A/N: Thanks for your request, Anonymous. (I don't know your name…)

Pranker: Maya

Victim: Chase

Producer: Bo

Witness: Angela/Akari

OWSI: Not really anyone in particular.

Well, maybe this one won't turn out to be a rip off like last time. The characters were really well-picked, but I did a poor job of making it funny. Hey guys, know any really hilarious pranks?

"Argh, Maya, I give up with you. How can you mess up such a simple recipe? We're done with cooking lessons. I'm not joking this time. If you want to learn to cook, just ask Yolanda. Ask Hayden. Ask Akari. Ask Luke for Goddess' sake! Just don't bother asking me." Chase yelled and he stormed out of the bar, leaving me in tears. Just because I can't cook doesn't mean he has an automatic right to treat me like a slave!

Maybe I should step back a little here and explain myself. I was (am still am!) a terrible cook. I can't even make the simplest of dishes. Today, Chase had tried to teach me how to make porridge. And guess what? I messed up that up, too. I can't cook for my life. Is there anything I can't mess up?

"Maya, crying isn't going to get you anywhere. You ought to make the best of your mistake. Focus on the weaknesses in your cooking and remember those the next time."

"Weaknesses in my cooking? Everything in my cooking is a weakness. The whole idea of cooking is a weakness for me." I burst into tears again.

"There, there. April Fools' Day is next week. We'll think of something by then." Bo winked at me and walked away.

"Just a little to the left. No! That's a little too much. There you are! Perfect!"

"Do you think it'll work, Bo?"

"I prank Luke everyday! I'm the king of pranks! I do this every week and it works every time! Trust me, Maya!"

Bo was helping me get back at Chase for being so mean. We decided after hours of research on putting a rubber band on the faucet. When Chase turned it on, Bo said, he'd get soaked. We also had hidden all of Chase's clothes so he couldn't change. We hid everything, including towels. Good thing Luke could distract Chase and give me a spare key. Things would be even better now that it is winter and the heater had been shut off. By me, of course!

"How do we get his hands dirty?" I asked.

"We don't need to. If he's in a rush cooking, things will be even more hectic for him. Sundays are the busiest days here, right?"

"Yeah. But that doesn't answer my question." I said impatiently.

"Chase's gonna have to wash vegetables. There you go." said Bo. That made sense to me. He'd get sprayed when he was busy preparing orders for hungry villagers. Now how could the best get jinxed?

"Well, now we get out of here. Chase will be here for his shift any minute. I'll order a salad."

"I think he has one prepared in the refrigerator."

"I stole it." Bo smirked mischievously and showed a salad container that was hiding in his bag. He quickly stuffed it back in when Chase walked in.

"Hi Chase." I said timidly.

"Hey Bo." Chase didn't even reply to me! He just ignored me! That jerkface!

"Hey man. Can I have a fresh salad? I want all the vegetables washed in the sink or I'm not paying. Now hurry up. Maya's hungry." Bo ordered.

"Since when were you such a bossy person?" Chase asked.

"Since I hit my head. Now go and make my salad." Bo replied coldly. After seeing that Chase was safely in the kitchen, he gestured me to follow him to the bar where we had an excellent view of the sink. There was no possible way for Chase to see the rubber band on the faucet. We peeked from behind and saw Chase getting the veggies out from the fridge. We saw him putting them on the counter. We saw him getting a knife. Then we saw him do the best part. It wasn't until then I noticed that Bo had his cell phone out and recording. I grinned and watched Chase turn on the sink.

SPLASH!

Chase was sopped in seconds, leaving him dripping wet. The look on his face was priceless! His eyes were wide. Bo and I quickly ducked down so we wouldn't get caught. Then we snooped back to the table and pretended to have been sitting there all along.

"WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I THOUGHT THE PLUMBER SAID THE SINK WAS PERFECTLY FINE. NO, WAIT THAT WAS LUKE. LUUUUUUUUUKE! I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOOOOOUUUUUU!"

"What happened Chase? Is everything alright?" I called in my sweet innocent voice. Bo grinned when Luke walked in.

"MAYA! GO GET THAT BRAINLESS CARPENTER! STEP ON IT!"

