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Chutton Tribe, day 7.
"Can you believe we've been out here for 7 days already?" Popo asked evidently surprised he'd been out there for 7 days…
"Yea." Kirby said.
"Oh."
Roy ran over to the middle of camp and yelled out, "Hey! Everybody! We're done with the shelter!"
Everyone rushed over to see it. They were all joyous and happy, laughing and even skipping as they neared the shelter….and then were all greatly disappointed to see four sticks standing up with a leaf over it.
"So what do you think?" Roy said smiling.
"It sucks." Y. Link said blankly.
"Oh, come on guys, it isn't that bad…" Ness said, "Oh look, the local crabs are moving in. You guys better pick your rooms fast."
"There's not even enough room for all of us." Y. Link stated.
"Of course there is." Roy got up and walked over to the corner of the 'shelter', "You see, I'll put my hand in this corner, Falco can put his wing over there, and Bowser can put his foot over in that corner….
Bowser shook his head in disgrace, "Well this sucks."
"Tell-a me-a-bout it."
"I agree," said a voice which sounded to be the owner of an awful haircut.
The tribe turned around and to their surprise, it was Donald Trump.
"Roy, you really sucked it today. I mean, you were a star before and now you've lost it. Didn't you think the tribe would have objections to this?" Trump asked coldly.
"I know but…"
"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking. I also noticed that Y. Link wasn't doing much for the team either. What…were you doing?"
"Well nothing because no one gave me something to do."
"Just because no one gave you anything to do doesn't mean you can't ask, you have to take responsibility. Be more mature for you age. You're acting like you're seven years old!"
"But I am seven!"
"It's true, he is." Samus said.
"Samus," Trump turned to face her, "You don't have room to talk here based on your performance. It was a pretty risky thing you did."
"What? What did I do?"
"You blasted down tree's with your cannon. That was very risky. You took a big risk……I like risks. So Roy, due to your terrible performance in this task. You're fired."
And with a wave of Trumps hand, Roy is fired. Roy starts to walk out.
Teal then skydives from the sky seeing as though he can't parachute from the ocean, and landed in front of Trump, "Hold u! Trump? I could've expected as much from you. I go to the bathroom for 5 minutes and you come on the show acting like you own the place. This is my story now go away."
"I'll offer you 5 million dollars for this show. It's a hit and I must have it."
"One, this is a story, two, I can make 10 million dollars if I wanted to because this is my story and I could write that I get ten million. Watch."
Teal then saw an overly suspicious rock laying on the side of the beach. Ignoring the conversation he was having, he walked over and tipped the rock over. Underneath was a briefcase filled with 10 billion dollars!
"So like I was saying…I'm not giving you this show. When Jeff Probst tried challenging me for control over the show, he ended up hosting old reruns of Wheel of Fortune. I don't think you want to host reruns do you?"
"That is unfortunate that we could not strike a deal. Well then I'll be off."
Suddenly, a state of the arc, 'TrumpCopter' flew down to pick him up. Then Teal pulled out an RPG and blew up the copter. The author walked away laughing maniacally.
"Well that was odd." Falco said.
"Does this mean I'm not fired?" Roy asked.
"Yes, now help us make a new shelter." Samus said pulling Roy over to cut down more wood.
Roknae Tribe day 8.
Teal had already come to tell them about the challenge that would take place in a few hours but in the meantime the tribe was being slowly split into 2 clans. Peach the leader of one and Zelda the leader of the other. Peach had Luigi, Fox, Dk, and Yoshi on her side and Zelda had Link, Capt. Falcon, Pikachu, and Mewtwo.
Zelda sat on her 'side' of the beach talking to her clan. Basically the tribe was split by a chopped down tree.
"I don't know what happened at the last tribal council, but you guys were supposed to vote out Peach." Zelda said.
"Yea, but voting for other people made the council more interesting." Pikachu said.
Everyone nodded.
"I don't care! I don't want to get voted off because my fellow clansmen are not loyal enough!"
"I don't think our fellow viewers would like it if we were to have an exact schedule each week. It would get boring." Mewtwo replied.
"Quiet you! You were made in China!"
Mewtwo hung his head low in shame.
On the other side of camp…
"Well, I hope you all start listening to me next tribal council so we can vote off Zelda." Peach said.
"Why do we even want to vote off Zelda?" Fox questioned.
"I sense a plot hoooooollle." DK said.
"It's not a plot hole! It's just that I should be the only princess on this beach!" Peach said defiantly, "So now it's the Mushroom Kingdom all stars against the minor Nintendo gamers." Peach said mocking the other teams' unimportance.
"I, uh….I'm not from the Mushroom Kingdom." Fox stated.
"DO NOT QUESTION ME WHELP!" Peach screamed demonically.
"But I….But…I didn't question anything…"
Peach's eyes soon started to enlight in flames….literally. This told Fox to stop talking.
Challenge Time!
"Chutton you get to see the new Roknae tribe, Ganon voted out. This is a memory challenge. There are 20 buckets and inside are different statues. There are 10 different statues and 2 of each. Whichever team gets the most pairs win."
"I have randomly chosen and Chutton goes first."
Kirby stepped up first. "OK, Um….A-1 and C-4."
"HA! Wrong, loser!"
Mewtwo stepped up next, "Using my psychic powers, I can see that C-7 and G-0 are similar."
"Well, if by similar you mean nonexistence, then I guess you're right…But you're still wrong."
Many turns went by and eventually, Chutton got 3 and Roknae got 4.
"A-2 A-5." Ness said as the buckets were soon decreasing in number.
"Correct."
Link stepped up, "B-3 and D-5"
"Correct."
