Don Orbit: (sits in a wheelchair with bandages over the left side of the face, the left arm and right leg, like if they were broken) Hello fellow Readers. I'm back with another chapter of Nosferatu of Extinction.
Abridged Alucard: After so much time you want to continue? You guys really don't know when to quit.
Don Orbit: Hey! Who's fault is it that I look like this? Anyway, thanks for your patience. I really want to continue the story as soon as possible.
Abridged Alucard: So why aren't you? Because your as lazy as a sloth?
Don Orbit: Because I still have a real life and need to do things there. Unlike other people who are only going for walks. (sighs) Anyway thanks for your reviews. Your helping very much.
Deadpool: (Suddenly appears on the Couch) Sup' bitches.
Don Orbit: Deadpool! What are you doing here?
Deadpool: Simple idiot. I heard mister fuckmothering vampire would be here. (gestures at AbridgedAlucard) So here I am to save the day once again. Hey where is the next fridge around here? I could need a drink or two.
Don Orbit: I... don't drink, so I don't have alcohol here.
Deadpool: Say WHAT?! That needs to change man. So give me your wallet, so I can buy alcohol.
Don Orbit: What? No!
Deadpool: (pulls out his dual pistols) Listen here and listen closely buddy. These two have already nailed more holes in people then you (turns to the readers) and I even more with my gun (turns back to Don Orbit) and I didn't ask you to give me your Money. I'm demanding.
Don Orbit: (Hands over the wallet) Alright fine. Here take it.
Deadpool: And your PIN for the credit card is...
Don Orbit: Oh hell... (get shot in the broken arm) Ah! Fuck.
Deadpool: Say it.
Don Orbit: FUCK YOU! (get's shot in the knee) Ahh! (faints from the pain)
Deadpool: Whoops. Whatever I'm going to buy some alc. (turns to the readers) And you guys better don't say a word about what happened here. Otherwise Deadpool comes to town. (vanishes in flash)
Abridged Alucard: (stays quite for a few second, a really rare moment in his life) Oh my god. (pulls out Jackal and Casull) He's right. There is no alc here. Better go to the bank and lift some money. (turns to the readers) And you read the story. I'm going for a walk. (vanishes in red shadows)
Chapter 4: The Invasion of Shinjuku
Seras walked through the old streets of Tokyo as she looked for vampires. It had been a few days now since she raided all alone the Vampire City in the north. She wanted to use the truck, but with all the rumble on the streets and the decaying bodies of cars from 8 years ago it would only be possible to drive here when one had a tank. On her way she came across a few horsemen of the apocalypse already and a few vampires that faced the same fate as the horsemen. Killed, torn apart and eaten. The memories of these vampires were quite useful. She knew now about a few places the vampires dominated the humans on the surface and her japanese improved as well. Yet she has only seen a few humans, where the children told them their parents were. So Seras had brought the children to the settlements. It was really touchy witness so much heart wrecking reunions but Seras already left before they could thank her properly. But then again this was duty as a member of Hellsing. Sometimes she questioned herself if she would be able to carry out Integra's last order, but then again she didn't want humanity forever to be under the boots of These leech like vampires. Seras still knew that she was once just like These children a human being and she liked acting like one. She didn't know if it was their Long lifespan or the fact that they needed blood in order to survive, but somehow she thought that these vampirers seemed to have forgotten that they also were humans once.
She shook her head as she landed on a piece of rumble and sat on it. She was now closer to the Shinjuku district, where apparantly the japanese demon army residated and tried to rebuildt the human society. Seras liked the thought about that. Back in the UK it was hard to life, but the old Networks of water, electricity and otherr things began to work again. Maybe in a year or two a life like before the apocalypse was possible once again, but for that humanity had to stick together. Her mind then drifted back to the fight in Germany as her master had killed the King of Europe, Lest Karr. If she would manage to dethrone Krul Tepes, she might set an end to the dictatorship of the vampirers here in Japan. But one thing after another. First she had to check out this Demon Army.
'Just how long until humanity is free again?' she thought. She however didn't expected Pip to answer.
'Maybe when these guys understand that humans don't just get crushed under a boot like a bug.' he said in her mind.
'Yeah. But even then we have a lot of clean up work to do don't we?'
'Look at the bright side. In the worst case we will have to liberate every Country on this planet once again.' Pip said.
'How is that the bright side?' Seras thought sweatdropping.
'We could go on a journey around the world. You know, me, you seeing more of the world then anyone in this time will and ending the vampirers reign on the world.' Pip Statement made Seras laugh a bit.
'Sounds like a way to describe my job everyday.' Seras thought before she sat up again and walked through the streets as she heard screams. Seras bolted upwards as she ran towards the place the sound came from. Soon she saw the reason for it. A group of three vampirers ran from an human settlement through the streets chasing a few adults and a few children. Seras knew these persons. They were of one of the places she had brought the children back to their parents. Then a vampire jumped high in the air and dove down at the humans. He grabbed the neck of a young girl and slammed her to the ground, making her choke in pain. Already in this moment Seras could only barely hold her fury. A man, probably her father, stopped and turned around as he heard the outcry of the child.
"Natalie! You damn..." he shouted but then another vampire slammed him to the ground and held him down with one hand. The vampire with the girl lifted her up like some sort of prize making the girl kicking the air, as it tried to break free but hit nothing but air.
"You don't get it, huh? You humans are so weak it is almost weird that we didn't took over sooner." he said. Seras however had seen enough. With full speed she charged at the vampire with the man and punched him right in the face. Before the vampire even made contact with the ground again Seras had closed the distance between her and the one who threated the child and swung her normal arm at him, ripping off his head. For the last vampire it happened so fast, she only saw a red blur as suddenly one of her companions was slammed into a wall, while the other one somehow missed his head now. The body slumped to the ground releasing the Girl from it's grip as it dissolved into ashes.
