any grammar/spelling mistakes.
Disclaimer: Not mine. There.

Today, it was most definitely not a normal day in the town of Namimori.

In fact, it was the scariest thing that the poor residents of the town would ever live see in their (not-so-normal) lives.

The events of today were to never be talked about, mentioned, or remembered again.

Ever.

Doing so would be committing a grave, unspoken crime, and would be punishable by all of the residents within hearing area breaking down and running after you.

Not fun.

Mukuro Rokudo had an idea. A brilliant one.

Unfortunately, he would have to throw his pride away and have it stomped on like dirt, but it would be worth it in the end.

"Kufu- Oh wait, that's not it. Hehehe~"

Might as well get some practice.

Oh, he couldn't wait.

Hibari Kyoya stirred from his sleep, the smell that invaded his nose causing him to rise. It was the smell of… breakfast?

The Cloud Guardian jolted awake and ran downstairs to his kitchen, ready to bite any intruder who dared to cook in his kitchen to death. The sight he saw made him hope that he was still in bed, having the most horrendous nightmare ever dreamed.

It was Mukuro…

In his kitchen…

Making breakfast…

And humming an annoyingly catchy song…

But worst of all, the thing that made the poor prefect want to run upstairs to his bed and never open his eyes again was….

The fact that Mukuro was wearing a pink… frilly… apron… Complete with white hearts.

When Mukuro saw the skylark in front of him, he immediately put a on a bright, cheery smile and said in the most sickeningly sweet voice possible, "Ah~ Kyo-chan~ Good morning!"

There was an aura. A freakin' pink aura with little flowers swirling about. It was worse than that Sasagawa girl's.

'Kyo-chan' turned pale. Then green. Then ran out of the kitchen, trying to erase the horrors he had seen and heard in the last two minutes.

Mukuro giggled. Phase One was complete.

Hibari staggered out of his house, breathing in some fresh air. He had gotten ready for school in record time, and ran out before he could catch a glimpse of the… horror in his kitchen. However, he hadn't even stepped onto the street when…

"Kyo-chaaan!~ You forgot your lunch! And how could you leave without me~?"

Hibari froze and turned around for two seconds before mentally screaming at himself. Why, oh why, had he turned around?

The Mist Guardian was on his doorstep, still wearing that… that… thing, waving around a bento wrapped in some purple cloth. What made it worse was the fact that he was pouting.

Yes, Mukuro Rokudo, the feared Vongola Mist Guardian, was pouting like an elementary school girl.

The prefect turned and ran like the devil was on his heels. Technically, he was, in the form of Mukuro Rokudo. As much as he wanted to bite the bastard pineapple to death for invading his house and scarring him for life, he couldn't. He couldn't get close enough to bite.

The aura overwhelmed him to the point where he wanted to faint.

He kept running and didn't stop until he reached the school gates.

Unfortunately for him, Mukuro wasn't going to be left behind, and glomped the poor prefect as soon as he caught up.

Startled, shocked, and scarred for life yet again, Hibari jumped and pried the gushing pineapple off of him.

"Nn, Kyo-chan~, why'd you ditch me~?"

Hibari just didn't care anymore, aura or no aura. He was going to bite him to death. Painfully. His murderous aura rose to the point where Tsuna, who had just woken up, could feel the chilly aura seeping through his window.

But unfortunately, he had underestimated Mukuro's aura. He had raised his tonfas to bite Mukuro, but the pink overwhelmed his murderous intent, and he fell to the ground.

The students of Namimori Middle School were scarred for life that day, as they had seen the Leader of the Discipline Committee being hugged, glomped, and chased by a man with what looked like a purple pineapple on his head. It was the most shocking thing they had seen in their lives, and they never wanted to remember that pink aura that swirled around the stranger.

Hibari's murderous aura grew impossibly larger and larger all day as he was attacked by the pineapple. The reactions of the rest of the Vongola hadn't helped either.

Angrily stomping through the streets of the shopping district, the skylark made his rounds, desperately hoping there were some delinquents he could bite to death. He needed to release the stress that had built up inside him, thanks to the illusionist.

No such luck. It seemed that everyone was aware of his dangerous mood today, and had chosen to be good little angels. They certainly did not want to die today.

The prefect stormed around, trying to avoid the stupid pineapple who was trying to shower him with affections.

Hibari gritted his teeth as he heard said pineapple behind him, yelling out in a sickly sweet voice, "Kyo-chan~ Wait for me~"

Everyone stared. Not for long though, once they saw the scary prefect shoot glare at anyone he found gawking at him.

Then… It happened.

Mukuro was getting quite bored. He needed something more to his plan. He had noticed that there hadn't been any delinquents around today, so he thought, Why not?

"Kyo- Wah!"

There was a thud, and Hibari whipped around, sensing an evil aura.

Finally, someone to bite to death.

The sight that he saw put him in a dilemma. Mukuro was on the ground, being pushed around by four big, grinning gangsters. They were roughing him up a bit, and bit by bit, started to get rougher and more violent. As much as he needed a punching bag for his stress levels, it would be better if someone beat up the bastard pineapple for him. He stood there, and made his decision. The bastard deserved some punishment.

He was about to walk away and forget all about it when he heard the delinquents start talking.

"Hey, he's even weaker than that other wimp."

"Hah, yeah. Those Namimori wimps are such losers. I didn't think we'd find anyone who could be even weaker than them."

Hibari gritted his teeth at this and stopped walking away. He wouldn't save Mukuro. Even if those punks beat up a Namimori student. No way would he-

"Haha, Namimori's such a trash school. They're all so weak."

Losing all control, Hibari snapped. He whirled back around, stormed up to the delinquents, and coldly said, "For beating up a student of Namimori and insulting Namimori, I'll bite you to death."

It didn't even take him five seconds.

When he was done, he quickly tried to get away from the pineapple, but no such luck. Mukuro gushed at him with big, adoring eyes.

"Kyo-chan! You saved me from the scary delinquents!"

"Idiot pineapple, I didn't do it for you, I was-"

"Oh, thank you so much!"

With that, he quickly wrapped an arm around the skylark…

…And planted a big, sloppy kiss on his cheek.

Everything froze. Hibari lost all of his thoughts for a few seconds.

After regaining his mind, he replayed what just happened in his mind and totally lost it. He had been scarred beyond repair.

His aura swelled up, his eyes flashed, and he started growling.

Everyone within a 10 kilometer radius fainted from the overwhelming pressure of his murderous aura.

As he was chasing after the illusionist, who had finally dropped the act, he didn't notice that the unconscious bodies of the delinquents had just disappeared without a trace, as if they had never existed.

"Kufufufu… It was fun playing with you today, Kyo-chan."

A/N: 0.o… That was really long. Sorry about that.
So, what'd you think? Poor Hibari, a girly Mukuro is probably worse than being stuck in a room with 10 Lussurias. As I was writing this, I kept imagining Mukuro acting like this, and… yeah. –Shudder.- I just hope that Hibari or Mukuro won't come after me.
Yeah… I hoped you enjoyed!

Please review~