Maraudering
Chapter 4 – Hi
"PRONGS! Prongs, Prongsie, Prongo, Prong-man, Prongsie-pie!"
"Yes, Padfoot?"
"Hi."
"... That's it?"
"Yes. Oh, and congrats on winning that game against the Puffs."
"... You mean last year?"
"Yes, yes I do. Bye, Prongo."
"... Bye?"
"MOONY! Moony, Moonykins, Moon-pie, Muh-oony, Loony Moony, Moon-man!"
"What, Padfoot?"
"Hi."
"Hello."
"..."
"Was that all, Padfoot?"
"Yep."
"Alright then. Bye."
"See ya, Moonykins."
"WORMTAIL! Wormtail, Wormy... Geez, we need to work on your nickname."
"Hi, Padfoot."
"Good day, Monsieur Wormtail."
"Is there a reason you were screaming my name?"
"I did it to Prongs and Moony."
"Oh, all right, then."
"Yes, 'tis."
"..."
"Bye, Worm... Germy Wormy."
"Um, bye..."
"EVANS! Evans, Lily, Lils, Lilykins, Lily-Flower, Mrs Potter!"
"Just stick with the first two, Sirius. The others are rubbish."
"Hi, Lovely Lily."
"Better. Hello, Sirius."
"Oh, Merlin..."
"What's the matter?"
"YOU FANCY ME!"
"Goodbye, Sirius."
"See ya, Mrs Black."