"You alright kid?" Seras said as she stood behind the female vampire, still holding the head of the vampire in her hand. Blood dripped from it as Seras crushed the skull between her fingers, before it could even turn into ashes. The female vampire was shocked. Never had she seen such a brutality, such speed or strength by another of her kind. And most of all to protect livestock. The girl nodded as she ran to her father, who was still on the ground. The vampire put her hand on the handle of her sword as she went in a slight crouch.
"Oi! Who are...?" the Vampire never finished the sentence as Seras grabbed her by her neck and lifted her up like she weight nothing. In shock the Vampire had let go of her sword "Release me!" she demanded, but Seras was deaf for that.
*SPLATTER*
Instead she simply crushed the vampires neck between her fingers, making more blood paint the ground red. The now headless corpse fell to the ground, before it dissolved into ashes.
"To threaten children. Disgusting." Seras said to herself. She turned around to leave as she felt a soft tug at her normal arm. She looked down to see the Little Girl, who had grabbed her arm and looked directly into Seras red glowing eyes. "Is something the matter kid?" Seras asked.
"Th-thanks for saving my dad, big sis." the Little girl said. Seras smiled sheepish and scratched the back of her neck.
"Ahh~ it was nothing. But you and your dad should better go back home. I heard in Shibuya they have a human settlement." she said.
"That might be right, but they only let a few live inside, the rest is out here and lives beneath the rumble and these monsters." the man said as he approached Seras.
"I see. Well stay alive kid. Humanity needs everyone to start again." Seras said as she ruffled the little girl's black hair. Seras then waved goodbye to the two as she walked through the city again. Well what could ruin this day.
In Sanguinem
Krul Tepes sat on her throne like usual, however in the moment a lot of unpleasant events took place. First off the humans started to become powerful again in Shinjuku. That was something she was not allowed to let that happen. Just because she was after all the queen of the vampires. Secondly, another vampire city has been taken, however far away from Tokyo, so it were not the humans. She wanted to send an investigation team there, but the war with the humans in Tokyo however didn't made that posissible.
And then there was the most weirdest Thing which bugged Krul to no end. About 2 days now she had a weird feeling inside her body. It was already strange that she felt something when one considered the fact that she was undead. But few hours she felt like a pulse through her body. It washed over her being like a wave and each time it was like having an headache.
It almost felt like something out there was resonating with her very being and was calling out for her to step outside and find whatever it was.
Krul wanted to laugh about this. A supernatural connection between 2 people. The only person she had shared such a bond was Asura. It was sad for her to think about her sibling. She shook the thought out of her head. She had better things to do then think about her familiar bonds. She had a war too win and she was determined to win.
A few hours later
Seras walked through the city as she looked around her. Nothing but decaying buildings and cars. She thought about how she could maybe gain the JIDA's trust or at least tell them that she was not one of the vampires they had fought until now. It was then as she saw a plane flying through the sky. Since the apocalypse, there only had been two forces that had started air planes in her opinion. She when she came to Japan and the vampirers. The strange thing however was that the plane was flying really low. Normally it would be suicidal to fly so close to the corpses of the skyscrapers. The plane then flew lower and lower past Seras as she only heard the engines roaring. And then...
*BOOM*
... a massive explosion occured a few kilometres away from her.
'Seras.' said Pip.
"I know." Seras said as she jumped up a hollow Skyscraper. In the distance flew a fire ball into the sky and coal black smoke blocked the sign for further Investigation. However for Seras it ws clear that the plane had flwon into the wall around Shinjuku on purpose. Then she heard battle cries and helicopters from the destroyed wall. The vampires had attacked. Seras grinned at this. The last time she had heard such a noise was when the vampires tried to invade London again or back in Germany. "This will be so much fun." she said to herself as she took her halconnen and aimed for one of the helicopters. A short Moment later she pulled the Trigger. The helicopter lit up like a firework but unfortunately the others were already behind the wall. If she would now storm in, the JIDA would mistake her as an enemy Vampire as well. Seras then built up a telepathic connection with her master.
'Master, we have a problem.' She said.
Meanwhile in the air space above russia
The time difference between the UK and Japan was about 8 hours, meaning while in Tokyo it was afternoon, it was late morning in London. In Russia however the difference was merely a few hours. Alucard meanwhile sat in an old passenger plane, he had flown now for several hours. Since Alucard was a Vampire he had no Need to sleep and flying a plane was one of the things he had learned over the years. No matter if it was a ship, a car or a plane, Alucard could drive or fly it. Next to the Pilot seat was a simple bottle of red wine and in his Hand a glass of it. It wasn't like he was an alcoholic, but he surely did enjoy a good wine before a battle.
(Deadpool: BORING! Quit this shit and let there be something cool already.)
(Don Orbit: F*** YOU DEADPOOL.)
'Master, we have a Problem.' Seras voice said suddenly in his head.
'What is it Seras?' he asked.
'The vampires have launched an invasion force at the humans here. In the moment they can hold out, but the vampires will definitely overwhelm then in one or two hours.' his fledgling replied. Seras didn't asked for further orders, because she wasn't so unsure anymore about her Actions like she was in the past. Her voice was not panicked in fear or anything else. She was calm and collected and talked about the dire Situation in Tokyo like about the weather.
'I see. In that case you should be able to find out their strengths and weaknesses. I'm interested how the humans there have actually managed to oppose them after all.' Alucard replied.
'Understood master. I'll send you the Location of our base then.' Seras said. In the next moment images of the captured vampire base and the mountain came in Alucard's mind. With the years their bond between each other grew so much that they were even able to share complex informations like Pictures just by telepathy.
