Joel hopped out the fucking window and ran down the gaddam street to school. He put in some headphones and turned on his favorit band, "Maxwell and the Special Education Class". The lyricz went like dis…
"I hate myself
I might have autism
thos e doctors cant tell me shit
Or i will kill them
Yea i hate myself
I might have autism
Those gaddam doktaz cain tell me shit
Yea assburgers mothafucka"
Joel sang along to the words as he ran. It was origninaly jesus who turned him onto this type of satanic music in the first place because jesus's parents both have autism and are constantly throwing shitfits and it halped jesus cope with his severe depression. As joel ran he thought of his idol, Sonic the degegog who had murdered doctor eggman robotnik a few yeards earlier. Gaddamm wha t joel would give to give sonic a kiss…
Eventually joel arrived at the fucking school and saw a homeless man having sex with the bike rack. Joel distracted him by throwing a penny at the homeless man and then called the authorities. It was his christinan duty. It was then that he heard a voice from begind, it was alice…
"H-hey, Joel. I liked the way that you dealt with that filthy scumscuking homelessman." said alicw.
"Uh, thanks nigga" sai djoel.
"So uh… H-howe was your morgning so far?" said alice
"Pretty fuckin good" said joel.
"Cool." said alice.
"So uh… do you want to uh… walk to class together maybe?" said joel.
"Sure." said alice as she came up next to joel. They walked to class. Joel had a raging erection the entire fucking time shitd. Alice had a nice buttocks. Joel hoped that she would show him it, damn. So the two arrived at chemistry class and sat down next to each other. The chemistry teacher was wearing nothing but a lab coat and he had a beaker on the tip of his cock. He was shouting "THE HOLOCAUST WAS A FARCE! THE HOLOCAUST WAS A GODDAMN FARCE! HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING RED PILLING, NIGGA! YOU CANT TIE ME DOWN! SOMEBODY CALL SOCIAL SERVICES CUZ IMA BOUT TO McFUCKING KILL MYSELF, DUDE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he would shout.
After he had had his daily glass of absinthe, he calmed down and started the class.
"Alright everyone, im sorry that you had to see that shit. Lets uh… start talking about some chemistry alright… so uh… everyone knows that 9/11 was an inside job right? Yea… the fucking commies and jews pulled it off by cloning all of the passengers on the plane and then using a hologram and fake towers to smash into the ground. So then after that, they killed all who were involved and blamed it on the true god, osama bin laden. And then uh… they aborted the second coming of christ who was going to be born of an imaculate conception of some canadian 12 year old who was going to be the new mother mary, even though her name was diamond and she was a part time stripper. So then yea… thats uh… yea… class dismissed.
The teacher stayed in the class until everybody left the room and locked the door. It was then that all of the students heard a loud bang. The teacher had fallen and hit a table and died.
"Hey, Joel?" said alice.
"Huh, what?" said joel.
"Over here" said alice.
"What is it?" sia d joel.
" i was jsut wonderning if you would like to go on a date or some shit?" said alice.
"Sure nigga." said joel.
"Alright ummm… do you have a car or anyting to pick me up?" said alice.
"Yea, its a white ford focus with the cofederate flag on the back. Its a used car." said joel.
"Alright cool ill see you at seven" said alice.
"Seeya there nigga" said joel.
Alice left, and joel started masterbating to her when she was gone, in front of his peers. Today was the fucking best for joel. He could not wait for that night. He texted up jesus, who did not come to school today because he had to stay home in order to tard wrangle his parents, who both had extreme autism.
"Hey dude i gotta date!" texted joel.
"Cool nigga" said jesus.
Today was significantly better than yesterday for joel.