WoooooHoooooooo! I'm here again and I missed you all! Did you miss me? Yes? No? Who cares?
Well I'm a little mad at you people who read my story. 181 people give or take a few have read Living. I gots 12 reviews. Help me out here! I only have one reviewer who is constantly telling me how she feels about a new author. She Pirates Kick Butt. She is a good author and she knows how good a review can be. Even if you don't like the story you should review to tell me why and how to fix it. If you feel a flame would be better go ahead! :) I will take it as help to a better story. (If you want tips on how to make a good flame go to She pirates kick butt's profile and read her tips on how to make a respectable flame!) People of planet earth that grace me with the reading of an amateur's story give me a review so I may become better. Oh and by the way Boomer has something to say
Boomer: Because Briar is a big fat copy cat and saw others do this she wants to tell you people about stories you should read.
Briar: Don't say that!
Boomer: ABC's Rowdyruff style- She-Pirates-Kick-Butt (Randomness…just wonderful awesmazing randomness)
Allies and Rivals (1-3)-Tonifranz (a reinvention of the Rowdyruff boys rebirth and there turn towards good)
One hundred shards of glass- Quillifed (One shot gold)
Sometimes Equations don't work- Miyoreos1023 (A dangerous love potion gets into Townsville main water supply)
Misery loves company- cookiemania789 (Powerpuff Z Brick and Momoko (sp?) go to school together and fluff follows)
Hell Tempted Me- Fuck Me Pumps (Brick succumbs to his desires on the battle field with Blossom. It sound dirty but it's NOT. Its good give it a chance.)
Anything by the authors
Tonifranz
Sbj
Somewei
Hremeown
Deep sea Neko
If you haven't read PPGD you need to and Grim Tales.
Briar: Remember people you should REVIEW SO I CAN GET BETTER
Boomer: nothing could make you any better
Briar: Disclaimer first complain later
Boomer: Briar is currently saving up but she does not have nearly enough to buy a candy bar let alone the Powerpuff girls. So she owns nothing.
Briar: I Have 2 cents! ^w^
Boomer: Don't sound so proud.
The battle between Butch and Bubbles was going to be insanely one sided. When he turned on her with his sword playfully in one hand as he started to giggle again, he turned and said "I'm sorry my dear this is nothing personal it's just a quota that I like to make when this unstable mass of deranged muscle lets me out. Kill one thing old, one thing blue, one thing stupid, and one thing cute, and you my dear are very cute. Don't you think so Bes- oh that's right. He left." The thing that took over Butch looked sad for a minute, then said "Oh, well the past in just that the past. Time to get in to the present and kill this fair maiden." It lifted its sword but before he brought it down Bubbles pushed herself off of the ground into a fighting stance.
'Oh, shit don't! Just don't do it Bubbles don't fight if you do you'll die." That thought sent an unknown shiver through my body and I didn't know why.
"Bring it on freakazoid." Bubbles said with a steely expression on her face.
"No! Don't do it…Brick help me out here!" I called out. But Brick wasn't here he stared at the corpse that was once our Godmother. He was closest to her and I knew he would take this hard but I wasn't the brains of this group ,he was, and me and Butch needed his help.
"Blossom get Bubbles! Buttercup do something! Are you all just going to stand there useless?" I felt a strange pressure against my eyes. I didn't know what to do and no one was listening to me that could help and God ma was 'Never mind that you have to do this Boomer. You need to save Bubbles from Butch so Butch can come back. Now how do I do that…Damn it all to hell this is Hard!" I figured that the best thing to do is sit down and weight for one of the smart people to wake up, but I'll settle for Buttercup. Come on people wakey wakey eggs and bakey
Bubbles Pov
There was no way I would lose to Butch! Especially not when he's acting all special needs like he is now! What kind of games are the boys pulling now?
'I bet this is just one of Boomer's lame plans to get me to leave him alone!' Even though there were holes in my theory I figure that if something was really up someone who is not Boomer will say something. Right? I mean my sisters have my back right. The next thing you know I'm on my back.
"You have a fire to you I think I'll Honor you with a fair fight. However that won't save you if that's what you're thinking. No, no it will only prolong the inevitable. Your death will the only a fraction of a second longer my dear." It pulled me close so it could whisper in my ear. "I'm actually doing this for my own selfish reason. I want to see the fire in you go out slowly." And with that he punched me in the stomach.
"I'd like to see you try." I spat
"Okay!" he said with glee in its eyes
His brutal assault started but how was I to know, it started out so weak, sort of any way, he was just playing me to drain my energy. He came with a punch to the side of my head that broke the speed of sound. Not only did that hurt it also did super damage to my ear drum. I wanted to cry. 'Don't be such a sissy bubbles. It's only your ear you'll live. Butch needs his ass kicked up and down Townsville for what he did to Seducea. How could he kill her I thought that you were nice to Godmothers.'