'Good. I'll head there first, you take care of the mess on your end. Show these vampires what a true monster can do.' Alucard said and a moment later the connection was served. He couldn't help, but grin at the thought of the humans obliberating the vampires there, that they would actually counter attack. For how long must they have felt that they were the kings of this new world only to let it crumble apart by humans. But how much would he give to see how they would react to a monster like Seras?
(Abridged Alucard: Oh yes I get this boner again. Especially when such bitches are wetting themselves.)
(Deadpool: Yeah that's true.)
(Don Orbit: You guys really know how o make my job worse.)
Then however he felt something in the distance. It was similiar to the bond he had with Seras, but it was fainter, barely noticeable.
(Deadpool: Is it my butt iching?)
(Abridged Alucard: Is it a stake of porns at my feet? *looks down to not find one* Mmmh I should have told Walter about that. Oh right I killed him too.)
It was almost like an heart beat. Alucard felt a connection there towards someone else then Seras or was it just that Seras? Anyway he couldn't help but wonder.
(Deadpool: Aww man! Why keeping all so omnious. Hey guys Spoiler alert!:...)
(Don Orbit: Both of you shut up already!)
"Mhm interesting." Alucard mused as the plane just continued to fly other the asian continent. He then poured in more wine in his glass and took a relaxed sip. "I can barely wait to see who is there." he said to himself.
In the cursed gear Asuramaru
Asura in the sword of Yuchiro Hyakuya stirred suddenly. The demon felt something powerful close to itself. Asuramaru wanted to look around, but unfortunately being sealed inside a sword also meant one couldn't really see what was going on. It sent shivers down its not existing spine.
"Wait what?" Asuramaru suddenly said. Indeed the Feeling that filled the void in the sword was simply Asuramaru's own fear. It made no sense. A demon was basically a powerful Monster. So what could possibly frighten them? Asuramaru didn't understand, but one Thing was certain.
Whatever was closeby, it was strong. Even stronger then the vampires. What Asura didn't noticed was a closed eye in her shadows.
Meanwhile in Shinjuku
Seras tore through the vampire forces like a hot knife through butter. Every single one she encountered was basically too weak to even defend themselves. They slashed at her with their swords, shouted curses at 'the traitor of their kind' only to find that their attacks had no effect and they only gave her even more reason to brutally dismember them. A few tried to run and hide, but she simply catched up with them or shot their legs off, before killing them.
At the end of another one-sided battle only the Vampire gear and their torn cloaks littered the ground.
"I've gone a bit overkill, haven't I?" Seras said to herself as she looked at the devastated road. It was destroyed before alreay, but now the road was ripped open on several places and large holes were in the walls of the buildings.
'Doesn't matter, we better check out the enemy leader now.' Pip said in her mind. With that Seras ran through the streets. Just behind the next Corner another batallion of vampires emerged. In the Moment she ran past them, her shadow arm expanded and sliced them to bloody bits. However she spared one of them.
"Wha..." he said as Seras bit down the vampires neck and sucked his blood dry. The vampire gave a few choking sounds as he tried desperately to remove the true Vampire from his neck, but he was already dead in the moment he realized that resisdence was futile. The memories of the Vampire filled Seras head.
Flashback
In the memories Seras sat Close to a wall as the plane from earlier crashed in the wall.
"Alright you know the orders. Kill the rebelling livestock. Don't mind to satisfy your thirst on These pigs. No one cares since we're not in the cities anymore." another Vampire said, from the Group says. The vampires rushed in and attacked the humans. Seras saw how both Forces clashed but the vampires were more agile and simply outmanouver the JIDA. In the Background she saw how others satify their thirst on still living soldiers, while others were killed by the weapons of the JIDA. It only lasted a few minutes, because there were just a dozen humans or so.
"Alright let's go to the assembly point." The leader of the Group said. The Vampire knew that it was a big open place located in the middle of Shinjuku, but didn't care. He just wanted to Show the livestock who was the superior race around this world. The Group rushed through the streets. Then Seras appeared.
Seras turned towards the direction the group wanted to head. Her face remained a stoic mask as her arm transformed into a pair of massive bat-like wings. However she couldn'T fly there in one go. In the air she would be an easy target and be easily spotted by both humans and vampires. She flew only a few streets as she flew in a destroyed window of some skyscraper. She then proceed in her advandcement by simply jumping through the window into another building. One time she saw a few other vampirers in the street.
'Well it doesn't hurt if I kill a few more.' she thought to herself as she readied her halconnen. She jumped out the building and shot right into the Group. When she landed in the other building she had to roll before she came to an halt. She didn't need to hear the cries outside or the *BOOM* of the anti tank bullet as it tore through the vampires bodies, but it was still good for her to do so. She walked back and glanced out the window, smiling like a boss. Indeed the vampirers were no nothing but bloody paste under someone's boots.
(Insert MLG memes)
(Deadpool: Holy crap. Did you see that?)
(Abridged Alucard: Yes, Wade I did. I wrote it down, because it's awesome.)
(Don Orbit: ALUCARD! Okay actually that was quite cool, but I'm the author here so give me my keyboard back.)
(Cancel MLG memes)
Seras could already see her destination, but couldn't simply jump there without being detected.
"Damn I can't see them from here." Seras said before she then teleported into a building across the field. The teleportation was something she had inheritated by her master. It took some time in the 30 years he was absent, but she already had mastered this ability as well. She still hid behind a wall as she looked through the scope of her cannon at the field. With the changed Position she could look clearly on it.
