"Well this is nice" Pyrrah chirped as she looked between the silent members of team RWBY. Out in Forever Fall Ruby decided that a picnic with team JNPR would make 'waking up so early worth it', or so she hoped. Yang was reasonably happy with the idea, Blake didn't seem to have an opinion and Weiss, well Ruby still hadn't figured out how she felt about the idea. Her expression was the same from the moment Ruby pronounced the idea to the moment they arrived at their spot. It wasn't until they had all sat down and Nora happily tried to shove a cookie in her mouth that she changed her mood. "Open uuuuup! Here comes the aeroplane!" Nora said as if talking to a child, making plane noises as she flew the cookie towards Weiss' sealed lips. "Nora leave her alone" Ren said in a way that made it sound as if he was saying it more out of habit than anything else. Ruby watched the display nervously, worried how the stern faced heiress would react when the cookie made contact. "C'mon Weisssssss it's about to craaash" Nora called, waving the cookie in front of Weiss' mouth. Weiss looked at her, arms folded and opened her mouth to most likely scold the orange haired grenadier.
But as soon as her lips parted a fraction, Nora slammed the cookie into her mouth, "GOAL!" she yelled, throwing her arms in the air and falling onto her back, landing in Ren's lap, causing him to drop his sandwich. Ruby's mouth dropped in shock, Yang dropped the chicken drumstick she was holding, Blake's eyes went wide, Jaune froze and Pyrrah brought her hand up to cover her mouth. Weiss recoiled as her mouth was abruptly filled with sugar and chocolate, she turned her head as she coughed and splattered, trying not to choke on the biscuit. Both teams froze as they watched Weiss, except for Nora who continued to yell in celebration, "Score one team JNPR, team RWBY zero! Whooo!" completely un phased at what she had just done, she continued to cackle and dance around the picnic blanket. Ruby watched the slightly crazy turquoise eyed girl, with an expression of utter bewilderment. Weiss had finally brought her coughing fit under control and turned back to face the two teams. Ren caught Nora's hand as she passed by and brought her to a halt. "Hey!" she complained looking at her partner and then to Weiss, "Uh oh". "Uh oh indeed" Jaune said softly. Weiss looked at Nora, correction, she glared at the girl, wishing that she could truly live up to the title 'ice princess' and freeze the fearless member of JNPR on the spot. But instead she slowly stood up without taking her eyes off Nora, dusted the crumbs off her white dress, spun on her heel sharply and began to walk away.
Ruby extended a hand toward her but made no attempt to call her back, afraid of what might happen. But Nora had other ideas. "Round two!" she yelled, grabbing another cookie, and clearly not giving a care in the world about Weiss' hostile and volatile nature, threw it at her like a shruiken. "No!" this time Ruby yelled out, now very very afraid of the situation Nora was getting them into. But before the cookie made contact with the back of Weiss' head it froze mid-flight, a black glyph circling around the sweet. Weiss had stopped walking, she seemed to take one deep breathe before tuning sharply and waving her right hand across the glyph, turning it white and shooting the cookie back at Nora. It was so unexpected and it was moving so fast that it went straight into Nora's forehead, sending her reeling backwards, to land on top of Ren.
Ruby inhaled sharply as Nora tumbled on top of Ren and a small cloud of cookie crumbs followed shortly after. She dared a glance back at Weiss who was sporting a very determined expression. "What was that you said about this being nice?" Jaune whispered to Pyrrah.
"Uhh I'm not sure" she replied softly. Nora sat up, brushing the cookie off her face and shaking her head, giving Weiss a surprised look. "Uhh Weiss?" Ruby called cautiously as her partner had yet to say anything and she could practically feel the chill in the silence.
"Not good" Yang breathed, looking between Weiss and Nora, who was now reaching for the plate of cookies, again. "Nora don't!" Ren called a little too late. Weiss's eyes narrowed as six more cookies came flying at her again, she waved her arm gracefully and froze the cookies once more. She held her arm in position before thrusting it forward, sending the six cookies flying away from her. Nora was ready this time, blocking two with the plate, they exploded on impact. Two hit Jaune in the head and chest knocking him back, one smashed into the book Blake was reading, knocking it out of her hand and the last one Yang punched out of the air. Six small clouds of cookie debris floated around the two teams, before all hell broke loose.
Blake looked at the book that she was enjoying being immersed in, now stained with chocolate chip cookie. Her hands still in their previous position, as if holding an invisible book, her finger and cat ears twitched in unison. In a flurry of motion, she picked up a bread roll in front of her, spun and threw it straight at Weiss, intent to kill. Weiss' eyes went wide as she saw the bread roll spinning threw the air at unimaginable speeds. But she acted out of instinct, ripping her blade from its holster and slashing at the loaf as if parrying a sword. but instead of knocking the bread stick away from her, all Weiss succeeded in was slicing the front part of the roll off the rest of it, which still collided with her right shoulder.
"Let's go team! While they weaken themselves!" Nora yelled, standing and pointing a finger at Blake and Weiss. Pyrrah was busy helping Jaune up when Nora threw a small raspberry pie which hit Yang in the back of the head, splattering all over her most precious locks of hair. Ren took one look at Yang, exhaled and facepalmed, "You did that on purpose didn't you?" he asked shaking his head.
"Only the strongest shall fight the strongest!" She replied grabbing another pie, bringing her arm back to launch the second pie. "Jaune are you okay?" Pyrrah asked, pulling Jaune back into a sitting position while dusting off bits of cookie out of his hair.
"Yeah I think I'm fi-" BANG! Jaune jumped in his seat as a loud shotgun blast rang through the air. Pyrrah's hand instantly went to her sword hilt as she searched for the source, only to find a very angry RWBY member.
Yang blasted that second pie out the air with Ember Celica, her eyes burning with rage. Her precious blonde hair filled with raspberry and sweet pastry, smelly and, and ruined! she pumped her fist, cocking another round, kicked up the chicken in front of her and punched it toward Nora. Filled with rage Yang mis calculated the power in her punch and instead of launching the chicken toward her target, the chicken exploded on impact.
Wings, drumsticks and breasts flew off in multiple directions. Some scattered pieces of poultry even hit Ruby and Blake, some hit Jaune and the pieces that went straight towards Pyrrah, bounced off her shield. Unphased by her minor failure Yang pressed the offensive, kicking a watermelon, this time not too hard, straight toward the somewhat crazy girl. The melon exploded as Nora brought her arms up to protect her face. A shower of watermelon fell over Ren who was sitting behind Nora, the red fruit splattered all over Ren's slick black hair and tail coat. "Nora!" he yelled, flicking the melon out of his hair. Nora turned to the side, looked at Yang and said, "Lets tango".
Meanwhile, the black and white pair were still going at it. Ruby had resorted to hiding in her cloak while she watched bread rolls and crackers fly back and forth between them. Ruby heard Ember Celica's loud call and turned to see the back of Yangs hair covered in raspberry pie. "Uh oh" she breathed, sinking further into her cloak. Ruby looked around and saw Jaune and Pyrrah sitting across the picnic blanket, Pyrrah brushing off chicken her leader. "Pyrrah!" she called hoping to get some sort of assistance. Pyrrah looked toward Ruby and she sweetly waved back at the silver eyed girl. Jaune on the other hand was looking very fearful, his eyes darting between Nora, Yang and the various items of food that were being thrown between them.
"What do we do?" Ruby called.
"I guess" Pyrrah ducked under a piece of cake, "We can only join them" she said as she picked up a brownie, smiled her superstar smile, and then threw one of Ruby's favourite sweet right at her.