Oh, I'm so sorry it took so long to update!

So, this is a new parody. Edward and the Pineapple. Enjoy!

A/N: I own nothing!

Ed was walking down the street one fine day, just minding his business, when suddenly he heard, "Watch your step now, wouldn't want you to squish me!"

"What?" Ed asked. "Oh!" he said as he noticed Envy dressed in a pineapple suit. How'd he miss that?

"Don't be afraid!" Envy said. "I'm just a delicious pineapple! What's your name?"

"Edward." Ed said, disturbed that Envy was dressed as a pineapple.

"Well, nice to meet you Edward. I fell from the sky!" Envy explained. "Isn't that interesting?"

"You fell from the sky?" Ed asked.

"Lots of fruit falls from the sky!" Envy said. Just then, Greed, dressed as an orange, fell from the sky and landed by Envy.

"Hey guuuys!" Greed said happily.

"Hey Greed! This is Edward! he's real nice." Envy said to Greed.

"Hey Edward! I'm a delicious orange!" Greed exclaimed.

"Nice to meet you both..." Ed said. Just then, Wrath, dressed as a cucumber fell from the sky but when he hit the ground, he broke in half.

"Uh-oh! I split in two!" Wrath said, almost too happily.

"That's just bad luck, Wrath." Envy said.

"Are...are you okay?" Ed asked, bothered by the fact that Wrath was so happy even though he was broken in half.

"Probably not!" Wrath exclaimed. "I think I'm gonna die now! Bye guuuys!"

"Bye Wrath!" Greed said.

"Awww," Envy said. "You didn't to meet Edward. He's real nice."

"Hey Edward!" Wrath said. "Sorry I can't stay longer but I gotta go to heaven now! See y'all!" He then closed his eyes and died. Everyone stared at him for a minute.

"He's not going to heaven." Envy said as he glared at the corpse.

"Cucumbers have wicked souls." Greed agreed.

"I...should probably be heading off..." Ed said as he looked for a way to escape these psycho fruit-homunculi.

"Oh!" Envy exclaimed. "Why don't you take Wrath with you and make a nice salad?"

"Uh... no, thanks..." Ed said.

"Suit yourself! I bet he's delicious..." Envy said while giving Wrath's corpse a creepy look.

"I dunno, he kinda let himself go. He could be nasty." Greed said. Just then, Hughes, dressed as a papaya fell from the sky beside Envy and Greed.

"Hey guys!" He said happily. Envy and Greed just stared at him a moment.

"Why'd you even come here, Hughes? Nobody likes you." Envy said as he glared at Hughes.

"Awwww..." Hughes whined.