"I believe Elizabeth may have been kidnapped." Zura said- "My name is not Zura, it's Katsura." Whatever. Katsura said. "I was too careless. Elizabeth has always been my side, so getting targeted by either Bakufu or another organization was unavoidable. So if he was gone, then there was only one thing that I could think of: he must have been kidnapped!"

The Yorozuya just give Katsura a blank expression on their faces as they sat somewhere in a restaurant while cricket were chirping in the background but I don't why so don't ask me for any questions because I don't fucking know before Gintoki ask. "And tell us... why did you think of that?"

"Because I find this note right in Elizabeth's room." Katsura answered as he hold a sign that read "I'll be gone for quite a while. So don't look for me" before he explain it to them. "When his sign say 'So don't look for me', what does it mean i'm not supposed to find? What do I do if when searching for what it is i'm not supposed to look for, I stumble upon the thing which i'm not suppose to look for. But-"

Gintoki decide to kick Katsura in the face with his foot so he can just shut up for one moment, if his experience from lesson 353 from the manga told have him otherwise, as he, Kagura, and Weiss ate their meals that Katsura order for them in momentary peace.

"Oi, author. The beginning of this chapter is just basically ripped out of Lesson 67 and 353."
Yeah, that is because I am too fucking lazy to do a original beginning and if I wasn't fucking lazy then, then this fucking terrible excuse of an self deprecation of an fucking stupid joke wouldn't fucking work after two long and crappy chapters, now fucking would it? SO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE FUCKING QUESTION OF HOW I FUCKING RUN THIS FUCKING FAN FUCKING FIC, DEAD FISH!

"Okay! Okay! I get it! You don't need to go on a rant for about a small of this chapter!"

"Zura-san, how are you sure that Elizabeth is kidnapped again? I mean, the first time he went missing he was kidnapped back in Lesson 67, but the second time is because he have monday off and Eren was his standby. Plus, it would be too cliche." Shin... hold on, let me remember his name, let see... uuuuhhhhhhhhhh... Ah! I remember, it's Shin Gendo Ikari? Yeah, that's it. Shin Gendo Ikari pointed out. "OI, MY NAME IS NOT SHIN GENDO IKARI! IT'S-"

"My name is not Zura, it's Katsura." Katsura said before he told them. "Isn't it obvious? The kidnapper are trying to make me think that Elizabeth himself have gone somewhere for a while when he is in fact kidnapped by them, but joke right on his kidnappers! I can see the lied right through like paper!" He said, deducing of why Elizabeth was gone.

"OI, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!"

"Oi. Zura. That's a completely stupid deduction." Gintoki said. "Beside, if Shin Gendo Ikari has a reason to start the Third Impact, then the kidnapper would have a reason too."

"My name is not Zura, it's Katsura."

"OI, MY NAME IS NOT-"

"GAHHH, FUCKING CURSE YOU SHIN GENDO IKARI FOR FUCKING RUINING THE ENTIRE REBUILD OF EVANGELION SERIES!" Weiss suddenly shouted in rage, basically reinacting with fucking good accuracy of the fans of Evangelion's moods (and the full title is Neon Genesis Evangelion and the Japanese name (Title I) itself is Shin Seiki Evangerion or the New Century Evangelion, but in the other meaning, it means "The Gospel of the New Century") of when they have reacted to Evangelion: 3.0 you can (not) redo film when it was released, before she shove the Spear of Analinus- Oops, sorry. Wrong name. The Spear of Longinus right up Shin Gendo Ikari's own ass, finishing him off before he could start the Third Impact. Weiss flip on some sunglasses out of no where. "That what you get for being a fucking asshole, fucking asshole."

"Yeah, that's fucking right, fucking asshole." Kagura said, also wearing sunglasses, while she and Weiss give the middle finger to the unconscious Shin Gendo Ikari, laying on the floor of the restaurant with the Spear of Longinus up his ass.

"Okay, Zura. When was the last time that you saw Elizabeth?" Gintoki ask, uninterest in the sight unfolded right beside him as he pick his nose with his pinky.

"My name is not Zura, it's Katsura." Katsura said before he told his former comrade. "The last time that Elizabeth was with me is when we were watching that horrorifying show last night." Katsura said as he'd remember of last night, him and Elizabeth watching the show on the TV with their usual expression on their faces before Katsura suddenly let out a horrified scream just like a little girl... while just watching the first segment of the Pop Team Cooking of Pop Team Epic with Elizabeth's sign just simply called him a "wimp".

