Haruko: Hell-
Excalibar: FOOL!
Haruko: Helloandwelcometochapterfour! HAH I SAID IT!
Excailbar: FOOL!
Haruko: -sweatdrop- Damn you and your choice of words...
Dutch: Cool a new person sent in a review!
Moon: Hmmm, Ichigo! How about you?
Ichigo: Fine. The first review of the chapter is from catgurl978!
can i be in? i have shoulder length blond hair, pail skin, and green eyes. dares ichigo: kiss someone (but not masaya) to turn into a cat and stay a cat for the whole chapter unless your needed for a dare mint: tell kish ichigo hates him lettuce: kiss pai taruto: kiss pudding kish: your my boyfriend now truths ichigo: did you secretly like kish this whole time? lettuce: do you like pai or ryou? zakuro: do you like pai? pai: do you like lettuce or zakuro? thats all i have for now, but i'll come up with more later :D
Haruko: *poofs in Cat*
Cat: Awesome, Ichigo, do the dare!
Ichigo: *kisses Kisshu and turns into a cat* Meow...(I hate this place)
Mint: *walks over to Kisshu* Kish, I'm sorry but Ichigo hates you.
Ichigo: HISSSSSSS! (MINT! WHAT THE HELL!)
Kairon: *whispers in Ichigo's cat ear* It was a dare..
Lettuce: Oh, well okay...*kisses Pai*
Pai: *MEGA BLUSH*
Tart: *kisses Pudding*
Cat: Kish, you're my boyfriend now!
Kisshu: WHAT?
Haruko: *whistle* That's not gonna go over well with Ichigo. *looks at Ichigo who is hissing*
Tsuki: I have an idea. Just poof up another Kisshu.
Haruko: ? I can do that?
Cat: Yay! Poof him up now!
Haruko: Oh...okay. I'll try! *poofs in another Kisshu*
Kish: Where am I? KITTEN'S HERE! *chases Ichigo*
Moon: *grabs Kish's collar and drags him next to Cat* This is your kitten now, Kish.
Kish: Okay. *hugs Cat*
Cat: Ichigo, did you secretly like Kish this whole time?
Ichigo: Meow Meow Mow Mew Mow (Not a first but now I love him!)
Dutch: Lettuce, do you like Pai or Ryou?
Lettuce: P-Pai
Tsuki: Zakuro, do you like Pai?
Zakuro: No.
Tart: *points at Zakuro* She's a lesbian!
Haruko: Pai, do you like Zakuro or Lettuce?
Pai: Lettuce..*blush*
Kisshu and Kish: We knew you liked Fish-girl!
Haruko: *runs in circles* YOU'RE BLUSHING! PAI IS BLUSHING! BLUSH! BLUSH! BLU-BLU-BLUSH!
Kairon: Is she okay?
Cat: I found this huge bag of skittles in the corner...It's empty.
Kairon: That explains everything..
Haruko: I-I think I'm good now.
Tsuki: Okay let's get on with the next review by...1411alexis!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GAAAWWD! CAN I BE IN! DESCIPTION!: SHOULDER LENGTH DIRTY BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES BABY BLUE T SHIRT BLUE JEANS AND IF PPL INSULT ME I FLIP EM OFF OR GO BESERK! DARES! PAI: KISS LETTUCE LETTUCE: KISS BACK ICHIGO: BI*** GO KISS KISSHU NOW AND TELL HIM IT WASNT A DARE! PUDDING: KISS TARUTO! MINT: GO MAKE ME SOME TEA! MASAYA: STAND IN THAT CORNER AAAANNND *THROWS FRIDGE AT HIM WITH BOMB INSIDE* OK THERE WE GO HAKURO: EAT THIS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE *THROWS A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AT U* TRUTHS KISH: IF U LOVE ICHIGO THEN WHY DO U TRY TO KILL HER? AND IN EPISODE 45 WHEN ICHIGO TRIPS WHY DIDNT U TAKE HER? WHY DO U STALK HER? WHY DO SO MANY FANS PREFER MINTxKISSHU? DO U EVER WANT TO SLAP TARUTO? DO U EVER WANT TO KICK DEEP BLUE WHERE ALIENS SHOULD NEVER BE KICKED? DO U HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR MINT? DO I ANNOY U? DO U LIKE FUDGE BARS? GOOD HERES A FUDGE BAR... EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT! DEEP BLUE: WHY DO WANT TO DESTROY EARTH? AND WHY R U MASAYA? IF MASAYA WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD THEN Y DO U WANT TO DESTROY IT? IF MASAYA IS UNDER THAT EXPLODED FRIDGE THEN HOW R U HERE? DID U GET OUT OF HIS BODY? CAN U TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE LIGHTNING COME OUT OF MY HANDS? TARUTO: DO U LIKE PUDDING?
