Disclaimer- is this really necessary I mean I have already done this before. I don't own the x-men blah blah blah.

Warning this is a spoof do not read if you have no sense of humor. In this chapter I will do a... umm... well I'm not sure so I'll make up as we go.

When we last left own heroes they were watching techna launch a nuclear missile.

"Nuclear missile launched." The x-men watched as the missile headed toward the school.

"I will try to control Techna's mind and force her to destroy the missile." He thrust out with his power in an attempt to grab control of techna. He did it he finally broke into her mind. Wait, this was his mind and where was that elevator music coming from. "It's not working" he told his team"

"I'll get their leader" polecat told the others. He walked up to plastico. "Ha, you can harm me like your father did to my father because I'm not made of metal I'm made of plastic I'm like a ken doll that way.

"That's great" Plastico told Polecat. Snap using his power over plastic he snapped the boned in polecats body.

"Sniffsniffwhimperwhinecry-like-a-baby"

"Team I have a plan, it consists of running away."The x-men bolted out the door. Just in time because Techna's missile was heading back toward them. Alex was left behind and no one could help him. Realizing that his wheelchair was going to slow he jumped out of it and ran.

"If you can walk why do you use that chair"

"Because it makes me look cool."

That's the end of that chapter please R&R