"That all you got sissy boy?" I said then I rushed up to him and started to bombard him with kicks and punches. But each time my foot, or hand, only felt air. I decided to increase speed till my limbs were only blurs, those blurs came up with empty air each time they lashed out. I stopped for a moment to catch my breath and saw that Butch had a bored expression on his face. "Are you quite done?" he asked
"Not on your life." Was my angry reply
"Then by all means catch your breath." He responded with a cruel smirk
This is when I remembered that I had other powers that I could use.
"Why don't you go suck an egg!" I sonic screamed and he put his hands over his ears, but I needed air to fuel my sonic scream and when I ran out I brought my hands together and made a cerulean blue plasma beam shot from my hands. There was a small explosion and when the smoke cleared I saw Butch in a forest green orb yawning.
"Can it be my turn please?" he asked
"What did you say?" I asked with a strange feeling crawling up my spine
"Can- it- my- turn-ppplllleeeaaasssseeee?" He said slowly with pauses in between each word and dragging out please. Butch didn't know the word please or at least he never used it. That was a step too close to kindness for him sooo…that meant…whoever this was it wasn't butch!
"Y-you ain't Butch?" I screeched
"'Fraid not baby doll." He, she, it? Said in Butch's body with Butch's mouth but it just hit me that that was not Butch. That was so sick.
"Girls…" I turned back to them for a second, Only long enough to hear Boomer scream and see out of the side of my eye a green streak of light that hoped was Buttercup's but that didn't explain why it was forest colored. That's all I can remember of the fight, either I got so many head wounds or it was so horrible that I blocked it out. It could be either one because when Boomer woke me up in the tunnel my head was killing me.
Boomer Pov
There is no way to explain how bad this fight was, but I'll try.
Bubbles started out in the first minuets coming at him with a speed that I had never seen from her, which was her first mistake. Once she drained all of her energy he came at her. She was his soccer ball and he was a little kid hyped up on candy, and confidence on the first day of peewee soccer. He would kick her and punt her all over the room to go and catch her right before she got the mercy of crashing to the ground. All the while it laughed without opening its mouth. Blossom and Buttercup woke up when it started. They rushed up to help her. I rushed forward and stopped them. "Oh no. You didn't help when I called and all you'd do is make everything a hellofa lot worse." I said
"Boomer were the Powerpuff girls we can do anything-"Blossom started
"Do you know what you can do? You can die! You are not immortal." I said
"How would you know?" Buttercup asked me
I stopped to think but I didn't have to because as 'butch' flew to Bubbles he passed Brick, which woke him up. "You're just like us, and we've died case closed."
"Brick could you go get the stuff?" I asked timidly, Brick looked from me to Bubbles then something sparked in his eyes he gave me a wink and left in a flash of red.
"He knows he's only in a towel right?" Blossom asked. If my counterpart wasn't getting battered right now I would have laughed.
At the thought of her I looked up at her. She looked like getting hit by a bus would be an improvement. Her eyes were swollen nearly shut; her body had a high cut and burse count that was getting higher every millisecond. One leg was bent at an odd angle and I knew that if he x-rayed her most of her ribs were broken and there would be intense internal bleeding. The thing wasn't even trying, and yet she was dying, quickly.
Her sisters tried to save her but I was naturally quicker than them so I could head them off after a few futile attempts to go to her they gave up. Blossom sank to her knees put her hand over her mouth and began to cry. Buttercup punched me in the gut and when I was stunned for a second she tried to get to Bubbles 'butch' flashed up to her and back handed her into the wall. Her body crumpled and the only thing that she moved was her chest, slightly, to breath. Blossom screamed and curled into a ball, hair like a fiery shroud from the world that was crumbling around her. Bubbles let out a groan that made me look at her. At the moment her face was being pounded into the floor. 'butch' stopped, stood, made a large energy ball then he condensed the inner tube sized ball to the size of a pea. He lifted it above his head and I rushed over to her dying form. Kneeling before her and made a force field in an opaque blue that was quickly becoming lighter in color as it became weaker with the impact of a death ball. I patted her face gently "Bubbles, Bubbles if you can hear me say something." Her response was a very alive groan.
"Good, when I say so I need you to crawl to Blossom who is sitting in the corner crying." I said
"I can't too sore." She mumbled softly in her sweet high pitched voice. This was this was used to! 'If only she had better timing.' I couldn't help thinking. "Yes you can no worries, your tough, your hard core!"
"Don't lie to me we both know that'salieanI'mtheweakestpuff… " her voice trailed off as she started to pass out. The forcefeild was the same color as Bubbles eyes and fading fast. We didn't have time for this. "Wake up!" I shouted I pulled her to look me in the eyes as best she could " There is no time for the toughest, smartest, bestest, prettiest, funniest hardcorest, most loved girl in the world to lose her nerve now because I can't save you if you just give up!" I felt the strange water at my eyes again, why does she do this to me? I heard the only thing between us and death start to crack. The forcefeild was clear now. As it shattered I kicked her out of the way of the blast. Cold defeating doom surrounded me as the death ate at my back. The last thing I saw was Bubbles shocked face and as I died I smiled.