Haruko: WOAH! *poofs in Alexis*
Alexis: SWEET! :D Pai-sir, KISS LETTUCE!
Moon: There's so many of those dares.
Tsuki: I think they're used to it now...
Kairon: Maybe so..
Blue Knight: Whatever...
Dutch: NO ONE SAID YOU COULD TALK!
Pai: *kisses Lettuce*
Lettuce: *kisses back*
Haruko: *makes Ichigo human with magic*
Dutch: Magic?
Haruko: *makes a rainbow over her head* MAGIC!
Ichigo: *kisses Kisshu* That wasn't a dare..
Kisshu: *faints*
Haruko: Jeez, Ichigo. What are you, like 13? You said that like you were a hooker.. -_-
Alexis: PUDDING, GO KISS TARUTO!
Pudding: Woo! More kisses na no da! *kisses Taruto*
Kairon: Mint, go make Alexis some tea!
Mint: Damn you all. *leaves*
Alexis: GO STAND IN THE CORNER MASAYA! *throws a fridge at him which contains a bomb*
Moon: There we go.
Alexis: EAT THIS COOKIE! *Throws cookie at Haruko*
Haruko: AWESOME! *noms on cookie*
Alexis: Kisshu, IF U LOVE ICHIGO THEN WHY DO U TRY TO KILL HER?
Kisshu: I have to protect my planet and my family. It's my duty to claim the Mew Aqua. The Mew Mews were just in the way.
Haruko: I hate Mew Mews..*looks at Deep Blue hopefully*
Deep Blue: We will never be friends. I still hate you.
Alexis: AND IN EPISODE 45 WHEN ICHIGO TRIPS WHY DIDNT U TAKE HER? WHY DO U STALK HER?
Kisshu: I could see in her eyes, she still would fight. Cause I adore seeing her anythime I can...which is all the time.
Alexis: WHY DO SO MANY FANS PREFER MINTxKISSHU? DO U EVER WANT TO SLAP TARUTO? DO U EVER WANT TO KICK DEEP BLUE WHERE ALIENS SHOULD NEVER BE KICKED? DO U HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR MINT?
Kisshu: I really don't know. YES. For trying to kill Kitten, yes. Hell no.
Ichigo: *looks at Kisshu with heart eyes* I love youuu
Kisshu: *kisses Ichigo*
Alexis: DO I ANNOY YOU?
Kisshu: Kind of.
Alexis: DO U LIKE FUDGE BARS?
Kisshu: Um...I guess?
Alexis: GOOD HERES A FUDGE BAR... EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT!
Kisshu: *cautiously eats the fugde bar*
Alexis: *looks at Deep Blue* WHY DO WANT TO DESTROY EARTH? AND WHY R U MASAYA? IF MASAYA WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD THEN Y DO U WANT TO DESTROY IT? IF MASAYA IS UNDER THAT EXPLODED FRIDGE THEN HOW R U HERE? DID U GET OUT OF HIS BODY? CAN U TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE LIGHTNING COME OUT OF MY HANDS?
Deep Blue: *sigh* None of your beez-wax. I took over his body. I have my own mind. Cause Haruko used her magic. Skip. No, I can't, shut up now.
Haruko: *another rainbow* MAGIC!
Blue Knight: We get it!
Dutch: *cuts off Blue Knights head* Shut up! Magic is cool!
Haruko: Like unicornss... :DD
Deep Blue: Annoying
Haruko: *glomps Deep Blue* Byuu~!
Deep Blue: GAH! Annoying human girl!
Taruto: I..I guess I do..
Pudding: Taru-Taru love Pudding na no da!
Kisshu and Kish: *snicker snicker*
Taruto: *blush*
Cat: *hugs Kish and glares at Ichigo*
Ichigo: *hugs Kisshu and glares at Cat*
Tsuki: O.o
Haruko: NEXT REVIEW frooooooom Dutch!
Dutch: Yes!
WHY IS EVERYONE TORTURING MY METAL HEAD? TT^TT (yeah, a nickname for Ryou Dares: Ryou: have cake *gives cake* and you can choose one more hing from this WHOLE Masaya: i have a LONG dare for you, so i'll just PM it to Haruko O.o Pai: HELLOH! *feedt bottle of emotions* BE HAPPY! Haruko: bring Vegeta and Excalibur in! Masaya again: you are immortal, no matter how much people try to kill you, you Deep Blue: did you know i'm 300,000 years older than you? you're just Ryou: don't worry about my age, it's just how long i've lived, but i cannot Kish: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :3 i have a lot to tell...and you're gonna like my pm!
because Ryou means platinum)
room *puppy dog eyes*
cannot die, and you are handcuffed to me, and if you drag me into something i
don't want, you have a problem, and it's gonna get really bloody and lasts for
2 chapters ^-^ any questions?
