Hi, this is kind of hard thing for me to ask but I'm taking this girl out on a date and well, I've never done that before. I don't want it to be some stupid typical date but I want her to like it too. Anyway, my point is could you please give me some ideas, it would be really helpful and I might even say thank-you for it. Oh and by the way, I'm in the Los Angeles area if that helps.

Thank-you for your time,

These Clowns Don't Bounce.

Yes, I just messaged some lesbian help blog on Tumblr, so what?

It's pathetic I know but, this is really my last resort. I can't think of anything that is not ridiculous sobby or stupid to do and it is really starting to stress me out. Why did I even ask her? This is completely ridiculous. I'll just call her and say I'm in hospital or something, yeah, that's a good idea. It's Vega though, she'd probably go to the hospital to look after me and maybe sing a really cheery song or something. Maybe I could just like break my leg or something so I could actually be in hospital or I'll just run away to Mexico.

My phone buzzed in my pocket.

08:23: Hey Jade, so I just wanted to make sure that you were still okay with the day tomorrow? I mean we don't have to do it still, I understand if you just want to not go or something, no hard feelings. Just tell me if you don't, please?

Tori xx

8:48: Vega. Do you have to be so well, you, all the time? I'm sorry if my past behaviour has made you question what I told you last week but yes I still want to take you on a date. I just might need some time.

Jade.

8:50 I got so scared when you didn't reply but, I guess you were asleep like any normal person, right? Anyway, I'm glad you still want to go. What do you need time for?

Vega x

8:55 I was just a little busy thinking about something, I've been awake since like 5 am. It's taking longer than expected to plan the whole thing so I don't know when I'll be ready.

I refreshed my tumblr page as I waited for her reply, seeing that I had a new message in my inbox. It wasn't something I was used to so I was shocked a little at first.

Hi These Clowns Don't Bounce,

We're here for advice so you're not wasting our time so don't worry about that. All I can give you as advice really is to keep it simple, don't freak out if you think she's going to hate it. Think of something you'd like to do with her, something you'd enjoy and hopefully she'll love it too. Don't be afraid to go for something simple, this may sound stupid to you but if she's accepted a date with you she just wants to spend time with you, she won't mind where you go. Just KEEP IT SIMPLE, okay? Don't stress.

I hope this was helpful,

LJ

Simple, I can do simple. Simple is good. I have a reasonably good idea, I think. I'm really going to do this and it's going to be okay.

9:03: Don't freak out about this, there is no need to worry or try to hard. I just want to spend time with you, the date doesn't have to be over the top.

9:24: Thanks, Vega. I think I've got a plan now so it's going to be okay. Any chance that you are not busy today?

9:27 I'm as free as can be all day today. Why?

9:28 I'll be there at 1, be ready. Oh and you might want to bring a change of clothes so don't wear anything fancy, something very casual.

9:30 I'm slightly worried but I'll be sat by the door. See you then xx

9:31 See you soon, T xx