"That so called 'brainless carpenter' is here." Chase came out of the kitchen upon hearing this. He was shocked to see the girl he wanted to impress- Akari, sitting there and giggling at him.

"My bucket-over-the-door-trick worked?" she asked.

"Bucket over the door? Which door? I got waterlogged by a rubber band over the faucet." Chase said, apparently puzzled.

Luke rubbed the back of his neck. For once he was going to be nice to Bo and keep his own mouth shut. Bo made a mental note to thank Luke later.

"I think I didn't fix your faucet properly last night. Let me fix it." Luke disappeared into the kitchen.

"Since when was Lukey-Bear into plumbing?" asked a voice. Yeah, just like the Luke fan girls, I think Selena is a-

"Lukey-Bear? Since when did I give you permission to call me something as ridiculous as that?" Luke's voice echoed from the kitchen. He was obviously not pleased.

"Hmph." was all that came after Selena's mouth after that. She still had a sly smirk on her face that Chase very well noticed.

"So it wasn't him! It was YOU!" he screamed in anger.

"It was most certainly NOT!" Selena screeched.

"Deny all you want. I saw someone in the kitchen last night after everyone else left. You were the last one left in the bar last night. Please go and clean the mess, Selena."

Selena knew there was no use arguing so she accepted defeat and went to go clean the mess.

"Gee, it's cold in here. I'm going home to change." Chase ran out of the bar. Bo and I followed him, snickering the whole way. Good thing we stole his clothes.

Chase's POV

I hurried into my bedroom. It was freezing in my house for some reason. Did I forget to leave the heat on again?

I opened the drawer of my dresser only to find that my clothes were gone. Huh? Where did they go? I checked all of the other drawers. They were bare. Closet. Emptier than imaginable.

"WHERE THE HECK ARE MY CLOTHES?" I shouted to myself. I thought hard to who could've gotten into my house. All of the windows seemed fine, and the door lock was in perfect condition. Just then it hit me. I ran outside and dug through my flower pot to find no key.

"My spare key. It's gone! And Gill said no more spare keys! Now someone can rob my entire house!" I slapped my face with my palm and groaned. I shut up halfway when I heard stifled giggles coming from a bush next to the mailbox.

"Shh, Bo, or he'll hear you. Then we're dead!" I knew very well now who had caused my misery.

I tip-toed to the bush as quietly as possible then made an "Aha!" noise. The little brat squeaked and the guy next to her jumped. It was Bo and Maya.

"WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CLOTHES?" I yelled at them.

"Uh, we threw them into the sea…" Maya muttered.

"WHAT?"

"She said, 'We threw them into the sea' you moron." Bo said repulsively.

"But why?"

"One, it's April Fools' Day. Two, you're always acting like a jerk to me. Just because I can't cook doesn't mean you have the right to be so mean to me all the time!" Maya sniffed.

"Fine. I'm sorry I'm always acting like a jerk to you."

"YAY!" Maya squealed and she jumped into my arms, suffocating the poor guy.

"Maya…can't….gasp…breathe….must….get….gasp…off!" I choked out and Maya got off of me.

"Well now that we're settled, let's get you clothes." said Bo.

"But you guys threw them into the sea!" I replied.

Bo took this into consideration and tapped his chin. "I have an idea."

"These would look perfect on you. They compliment your hair and eye color." I grumbled an answer. Unfortunately Julius was the only one who had clothes that I could wear.

"Pink jeans? Do you have a life, Julius?"

"I do. And it's full of fashion."

"Do you have at least legit men's clothes?" I muttered.

"Chasie! These look adorable on you!" Maya squealed.

"I have to admit, they don't look half as bad as they do on Julius." Bo chuckled. He was trying not to burst into laughter.

"They look EXTREME, man!" Luke shouted, pumping his fist in the air.

"Four versus one, Chase. Either you walk around in Julius' clothes, or you're eating Maya's food for life. Or as long as you survive eating it." Akari warned me. I moaned.

April Fools' Day has more to it than just pranks.

A/N: I had fun torturing Chase. But he will always be my favorite. I hope you guys review. I took me forever to write this. By the way, I posted a poll on my profile. When I finish Switcharoo or Harvest Rivalry, I'll need to have story ideas on hand. So… yeah! Just review and I'll update faster!