Stan
Yeah I have been kind of busy.
I tell Wendy on facebook. Facebook is the most awesome thing ever. Suddenly, my phone starts to ring. I look at it… it's Wendy. Holy shit, why is she calling me? What do you do when a girl calls you? I let the phone ring and ring. Should I pick it up? Does she want to sex talk me? Oh shit…
Stan: Man, someone just called me. I can't find my phone.
Wendy: Yeah that was me.
Stan: oh got to go find my phone brb, my room really needs cleaning.
Shit… holy shit… a girl called me. It rings again… I never talked to a girl on the phone before. What if I say something wrong. Damn… the world of txt messaging and twitter have made it really hard to communicate with voice.
Wendy: I hate you!
Stan: Why?
Wendy: So, remember that day Cartman tried to answer that question…
I had escaped. She isn't calling me anymore. Now she is just trying to talk on facebook.
Stan: Wendy, I got to go… I'm tired, talk to you tomorrow.
Wendy: Okay, see you and good night.
Stan: Night.
I log out of my facebook account as quickly as I could. I need a drink… of water.
"She just called me?" I said.
"Why didn't you answer?" Kyle asked.
"I don't know… I got scared… I'm only 7 dude… I have no experience with girls on the phone." I said.
"Just answer it, there is only one way your going to get good at talking to girls on the phone if it bothers you." Kyle said.
"But it's scary, what if I say something stupid… it's not like I can say it's a typo." I said.
"Dude, stop being such a Jew and answer it." Kyle said.
"Okay, next time she calls… I will honestly answer it." I said.
Wendy
Wendy: I'm so confused now :s
"Why didn't he answer my call? I was going to say anything bad." I tell Bebe.
"Maybe he got scared." Bebe says.
"Nah not Stan, he is the bravest most coolest guy ever." I tell her.
"He isn't brave, he always throws up around you…" Bebe says.
"Yeah… but that's because it's… It doesn't matter why that is… how can someone be scared of a phone call?" I ask.
"Because he is scared of saying something stupid too you…" Bebe says. God, she acts so smart for a 7 year old. I hate people that don't act their age, I mean I'm 7 and I have a boyfriend… why don't the rest of these girls get boyfriends?
"Yeah but I really like Stan, I don't care if he says something stupid." I say.
"But he doesn't know that… try calling him tonight." Bebe says. Maybe third time will be lucky time.
Stan
"Okay dude…Just relax…" Kyle facebooks me as I tell him the phone is ringing. I grab the phone, it gentle vibrates in my hand and I push the green button. The button that will bring her voice and my voice on the same point in the space and time continuum. You know, I have been thinking about this recently but the internet actually breaks the laws of physics. It bends the space and time continuum to allow people all over the world to contact just about anyone they want without actually having to be in the space.
"Hey Stan." She says. Her voice is so sweet.
"Hey Wendy" I reply.
"So… what are you doing?" She asks.
"Talking to you on the phone," I reply.
"Oh… I'm doing that too…" She said.
"Anything new?" I asked.
"Yeah… I'm talking to my boyfriend on the phone… I never did that before."
"Neither..." I said.
"Well I'm going to sleep now, good night honey…"
"Night…" I say as she hangs up. Wow… phone calls suck. Thank god they invented the internet.