There were at least 20 vampirers and a few of them already drank the blood from a lot of dead bodies they had put into a Military truck. She looked further around. On a pillar she saw two men. One was quite young, had blonde hair and blue eyes. The other one had white hair and fancy looking clothing and ear rings.
'Given the fact that both of them were watching the feast quite calm and the pointed ears they would be the commanders of this operation.' Seras thought to herself. She felt also the presence of a human watching nearby, but during her advance she made sure that she wouldn't be visible for this one. However now she was focused on the two men in front of her. 'Shouldn't vampires have red eyes?' she thought to herself. Indeed she never saw that one of these leeches had another eye color then red. To see a vampire with blue eyes was a first since the apocalypse.
'Probably he's like you when we met, ma cherie.' Pip said in the back of her mind.
'What do you mean?' Seras mentally asked.
'Maybe he hasn't taste blood yet out of free will.' Pip replied. Indeed Seras had still blue eyes until she had drunk Pip's blood back 38 years ago. She watched the young looking man a bit closer and saw something. He looked at the feast of the vampires with narrowed eyes.
'Seems like you're right. Probably he's still adjusting to being a vampire.' Seras said as she watched the blonde jump down the pillar. She remebered how much she struggled until she was able to cope with the fact that she wasn't human anymore. However then the presence of the human from earlier came closer and with that a bunch of others as well. Then a wave of darkness crashed in the field obliberating a squad of vampires. Seras glanced at the people that had caused this destruction.
5 humans. A black haired man with a black red glowing blade, a women with hazelnut hair and a wrapped up sword, a blonde man smoking a pipe, then a women with red ponytail and gaunlets and a small woman with long black hair. Seras couldn't help, but smile at the sight.
"Well at least some humans can still fight." she said as she watched the battle unfold. The young blond man engaged the black haired, apparantly the leader, in a simple 1v1 duel. It was suprising that the man held up quite good, but it was clear that even an individual like him wouldn't win this battle with fair ways. The man used explosive tags he glued on the vampire's forehead. The explosion was suprisingly matching the power of a small C4 bomb and made an old decayed building collapse.
"What the hell?" Seras said to herself.
(Deadpool: Damn that will give him tomorrow a headache.)
Suprisingly, the teen was unharmed, but now the other humans assisted their leader. It was almost like they had won as the silver haired noble stepped in and blocked a lethal blow on the teen. Everyone, minus Seras in the distance, was stunned as the noble literally back handed the black haired man and send him flying through several concrete pillars. Then the blonde teen engaged the man again, while the vampires engaged the men's comrades. Seras was about to shoot the vampire into bis, but then she felt something. Other humans... and something else approached. Seras clicked her tongue in annoyance. She didn't knew what it was so she couldn't be too careful. A scream of pain made her mind snap back into reality. The blonde teen had stabbed his opponent in the guts. Not a mortal wound, but strong bleeding and very painful. Then suddenly a black haired teen stabbed the Vampire in the guts himself, but then however he froze.
"What the..." Seras said. The wounded man then swung his sword making the vampire back down before he punched the boy in the face and yelled at him for 'not using the curse of his weapon'. Seras looked over the scene as more nobles joined the battle. 'This is bad. If the nobles step in as well the humans will be eradicated in now time.' She thought as her hand wandered to a vampiric sword on her waist. For a long range gunner like her it was a piece of junk, but her master told her to carry it with her to blend more in to the vampire society. But then again did she wanted to belong to this human-killing, children-kidnapping, spineless pieces of dirt? Certainly not.
Seras then rushed down the stairs of the building where other vampires waited.
"Hey who are y..." *SPLATTER*
The vampire didn't finish as Seras grabbed his head and smashed it with wnough force against a wall, making the skull explode. The other vampires drew their weapons and so did Seras.
"Move out my way." was all she said as the vampires jumped into action. The first one was killed by two swings. Their swords were mabye out of the same material, but Seras physical strength was far above the one of the vampires. The first swing deflected an incoming blow. The second one took the vampires head. The others tried to overwhelm her but then Seras' shadows expanded from her arm and tore them into pieces. "Dammit that took way to Long." she cursed as she looked outside where the humans were simply overwhelmed by the force of the vampires. 'Shit, wait where are the other two boys.' Seras asked herself as she teleported to the buildings Roof. She found them on the roof of a nearby gas station, where the blonde one tried to convince the black haired boy, apparantly called Yuu, to follow him and flee.
By the time they argued the vampires started to feast on Yuu's comrades. Seras was about to shoot them into pieces as she suddenly felt something. She turned around and saw Yuu, groan in pain. However the Aura he emitted was far too powerful for a human.
'What is that? I've never seen such a thing in my entire life, but it feels similiar somehow, but why?' Seras thought. Then Yuu started to scream and a thick stream of some kind of black liquid started to stream out his shoulder. It tore through his uniform and the same substance dripped out his left eye, while his right one had now a bloody red sclera. "Eww." Seras said.
"The humans were truly just using him." the blonde muttered, before shouting. "No Yuu! Come with me!"
'Are you seriously that dumb?' Seras thought, before Yuu swung his ssword and let loose a wave of energy that tore the gas atation and everything around it into pieces. 'Wait why does this sword feels like...' Seras looked at her arm as she decided to take action.
Above the japanese ocean
Alucard stirred in his plane as he felt a strong aura wash over him. He gritted his teeth at this, since he had felt such an aura once before. Back then 38 years ago in London.
"What have you done this time, humans? I actually thought you have learned that it brings nothing to ask god for help in order to fight Monsters. Wasn't it like that as well, Anderson?" Alucard said to himself.
'Seras, what is going on down there?' he asked his servant.
'I don't know master. It seems like something that was sealed inside a human was set free and now it's rampaging.' Seras replied. Alucard took a second to process this Information before grinning.
