TK's Dairy
Chapter 4: I HATE MY BROTHER!
Kari: OK Davis shut up if you wanna listen to what's next, 'cause it's very entertaining
Davis: ok then get on with it.
Yolei: oh looks like chapter 11 extends to the next page, Kari go on…
Chapter 11 (continued) I HATE MY BROTHER!
Hey its TK again, I ran out of room on the last page because that's just the first embarrassing thing to happen today. As Kari had said before, she took me out for breakfast for the… I'm not saying it again. Anyway, we were just talking about how I made the final basket in the game yesterday, but my brother just happen to be walking by on his way to band practice. So he stops and sits down at our table and…well I'll just put it into conversation form…
Matt: hey TK, Kari, are you 2 on a date?
I was drinking my orange juice at the time, and then I choked after he said that.
Me: *cough* no its just 2 friends having some breakfast together, hehehe.
Kari: yeah, I'm just taking TK out for breakfast to make up for the incident yesterday.
Matt: oh, when a girl is taking a guy out to make amens for something, it has got to be very embarrassing! What happened?
Kari: oh TK didn't tell you? Well then I will…
Me: PLEASE KARI DON'T!
Kari: Hey, if I'm paying for this then I'm telling him. Anyway, TK and I were at the basketball game and TK toke the final shot and…
Kari told matt the whole story. Them Matt burst into a laughing frenzy while I just banged my head on the table.
Matt: AHAHAHAHA oh man that's almost as embarrassing as the fact that TK still sucks his thumb AHAHAHAHA.
Me: Matt!
Kari: AHAHAHAHAHA OMG TK I never knew that.
Matt: or that time at summer camp where he jumped in the pond and his swim trunks fell off AHAHAHA.
Me: Matt!
Kari: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH anything else?
Matt: oh yeah, He wet the bed until…
Me: MATT DON'T YOU HAVE BAND PRACTICE OR SOMETHING!
Matt: oh yeah, better get going. Later Kari, later Baby bro.
Me: *sigh* dodged that bullet… hey where's my muffin?
Matt: (from a distance) Thanks for the muffin bro, and Kari he wet the bed until he was ten!
My jaw dropped after he said that and then everyone in the restaurant stated laughing.
Me: MATT IM GONNA KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
On my way home I used my hat to cover my face, which BTW was practicaly on fire, while Kari just laughed. I begged her not to tell anyone about what just happened. She said that she'd keep quiet if I let her take a pic of me sucking my thumb in my sleep. I'm not sure what is worse, Kari catching me in my underwear twice, or my brother telling my best friend that I still suck my thumb and I wet the bed 'till I was 10. At least I still have my shorts on this time. Then matt came back and said he forgot something. Asked him what and he pulled my shorts down. I yelled as he ran away OHH COME OONNNN!
Everyone burst into laughter.
Davis: OH MAN who knew that TK was such a dork AHAHAHA, oh before I forget…
Davis quickly grabbed his shorts before Kari could pull them down.
Kari: looks like you catch on quick. Anyway I think that's more than enough for today. And remember, DON'T REPEAT ANY OF THIS TO ANYONE OR ME AND TK WILL KILL YOU!
Everyone: yes Mame…
But little did they know that someone had secretly been listening to everything that Kari had said…
Digimon Emporor: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can't believe that I have something this juicy, and I have it all recorded on tape, with this I can blackmail that digiestined kid into doing everything I want!
Wormmon: oh this is not going to end well…