The tunnel appeared in my sights and as I slid towards a different eternity then the last one I visited. I saw a girl in white with white eyes and long white hair that stopped at her mid-back healed back with a black onyx stone hair band with a Powerpuff white dress back to back with a girl with brown hair pulled back into a tight ballerinas pony tail. This girl had purple eyes and a purple Powerpuff dress. The one in white held a sword made of a blinding white stone. The girl in Purple had a bow and arrow covered in purple amethyst and I could see a quiver filled with exact duplicates of the arrow pointed at my head.
'Good grief!' I thought. 'You can't kill me I'm dead!"
"Oh but you're not supposed to be so turn around and go back where you came from." Said the one in white.
"Oh, Bellie don't be so hard on him! After all it's not his fault that that thing inside of poor Butch tried to kill Bubbles so he had to protect her. How was he to know that he wasn't supposed to die?"
"Ever the merciful one aren't you Bun-bun." The girl called Belly, which is an awful name, said with disappointment written all over her face as she put her sword into its saber.
This was strange. That's all I could think to describe it. Strange. "Umm... well the thing is that I am dead and now I need to get going, you know to my death."
"No, you see that can happen, not yet." Said the girl called Bun-bun
"Okay so I'll turn around and try to find my way back to earth then…" I said
"You can't do that either" Bun-bun said
"Why not?" I asked confused
"Yeah why not?" Belly asked Bun-Bun
"Well I think it would Bell a good idea if we told him what's happening to Butch?" She said
"…I suppose that you are right." Belly replied
"Long, long ago, when the world was still learning day from night, a man came to be."
I heard snoring I looked to see Belly dosing on the ground. This was a bad sign.
'Uugg! This is gonna be boring!' I thought
Bun-bun sighed and continued "He was cruel and wicked. He lived to see others in pain and suffering. This is because, when most humans were created from dirt a mistake was made by vain underling who wanted to prove to his master that all could make good life, he was made of tar. He killed and broke and lies sprouted from his lips. He was the seven deadly sins incarnate. He ruled over a kingdom and ruled with fear. The underling was found to have created this beast and his punishment was to destroy it. Although the underling killed the beast he did not erase its existence completely. No. He burned its body and kept its inky black heart by its bed side. Him, your father-"
"Mother!" I interrupted
"Whatever! Him, found this heart and put it into the mixture when you were being created the evil heart beats beside Butch's."
"Okay thank you for the disturbing but mainly boring history lesson. What else you got?"
Belly woke up, "Oh, is it over, did I sleep through the whole thing?"
Bun-bun nodded.
"Damn it all to hell! I miss it every time!"
"Maybe if you made an effort to stay awake once in a while!" Bun-bun accused her
"It's not my fault that you are a horrible story teller!" Belly yelled
"Well I never!" Bun-bun said
"Well you never what? Never told an interesting story in your life? That sounds about right!"
"Girls! Good grief you two are like cats and dogs!" Said a boy standing in the light of the eternity that I figured I'd never get to at this rate.
"Why are you two in the tunnel? Did someone come?" said another boy whose face I couldn't see
"Na, just taking a walk down to earth." Belly said
"Yeah right. Whatever you two are hiding I don't want to know, come on well be late to practice if you two don't hurry."
"Yeah com' on Bell!" said the second voice
"Yeah yeah whateve." Belly- I mean Bell said
"Bunny, get a move on!"
"Okay okay I'm coming I'm coming!" Bunny shouted
"Didn't anyone tell you two that it's not nice to rush a lady?" Bell said
"Is there a lady here?" One of the boys said
"Go away were coming!" Bunny said
"See you two there."
"Later Bunny-babe."
"Don't call me that!" Bunny shrieked. This was soo random.
There was laughter from the two boys as they walked away.
The two girls turned to me and Bell said "Drop him."
At that the ground dropped from under me and Bunny called "Say hi to the girls for me!"
"Weird-asses!" I shouted as I fell to earth and then to my body.
I opened my eyes to concerned faces. Five of 'em.
The girls and my bro's.
"Bunny says hi." I heard my mouth say. Then I passed out
Well that's it for now! If I get two reviews I'll start typing the last prologue part. If I get five more Ill post it. And for only three more no one in the world will die! (In my story world at least)
Boomer: I hate you so much
Briar:…I brought you back didn't I?
Boomer: I'll kill you!
Briar starts to run: Ten reviews total to save my life!
Boomer pulls out chainsaw
Briar: R&R R&R! Please for the sake of all that is good and wholesome R&R!