'Then I guess I don't need to tell you what to do then.' he said.
'Of course master.' Seras replied. After the connection was served, Alucard smiled.
"It's a shame that I won't be able to see it with my own eyes Seras." he said as he could already see the outline of the japanese west coast.
With Seras
Seras had a predatory grin on her face as she received the message of her master. Yuu now had destroyed with a single swing of his sword an entire block of houses and caused a giant explosion with that black mass. It was very similiar to the attack of that man, but much more potent. However both times she felt something inside her. She couldn't describe it, but it was a feeling as if one of her familiars was closeby. Seras casted the thought aside as Yuu now walked aroound like ghoul, ready to tear his next opponent into pieces. She took aim with her halconnen. She waited for the right moment and then she pulled the trigger.
Shinoa Higari had probably the worst day ever. First the 2nd capital of the humans Shinjuku was attacked by vampires, then Yuu didn't followed her orders. Followed by being attacked by a noble used as livestock by said noble and now there was this. Yuu somehow turned into a monster and defeated the noble singlehanded, but now he was like in trance. He mumbled something about sinners that had to die over and over again. And then there was this giant black wing made of some kind of black liquid.
And that wasn't even what crept Shinoa out the most. That would be the soulless look in Yuu's eyes as he slowly walked towards her.
"Shinoa!" someone yelled. It was Guren, still in the hand of this silver-haired noble. "You are the only one who can help him now. There is still a Chance for him to return." Guren yelled. Shinoa nodded in response and drew her cursed gear, a giant scythe, which was even bigger then herself, as Yuu charged at her with his katana. However the first swing was far too strong for her as her scythe was send flying out of her hand. Her mind only told her to do one thing: run. But before she could turn around or Yuu could deliver the killing blow suddenly something happened.
*BOOM*
Something impacted with ground close to Yuu and kicked up a lot of dust, creating a thick smoke screen. However Shinoa, who shielded her eyes, knew that behind the smoke Yuu was doing the next swing and that this one would kill her. However then she was suddenly lift up and a something soft was pressed against her face. She had her eyes closed, but could tell that the smoke was gone.
"Hey you okay?" a voice asked Shinoa as she opened her eyes. The first thing she felt was something round and soft. Indeed her face was pressed against the assets of a woman. And those were huge.
(Abridged Alucard: Well it's big titty police girl we're talking about and not this little violet board)
(Deadpool: Haha nice one. *bumps fists with Alucard* Do we get Yuri stuff here?)
(Don Orbit: Let me think a second~ no.)
(Deadpool: Awww~)
She looked up and saw the woman's face. It was quite young maybe just a few years older then herself. Then she noted the red glowing pupils. It was clear that this woman was a vampire, but her eyes were different from the ones of the vampires she had seen so far. Normally they had red eyes with black slit pupils. However this woman had red glowing eyes with round black pupils. It were not the eyes she used to see, but instead the eyes of a monster. "Oi could you please stop starring?" the woman asked. Shinoa then realised again in what position she was in and what she was starring at, causing her tp blush a little. The woman then put her down. Shinoa was totally flabbergastered at this.
"Uh what? Why...?"
"Mmh? Simple, if I wouldn't stepped in you would be now in tiny pieces." Seras replied with a smile. Shinoa wanted to reply as Yuu swung his sword in a wide arc cutting through the smoke. Now with the vision cleared he turned to back to Shina. "I don't know about you, but you better get out of here. Because now things are going ugly." Seras said now facing Yuu with a serious expression on her face. Shinoa couldn't understand the situation in front of her and netiher could the people around her. The woman's left arm seemed to be nothing, but a mass of shadows from where jagged whip-like tendrils sprouted out of her shoulder almost like a wing.
"A demon?" Shinoa mumbled, but Seras heared her.
"Seriously, why are the people always call me a demon behind my back?" she asked, before shrugging it off. "Well doesn't matter right now, first I need to stop your boyfriend." Unconsciously Shinoa blushed at the mention of 'boyfriend'.
(Deadpool: Spoiler alert! Seriously how come that this weak, idiotic guy and that punching bag *turn to the reader* I mean the guy who's face was smashed into these concrete blocks. What was his name again?)
(Don Orbit: *deadpans* Guren Ichinose.)
(Deadpool: Yeah right! Gurgle Itchy Nose. *turns to the readers* How come that these two get all the chicks in this anime?!)
"They...all...are sinners...Sinners...must die..." Yuu mumbled as he charged towards Seras he swung his sword down, but before it could make contact with the british vampire, Seras had grabbed his wrist with her right arm. The force however made the ground beneath Seras feet crack and a strong gust zoom past her.
"Has your mother didn't taught you that boys don't hit women? Or is that in Japan different?" Seras asked as she threw Yuu into a building, shattering a big part of the wall as a spiderweb of cracks formed behing him. Yuu however got up again, swung his sword now down and released another wave of black energy. Seras in response thrusted her shadow arm lorward. The shadows grew and formed several long whips, which lashed out at the black mass. Then the red and black forces collided with each other.
In the cursed gear Asuramaru
Asura felt how her power was harnested never a pleasant feeling to have your power drained from yourself, but couldn't be changed as long as she was in the sword. Yuichiro might be able to set her free. The almost childish human even said, that he would be her friend and would love her. Damn how foolish humans could be. She was in her ordinary form in her landscape as Yuu had returned into his body, however he wasn't in control but the Seraph. Asura had the appearance of a Young Girl about 16 years old with long blue hair, pointed ears, like all vampires, she knew so far, and red eyes with dark slit pupils. She wore a white and black dress, that her revealed her long legs. She actually thought that the angel would just rampage around and while she could just kick back and relax.
