Fairy Tail Pickup Lines
Loke – Hey I've lost my number.
Gray – Sorry about that, can I help?
Loke – *innocently* You could give me yours.
Gray – *blush*
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Hibiki – Were you born on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a co-
Lucy – *blush*
Natsu – *rolling up his sleeves*
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Gajeel – I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Levy – *blushing bright red*
Mirajane – So you have a teddy bear? *sweet and innocent*
Gajeel – Uh…
Laxus – Mira! Your perfect lips are looking lonely, would they like to meet mine?
Freed – *growling* Laxus…!
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Lyon – I think I left something here with you Gray the last time I visited.
Gray – What was it?
Lyon – My heart.
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Natsu – I'm gonna be a superhero and I want you to guess what my name should be!
Lucy – Salamander, Flameman, Superman…
Natsu – Nope! Yourman.
Fairy Tail Guild – Aww.
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Cobra – You must be a camera.
Kinana – Ok, why? *confused*
Cobra – Because you make me smile.
Kinana – *blush*
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Bacchus – Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Cana – *giggling*
Gildarts – *going to strangle Bacchus*
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Sting – I'm not very good at maths-
Rogue – Oh I never would have guessed! *sarcasm*
Sting – But I do know that U + I = 69
Rogue – *face is hot*
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Evergreen – Was your father an alien?
Elfman – He was a man!
Evergreen – *annoyed* Because there's nothing like you on this Earth. *blushing*
Elfman – *stops his ranting about real men and blushes*
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Natsu – Do you own a hotdog stand?
Lucy – Oh no, not another food line.
Natsu – Because you make my hot dog stand.
Lucy – *wants to die from embarrassment*
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Loke – Gray I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell beautiful?
Gray – BEAUTIFUL
Loke – Really?! But I could have sworn it was spelt GRAY!
Gray – *bright pink*
Lyon – *going off to write a love letter that will be far superior to Loke's*
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Freed – I play the field and I'm hoping to hit a home run with you.
Mirajane – *blushing lightly*
Laxus – *growling*
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Eve – Excuse me, I've been dazzled by your beauty and forgot everything I know. What kind of pickup line works best for you?
Lisanna – *blush*
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Jellal – Ouch! My tooth hurts; I think I have a cavity.
Erza – Why?
Jellal – Because you are so sweet.
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Gajeel – *picks up Levy* Hmm, just as I thought.
Levy – W-what? *can't look him in the eye*
Gajeel – Made in Heaven.
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Lyon – If you're kidnapped by a fat man Gray just let him take you because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Gray – Yeah because that wouldn't be creepy at all. *turns to Loke*
Loke – *grinning smugly*
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Bacchus – Girl, you'd better have a license, 'cos you are driving me crazy!
Cana – *drunk giggling*
Gildarts – *preparing crash magic*
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Freed – I know I don't have a chance next to Laxus but I just wanted to be so close to an angel.
Mirajane – Oh Freed… *kisses his cheek and smiles at him*
Freed – *blushes lightly and turns to see an angry Laxus*
Laxus – *lightning magic activating* Freed you…
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Bickslow – Gray you owe me 20,000 Jewel!
Gray – What? Why?
Bickslow – Because that's how much an anti-heat suit costs, and I need one to get close to you, you're so hot!
Gray – I'm an Ice Wizard…
Fairy Tail Guild – *deadpanning at her obliviousness*
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Natsu – If people came with price tags you'd be priceless.
Lucy – *blushing* Natsu…
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Lyon – You can fall off a building-
Gray – I'm not that careless.
Lyon – You can fall out a tree-
Gray – I wouldn't.
Lyon – But Gray, the best way to fall, is in love with me!
Gray – *blushes without noticing an angry Loke glaring at Lyon*
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Loke – My love for you is like the universe, it's never-ending.
Fangirls – *fighting over him*
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Hibiki – You've blinded me with your dazzling beauty; can I read your shirt in braille?
Gray – Someone save me from the creepy pervert.
Lyon and Loke – *Readying magic*
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Ichiya – My honey, you look like my first wife, and I've never been married!
Erza – *shiver goes up her spine*
Jellal – I'll kill you little man!
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Laxus – If beauty was time then you'd be eternity.
Freed – If I were a stop light I'd turn red every time you came by just so I could see you a little bit longer.
Mirajane – *blushing as they glare at each other*
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Lyon – On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
Gray – I don't know whether that was cute or an insult in disguise.
Lyon – *realizing his mistake* Please Gray that was just for the line!
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Natsu – Hey my name is Justin-
Lucy – You've been lying to me? *shocked*
Natsu – Justin Credible.
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Lyon – Violets are blue and roses are red, what's it gonna take to get you in my bed?
Gray – Better pickup lines.
Natsu – Here borrow my book on it. *rushes back to Lucy*
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Sting – Was your Mum a gardener?
Rogue – What?
Sting – Because a face like yours belongs planted in the ground.
Rogue – *blushing crazily*
Sabertooth Guild – *cackling lead by Lector*
Frosch – Fro thinks so too! *sees Rogue blushing harder*
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Sting – You must be foreign because Jamaican me crazy!
Rogue – Sting that was bad even by your standards. *starts reading*
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Laxus – Did it hurt when you feel from Heaven?
Mirajane – No but I scraped my knee climbing out from Hell. *glares at him*
Laxus – Raging Bolt! *throws it at a smug looking Freed*
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Loke – Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?
Gray – *blush*
Background Lyon – Ice Make…
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Gajeel – If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Levy – *head face down on the table*
Gajeel – *hides a book about science behind his back*
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Lyon – If kisses were snowflakes I'd send you a blizzard.
Gray – Aww. *kisses his cheek*
Loke – *glaring at a too smug Lyon*
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Sting – Let's play Titanic. I say 'Iceberg' and you go down!
Rogue – *turns away awkwardly blushing*
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Sting – You must be my treasure; can I see your chest?
Rogue – *crosses arms and glares*
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Sting – That's a nice shirt.
Rogue – Thank you. *suspicious*
Sting – Can I talk you out of it?
Rogue – I knew it. *blushing*
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Jellal – Is there an airport nearby or is it just my heart taking off?
Erza – *blush*