"Oi. That's not scary. That's pathetic." Gintoki said at seeing Katsura's memory right above him as he know there's far more scarier and he could let out a more girlish scream than that.

"Yo-yo! You need to fucking throw a motherfucking GPS tracking device on that fucking bitch, yo!" Weiss rapped, suddenly dress in rapper clothing with a mircophone in her hand.

"That's motherfucking right, yo!" Kagura also rapped with a boombox right on her shoulder... before she then accidently broke the aforemention boombox into two pieces in half with her strength. This resulted in Weiss throttling the Yato girl before it turn into a catfight between them.

"A GPS!? Of course!" Katsura said, ignoring the rather obivous catfight right beside him, while he spoke to himself as he remember something. "Me and Elizabeth were walking through the Mushroom Kingdom looking for a cake before we saw a little girl remove a bicycle saddle of a bike before a gorilla landing on it."

"Zura, that doesn't make any sort of sense of why you think Elizabeth is somehow kidnap." Gintoki bluntly told Katsura as two sarcophagus of Weiss and Kagura were sitting beside him. "Oi, Dr. Gairyuki. Is the title of this chapter and the little girl that's mention above is a reference to Pop Team Epic?"

"My name is not Zura, it's Katsura."

Yes, Gintoki. You're absolutely fucking right, you silver-haired bastard. It is fucking a fucking reference to Pop Team Epic. Why? Same fucking reason of why I motherfucking love Gintama in the first place. In fact, I want a fucking shitty crossover between those two. I WANT THAT KIND OF FUCKING CROSSOVER MADE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

"We must save Elizabeth before he'll be converted into a Cyberman!" Katsura said as the image of R2-D2 appear into his thought of mind.

"Zura, those are 2 completely unrelated sci-fi franchises." Gintoki pointed out as he've notice Katsura's thought right above.

"My name is not Zura, it's Katsura."

"Oh yeah, I remember something." Weiss said to herself before she spoke to Kagura. "Hey, Kagura. Do you remember that Armor Gigas and Sadaharu? What the fuck was it again?"

"I don't fucking know, probably going to some shitty club meeting or whatever the fuck it is." Kagura answered as she shrug.

"A club meeting!? WHERE IS IT?!" Katsura ask desperablely like his life depends on it.

"Right over there." Weiss and Kagura answered simultaneously, pointing to the other side of the restaurant with their index finger... revealing Elizabeth, Saito, Armor Gigas, and Sadaharu were sitting at a table right on the other side of said restaurant.

Upon seeing this and with a joyful cried of "EEEELLLLIIIIZZZZAAAABBBBEEEETTTTHHHH!", Katsura immediately jumped into the air and flew right to the other side of the restaurant... before he instantly fall down to the floor and went to sleep, mumbling in it. "One hamster... two hamsters... three hamsters..."

That was when Gintoki walked over to the 4 non-talking characters, walking over the sleeping form of Zura- "My name is not Zura, it's Katsura." Yeah, yeah. Said that in your damn fucking sleep. Katsura, all while Weiss and Kagura were fighting against the other customers over the last chicken nuggets with Szechuan Sauce, with Kagura doing the helicopter kick with Weiss spinning her, throwing several dozens of them out through the windows, before he then ask them. "So what are you guys doing?"

"We're just talking about things." Elizabeth, Saito, and Armor Gigas answered simultaneously with their signs, along with own Sadaharu's bark. Gintoki was quiet for an moment before he ask another question.

"You guys have a new text speech patten?"

"Yeah, the author of this retarded crossover fanfic got lazy and decide to do this since it's more easier for him to write."

"Oh okay... so what the name of your club?"

"The 'Sign-Talking Club'."

"... Really, Dr. Gairyuki? That was the punchline?"

Yeah, I ran out of ideas for this chapter and got lazy so I decide to use this as the punchline. Now, i'm gonna on the next story in the Chaos Emperor Saga, but i'm still trying to figure out a name for it, but I can't choose which...

"How about Dragon at the Beach?"

Yes! That's a good enough name! And now to time to finished off this shitty chapter.

"Finally, about time."

A/N: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that this chapter is quite crappy... Omg, I think this fanfic is turning into a Pop Team Epic fanfic.

Anyways. Yes, i'm gonna do another story in the Chaos Emperor Saga. Now for how I'm gonna current run my fanfic right now is that i'm gonna do one chapter for Weiss-Tama and also one chapter for The Sky Is The Limit. So that's it.