(Abridged Alucard: That's my girl.)
(Don Orbit: *rools his eyes* Shut up already.)
But then she felt it. As the two forces collided, Seras' shadows reached out for the sword. Her own mindscape, turned pitch black. Asura looked around, but couldn't see anything in this red and black mass. Wait red and black? She looked closer and then it felt like a hurricane crashed into her. All around her was this giant nightmarish red and black shadows, which swirled around her like a whirlwind.
'Is she trying to invade the sword or something?' Asura thought to herself as she tried to used her own demoinc aura. Black shadows erupted from her, but were easily dwarved by the mass around her. It was as if a Little match was trying to intimidate a wall of fire.
Then an eye opened.
A red eye opened in the mass. Then another. And another. Soon everything around her turned into a stream of eyes all focusing on one thing. Her. Asura now felt frightened now as suddenly a burning pain erupted in her chest. She held her head, trying to not lose control and go insane in this nightmare. The pain became stronger with every Moment that passed. Asura looked around, searching for a way out this nightmare.
And then she saw it. In her own mass of shadows was a closed eye. Asura looked at the sensoric organ in confusion, but then the pain faded. Slowly the eye opened. First just a bit and then fully open. A red eye with a slit pupil. Now Asura was frightened. Not because of the staring mass around her, but her own shadow.
Back in the real world
Seras felt something weird at the moment as well. This time the signal was clear and it was emitted by the sword.
'Maybe I should just take a closer look later.' she thought as her tendrils cut through the mass of black like knife through butter. Her shadows had wrapped around the sword and threw it aside. It landed a few metres behind Seras. Like thorny vines her shadows retracted as she looked at Yuu. He was obviously pissed that his sword was gone so he charged straight at Seras or rather the sword. His speed was impressive, however Seras was faster as she used her shadow for a speed boost. In the moment Yuu was next to her, she kicked him with all force into the chest, sending him flying into another building.
"No Yuu-chan! You damn...!" someone shouted. Seras turned around to see the blonde Vampire from earlier. He had his sword drawn and aimed for Seras, however his sword arm was simply intercepted by a shadow Whip, as it simply piecred through his arm and Seras punched Mikaela right in the face. Mika could taste blood on his tongue, his own blood. It felt like one of his teeth was punched out. Luckily the shadow hadn't ripped off the arm, but the long cut that was made was still quite painful. He wanted to stand up and hurt this woman for hurting his Yuu-chan, but Seras had a fot planted on his blade while grabbing Mika by the back of his collar and lifted him up. The vine on his sword however were still connected to his Hand, making them tear much more through his flesh and him crying out in pain, before they snapped.
"Oh really? Face the truth you idiot." Seras said as she yanked Mika's face forwards making him look at Yuu. "That is not anymore the friend you used to know." Seras said calmly.
"No... Yuu-chan... this damn humans..." Mika said in anger. Seras raised an eyebrow at that, before throwing Mika away like a trash bag back to his allies. Yuu however grabbed his sword again as Seras darted forward. Before Yuu could could attack Shinoa or Seras again, he was punched right in the face and tumbled over the ground, before laying on his stomach. He let go of his sword and fell on the ground. Seras meanwhile pulled the sword out. She looked at the katana, before putting it on her hip.
(Abridged Alucard: Well one can't just stick it in, now can they?)
(Deadpool: Isn't -chan more something people say to their friends with benefis?)
(Deadpool and Abridged Alucard: *Look at each other before turning back and shouting* HAH! GAY!)
(Don Orbit: I'm losing my nerves here.)
"You...damn... monster..." Yuu managed to press out his mouth as Seras shadow arm expanded several times in length. It was forming it's long shadow whips again, almost like a mockery to Yuu's 'wing.
"Oh really? When I'm a monster, what does that makes you?" Seras calmly waked over to Yuu. "A human? A Vampire? A dog?" Seras said as she closed the distance between the two of them in an split second. She then towered over the fallen Yuu as she gave him a death glare. "Or maybe just another monster?" She then grabbed Yuu's wing with her shadows, while putting him in an arm lock with her normal hand. Yuu screamed in pain, but Seras was deaf for that as she her shadows impaled Yuu's wing like sewing needles, before brutally tearing out Yuu's wing, which then exploded in a shower of black liquid, which turned crimson again once it hit the ground. 'Even your blood is no longer red.' Seras thought. Yuu chocked in pain for a second, before Seras punched him right against the back of the head. Cracks appeared around his head as his face was planted inside the ground. She then got off Yuu and turned him around. He was unconcious, but the traces of his transformation were gone, even the killing aura.
'He should have died from that even though I held back, yet his skull don't really shows any kind of injury that could be pernament. Not even a crack. What is he?' Seras thought as she put Yuu over her shoulder.
'Maybe he's just too stubborn and thick headed.' Pip said in her mind. Seras however rolled her eyes.
'That was a bad one.' Seras replied. From one second to another she then appeared in front of Yuu's comrades, who jumped backwards in suprise and were close to draw their weapons again. "So here you go." Seras said as she handed over Yuu to Shinoa. The violet haired girl immediately checked Yuu's condition. She felt like crying as he was okay, well as okay one can be, when they got a beat up by Seras Victoria. "Don't worry. Your boyfriend is pretty tough." Seras said, making both Mitsuba and Shinoa blush at the mention of the word 'boyfriend'.
"He's not my boyfriend!" Both girls exclaimed before turning to one another and blushed even harder. Seras however snickered at that.
(Deadpool: I want a harem fic here.)
(Don Orbit: You don't even take part in this Story. The only guys with that potential are, in my opinion readers, Guren, Mika and Yuu.)