1,000,000 and i'm 1,300,000
age...and i can make sure you don't either! you are perfect for it...but i
need to ask future daddy and my sis first O.o
Haruko: *cat smile* Yes~. I loved the PM. MWAHAHA! Except Naruto. I'll kill him! *clenches fist*
Dutch: *hands Ryou cake* Have some cake and choose one more thing from this WHOLE room *puppy dog eyes*
Ryou: *takes cake* I choose you. *kisses Dutch*
Masaya slips over a ladybug and falls into a hot bath of lava. He tries and fails to climb out, he falls in the acid puddle next to it. Masaya runs out to jump in the water but it's filled with sharks. He miraculously survives and runs into the forest. Then all the forest animals attack him. Masaya runs into a tree then gets pinned by Sasuke from Naruto. Naruto comes and get's so angry Sasuke was there before him, he goes nine-tailed fox mode and kills him. Dutch taped it all and put it on youtube and he has to watch it until he laughs.
Haruko: Awesome *smiles and stabs a ninja sword through Naruto's head*
Lettuce: Why did you kill him?
Haruko: I simply HATE Naruto! the only cool part about the show is Kakashi.. *frown*
Dutch: *feeds Pai bottle of Emotions* BE HAPPY!
Pai: *smiles really big*
Moon: Um, Dutch? Do you think you gave him too much?
Pai: *laughs and kisses Lettuce*
Kisshu and Kish: H-He NEVER laughs! NEVER! *shivers*
Haruko: Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Dutch: Bring Vegeta and Excalibar in!
Haruko: *poofs in Excalibar, Vegeta, Amaimon, and Goku*
Goku: Haruko! *hugs Haruko*
Haruko: Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Amaimon: What are you staring at? *makes finger circles\goggles over his eyes*
Haruko: Nothing, I'm just bored. And Amaimon, we're getting married.
Amaimon: Okay *kisses Haruko*
Haruko: Yay! Ooooh look! Excalibar and Deep Blue are having a staring match!
Excalibar: *points cane in Haruko's face* You are a foolish fool!
Haruko and Goku: *blinks*
Vegeta: *spits* Humans!
Masaya: I'm immortal...?
Dutch: Yes. *hand-cuffs him to herself*
Masaya: Oh god...
Dutch: Deep Blue, did you know i'm 300,000 years older than you? you're just
1,000,000 and i'm 1,300,000
Deep Blue: Damn it.
Haruko: I think you hurt his pride...somehow. *hugs onto Amaimon*
Dutch: Eh. Ryou, don't worry about my age, it's just how long i've lived, but i cannot
age...and i can make sure you don't either! you are perfect for it...but i
need to ask future daddy and my sis first O.o
Ryou: O...kay? It's all good. *kisses Dutch*
Dutch: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KISSHU! :3
Kisshu: What? It's not my birthday...
Ichigo: ...?
Tsuki: Next review from...ME!
That was hilarious, dare time. Haruko: Bring in Death the Kid from Soul Eater in, you'll see why later on. Masabaka: Go back in time and grab the hostesses including me a T-Rex egg with Kid: Look, Masabaka has no symmetry, kill him, and I'll be nice and get rid of Everyone who gets hyper easily: SUGAR AND WEAPONS! All I gots for now, please continue.
one arm.
those three white stripes in your hair.
Haruko: M'Kay! *poofs in Death The Kid*
Kid: Oh. Hello Haruko. Dutch.
Haruko: I'll teleport Masaya with magic.
Kid: Magic...?
Haruko: YES! MAGIC! *poofs Masaya out with rainbow dust*
Kairon: What the hell is Rainbow dust?
Haruko:... It's magic :3
Moon: There's alot of magic here...
Haruko: Of course. It's my room of magicalness!
Kish: It looks like an Otaku room.
Mint: Yeah. Is that a Goku figurine?
Haruko: It's a action figure actually..I collected a bunch of DragonBall Z action figures when I was little...
Ichigo: A Dante and Spike figurine also?
Kisshu: Total Otaku.
Kish: I agree
Cat: Totally *hugs onto Kish*
Haruko: *blushes* Shut up!
Tsuki: I think you should magic Masaya back now...
Haruko: Oh yeahhhh*poofs Masaya back*
Masaya: EVIL BITCHES! *throws eggs at hostesses*
Haruko: That's not nice. *plucks half of Masaya's eyebrow*
Masaya: What was that for?
Kid: *shoots Masaya a gazillion times* GROSS! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Don't you know anything about symmetry? UTTERLY DISGUSTING!
Dutch: Noooo~ not his stripes!
Haruko: No!
Tsuki: Yes.
Kid: M-My stipes? T-They're gone!
Haruko: *takes off beanie* Here Kid. These have your stripes on them. *put the beanie on Kid*
Tsuki: SUGAR AND WEAPONS!
Haruko: HELL YEAH! *get on Amaimon's shoulders with a ninja sword* LET'S KILL BITCHES!
Moon: See you soon!