(Deadpool: Shut up and let me dream)
"Ohhh~ so it's like that. I see." she chuckled before turning around to leave, however then someone interfered.
"Oi!" Seras turned around and saw that the human commander looked straight at her despite the fact of being heavily injured. "Who the hell are?" he said. His comrades stood next to him and were ready to attack Seras as well, though in their faces Seras saw unease. She sighed and simply threw something at him. It landed next to him however it dug a bit in the ground. Guren was starring at the object. It was business card. As he turned back to Seras she was gone without a trace. And so was Yuu's sword. "He isn't going to like that when he wakes up" Guren said to himself.
Meanwhile the vampires talked about how they should continue.
"See Mika seems like the humans are going to protect Yuu with everything they got until the end." Ferid said to Mikaela, who stared in anger as Yuu's friends. Ferid stood about 2 metres behind Mika as Mika moved even closer to Yuu.
"No. This filthy humans!" Mika said as he jumped forward to get Yuu back. However in the next moment Seras appeared again grabbed him by his shoulder in flight. She intensified her grip, breaking his shoulder blade as she forcefully put him on his feet again.
"You really don't know when to stop, do you?" she asked sarcastically.
"Shut up! You don't understand any of...Huh?" Mikaela said. He stopped as Seras put her normal arm in front of his face. Then she flicked his forehead with her pointer finger. The impact had the force of a wrecking ball and Mika was send flying in the back of the vampire forces. Everyone was still starring at Seras.
'That might have been a bit much.' she thought while sweatdropping, then she disappeared again leaving nothing, but a red streak behind her as she flew away.
"Well that is one interesting woman." Crowley commented. Horn raised an eyebrow at this, while Chess pouted.
"I agree, but for now I guess we should withdraw." Ferid said, expecting a reaction from Mika. However as he turned around, blood was coming out his nose and mouth as he had lost consciousness. "Oh my, Krul is going to be angry for that." Ferid said as the reinforcements of the JIDA arrived. Meanwhile Guren's comrades were looking at him.
"Guren are you alright?" the hazelnut haired woman asked.
"I'm fine." Guren said as he looked at the card in his hand.
Hellsing Organisation: We are on a Mission from God.
"Hellsing huh?" Guren muttered. Of course he knew about the old family clans around the world, however he would never thought that something like that would be part of it. Or that something like her existed. "That's going to be interesting." he said.
Back in the captured vampire city outside Tokyo
Alucard sat on roof of a house at the edge of the town as Seras returned in the night. He had basically abandoned the plane as he jumped out of it with his coffin. He was here now for a few minutes, so he guessed Seras had seen the still burning plane, which his master had crashed into the mountain side. However then he saw the weapon on her hip. A black and green katana, which emitted a strange aura. He jumped off the roof and landed in front of her.
"Welcome back Seras." he said.
"I've returned master." Seras replied. They walked to the central building of the city as Alucard eyed the cursed weapon.
"Seras, why did you brought this sword with you?" Alucard asked.
"It was the weapon of the human, that turned into a monster. I took it with me for further examination." Seras replied.
"Ho. Is that sword that interesting or the human?" Alucard asked.
"Both I would say. The human was merely a teenager, but he fought with such stubbornness and determintion against the vampires he might kill himself with that." Seras said.
Alucard chuckled at that.
"At least some humans have still some fight in them. Even if they throw themselves into certain death they don't quit." he said with a smile.
"As for the weapon master, it seems like something is always trying to break out or possess one." Seras said. Alucard then held his hand open and Seras gave him the sword. They had now arrived in the building and stood in the entrance hall.
"Indeed something is odd about this weapon." Alucard said. "We will investigate this later. For now give me a Report what happened, while I was away." he said, as they walked into the main building of the city. It was going to be a long night.
Omake Version
"So I guess no I can finally have my own omake Version now, don't I?" Abridged Alucard asked.
"In your dreams!" I shout. "You and mister mercenary with a mouth have interrupted the story far too many times. That's why you w..." I'm cut short as Deadpool shoots me in stomach.
"...will get your omake of course." the mercenary finished. I groan in pain as I try to stand up again. "And then Deadpool get's one too."
"Hell n..." I try to say as Abridged Alucard shoots off my arm. "GYAH!"
"Hell yes. Now get out of here So I can do this." Alucard said.
"Alright then." Deadpool then leaves the room with dragging me out as well, leaving Abridged Alucard alone.
"So then let's get this shit started." he said to himself.
Crimson Fuckr's POV
After I landed Japan and noticed that I don't have a tv in the shit hole that would be our operation base for the coming time, I decided to do something. So I went to what used to be Tokyo and went on a walk. The air was clear and the...
*BOOM*
And some asshole just shot at me. So I simply looked forward and saw a bunch of 5 live sized toy soldiers. Honestly, their black and green uniforms were like the most hilarious excuse of a uniform I ever saw. Except of these guys from the guard in the vatican. They look like a bunch of clowns. Anyway the squad of soldier wanna-bes then surrounded me and pointed their weapons at me like they would be intimidating. Well when they would be intimidating at all. Oh wait I think the leader of these pushovers says something.
"Well, well some stray vampire here." he said.
"Let's take it out quickly, I still intend to do something tonight." another pushover said.
"Oh you will do something." I said with that relaxed coolness of mine. I just pulled out my pistols and pointed them at the idiots. "You can go home after I shoot your balls off. Oh yeah right. I would say that if you had any."
"You damn..." microballman said as he dashed towards me with something that looked like a very big vibrator.
(Don Orbit: That's a maze you idiot.)
(Abridged Alucard: By the size of that Thing I think he's trying to hide something.)
Anyway, the guy swung his vibrator maze at me. After like two swings I leaned out the way and shot the idiot right in the crotch.
"GAH!" the idiot screamed with a now very high pitched voice, I swear he sounds like a girl now, as the other soldiers started to move towards me. As a sword of some black haired girl passed my head I simply shot her in the face.
"Boom headshot." Quite a shame because she actually had nice tits.
"Bastard!" some other punk yells as I get penetrated from behind. With a spear through my chest.
"Ow." I didn't do anything else as I was cut, shot and torn apart, because it was boring as hell. Seriously I already had that centuries ago.
"Target eliminated." the leader of this bunch of path Finders said as they got the sword of the bitch I just shot and walked away. Of course I wasn't dead I simply fell asleep and regenerated again. However I think at least three of them pissed themselves as they saw how awesome I can Regenerate.
"How the hell did this Thing do that?!" the leader now himself sounded like a bitch.
"Fuck you that's how. Now then time for some vengenace." I said as I dashed towards them and beheaded the leader. The remaining 3 then really pissed themselves and attacked again, but you know how that Kind of Thing goes.
(Deadpool & Don Orbit: Yeah we know.)
So after a minute I looked satisfied at my work.
Some asshole with a shotgun: crushed on the floor. +100 Ultra Kill
Chick with sword, a bit headless, but still usable for further issues. +100
Asshole #2, shot 37 times. +100
The leader of the pathfinders: beheaded and it's dick ripped off. You never know when you need such a thing. +100
(Deadpool: That's gross.)
(Abridged Alucard: Would suit a fuck face like you.)
"So that's four, where is faggot number 5?" I said as I saw the dickless coward, yes I shot his wiener off as well, crawling away while leaving a trail of blood, where his crotch used to be. I quickly took a picture, because it looked like he was pissing himself with blood or was on his period. I then took the shotgun of faggot number 1 and approached the bitch, before slowly impaling him with the shotgun through his spine.
"No please stop." the idiot begged.
"Oh don't you know the new sensation hitting the nation. Bitches love cannons." I said as I accidently pulled the trigger and blew his heart, lungs and spine out. +100 again. "Whoops. Oh well it's time for dinner."
3rd Person POV
"So that's your field report?" Guren asked the sole survivor of the squad that was sent on a Mission in the middle of the night.
"Yes." a young woman with short black haired answered. Her uniform was partly out of place and her hair was a mess. And yes I know how that sounds like.
"You went into a street and cornered a lone vampire.
"Yes."
"And he proceed to kill everyone, but you." Guren added.
"Yes."
"Because he like your breasts." Guren finished. The woman blushed scarlet at this and Guren facepalmed. "These vampires get weirder by every year. Alright take some rest. I think you have been through enough."
"Yes thank you." the Young woman then stood up and walked out the Office. Guren meanwhile looked out the window of the Office and looked blankly at the street.
Meanwhile the young woman went to the girl's bathroom and showers and started to install cameras in each shower. Her black eyes had turned crimson as she proceed her work. After her work was done she disappeared in a crimson shadow.
In the room of The No Life King/The Crimson Fuckr/Alucard said vampire connected a cable from his Laptop with a newer and even bigger plasma wide screen tv then he had back in London, before it was broken by a certain demigod bitch. Then there was a knock at the door. And stepping in was no one other then the Big Titty Police Girl.
"Master where have you been?" she asked.
"Oh you know on a walk." Alucard replied.
"And where does the couch the tv and the laptop come from?" Police Girl asked again.
"They were suprisingly cheap at a mall I found during my walk." Alucard said. Police Girl sighed before leaving. "I should go more on walks for Shopping. There are always more people in malls then in the woods." He thought as he turned the spy cams on. He had luck because right now the female members of the JIDA came in. "Yup. Tonight is defiantely going to be a long one." he said to himself.
Deadpool: Holy Shit. You're a genius!
Abridged Alucard: Of course I am. (puts on Deal With It-sunglasses)
Don Orbit: I cannot believe that you do all this just, because this world has no more internet.
Abridged Alucard: I do this BECAUSE this world got no internet and we all know the song. The internet is made for porn.
Deadpool: Yeah tits or GTFO. Anyway why is Asuramaru a chick in this fic?
Don Orbit: You honestly ask me that? First off I didn't knew he was a guy if it wasn't for the internet.
Abridged Alucard: Porn.
Don Orbit: (rolls eyes) Fuck you.
(two familiar caroon voice boxes appeared above Deadpool's head)
White Cartoon Box: He really sounds like a girl.
Yellow Cartoon Box: He wears a dress dammit. Imagine if you would have tried to bone this guy.
Deadpool: (shudders at the thought) And he talks like a chick. Oh will you be able to love me~? XOXO
Abridged Alucard: Of course. (Alucard leans closer to Deadpool, who backs away)
Deapool: (panicks) Hey, I wasn't being serious.
Don Orbit: (sighs) This place becomes more and more the meeting room for 4rth wall breaking annoying idiots. Any way thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed this chapter a little at least. Sorry for make you waiting so Long, but universit is hell. I'll try to update my other stories ASAP as well and I hope I don't lose my touch too much...
Deadpool: (imitating AC/DC) Touch too much!
Don Orbit: Yeah... anyway if you have any further suggestions write them in the reviews or PM me. Now then have a nice day. I have to take care of this place before another 4rth wall breaking annoyance comes here.
(suddenly Neptune from Hyperdimensional Neptunia appeared in the room and strikes a v-pose)
Neptune: Nepu~! Asked someone for a main character?
Don Orbit: (stares blankly at Neptune) ...
Abridged Alucard: ...
Deadpool: ...
Neptune: (Looks around, before turning to Don Orbit) Do you have pudding here?
Don Orbit: (Darth Vader shouting) NOOOOOOOO!