Y. Link spoke out, "Hey I have a question. If Link got that one shouldn't I get it since I'm his younger self? I'm just going to get it anyways in ten years."
"What? Oh. Sure. Go ahead. So now the score is tied. And since there is only 2 bucket left and its Chutton's turn Chutton wins reward. This week's reward is a new shelter! You will now get a cheap straw shack."
"Yay!"
Yoshi shouted angrily at Link, "Nice going Link, You just lost it for us."
"You're such a loser." Peach said.
"FREAKISH ELF CHILD!" Capt. Falcon screamed.
At Chutton, some workers built then a magnificent cheap straw shack. It was so magnificent, it held only about 4 people.
At Roknae the tribe decided to each build a shelter for each of their "teams" and since Mewtwo and Link already had almost finished the shelter, Team Peach pretty much slept in the cold for the next few days.
Peach started whining again in a few hours, "I can't believe this, I want a shelter and I want it now!"
"If I do say so myself, I don't think anyone really cares about what you wish for Peach." Which was indubitably DK based on his awesome interpretation of a British accent.
"Yea, I don't really like any of you." Fox said.
Peach started crying, "Well…you can all die. In a ditch. In the middle of nowhere. At night."
"But-a, If-a we were to-a die-a, we would just-a come-a back to life-a." Luigi replied.
"Fine, you can all get your health to 999 and suffer in a ditch. In the middle of nowhere. At night."
"That's mean." Yoshi said, his feelings already hurt, " So now you must have a time out."
Yoshi shot out his tongue and took in Peach. She then comes out as an egg. She struggles desperately to get out of the egg, but she's just a weak frail princess and ends up passing out of exhaustion.
Chutton tribe day 9
The tribe was still celebrating their victory of the Cheap Straw Shack up until 2 A.M. Then Kirby realized there wasn't a real reason to like a straw shack such as the one they have. "Hey guys…..Why are we happy out this Cheap Straw Shack?"
Everyone started mumbling out answers such as 'I don't know,' and were soon greatly depressed.
"I mean it only houses about 3 people. Maybe 4 if someone hung on the ceiling, but that might make it collapse. Wow this sucks." Kirby said realizing the reality of it all.
"Well I better claim a corner fast," Falco said walking hurriedly over to the right corner.
"I already claimed the right corner. Don't think about it." Samus said.
"What are you going to do to stop me?"
"Look you birdbrain, that spot is mine so bug off."
"I don't see your name on it."
"Who puts their name on the spot where they sleep?"
"Obviously Ness."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well right on the floor here it says Ness." Falco said staring down at the word 'Ness' imprinted in the sand.
"Well I get the left corner then."
But before Samus could get there, Pichu had ran out of nowhere with a stick in his hand, and writes his name on the floor.
"Fine then I get the middle."
Falco makes a dash towards the middle but Samus pulls out her bazooka. Falco was "persuaded" into sleeping outside after their "talk"
Challenge Time!
"Hello. How do you like you're new shelter Chutton?"
"It sucks." Bowser said blatantly.
"That's nice. Well on to the challenge. In this challenge 1 person will be on a chair instructing the rest of the tribe to pick up ladder rungs lain out on the beach here. Once you have all the rungs, assemble on this ladder and go up it. Take the Immunity and you win. The tribesmen picking up the rungs will be blindfolded. So pick your speakers and let's get it on."
Ness was the speaker for Chutton and Mewtwo was the one for Roknae.
"Survivors ready? GO!"
"Alright Mario, to your right there is one on the ground." Mario started walking to the left. "No, your right…. No your right! Right! MARIO I SAID RIGHT!"
Mario started to walk the other direction.
"Wait hold on…Is it your right? It could be mine," Mario started walking back to the left.
"…hang on…ummm…..Yea. Your right."
Mario called out, "I'm right? Or-a go-a right?"
"GO RIGHT!"
"Whose-a right!"
"My right!"
"Which is your-a right? I-a can't-a see you!"
Mario started having convulsions not knowing which way to go. Then a flying ladder rung smacked Mario in the back of the head. This was the work of Mewtwo who used his powers to levitate the rung.
"What? That's cheating, Teal, Aren't you going to do something?" Ness asked.
"Nah, I'm a little tired of writing."
"But….."
"Please stop with the conversations, I told you I'm getting tired of writing."
Ness mumbles something under his breath and went back to commanding his team to pick up more rungs.
After a while, Teal fell asleep and Mewtwo used his powers to bring all the rungs back. He assembled them and climbed up the ladder to get the immunity idol.
"Roknae win Immunity." Teal said just waking up from his nap.
So as Roknae cheered gleefully, Chutton walked away depressed, wondering why Ness didn't try cheating. When they got back to camp people started talking.
"So Popo, who do you think is going to get voted out? Do you think it's me? Cause I didn't lose it for us, Mewtwo cheated. I don't think it should be me, it's not my fault, it's Tea- I mean…..um….Fate. Its Fates fault." Ness said to Popo
"Well I don't know, Fate seems to get blamed for a heckova lot of things."
"What are you getting at?"
"Well I just was saying that fate gets blamed for a lot of things."
Falco walked into their conversation, "I think I see where he's going with this Ness."
"What?" Ness asked.
"So, I think you're saying that if we harness the power of moldy coconuts, we can rule the world? Am I right?"
"Coconuts? What are you-?" Popo was confused.
Kirby walked up, "No, no, Falco, that's just stupid, I'm pretty sure he was meaning that he was going to rule the world with mold soup. Soup. And not just any soup mind you, The one Moldy Soup, TO RULE THEM ALL!"
(To Rule them All quote was most definitely not stolen from Lord of the Rings and/or from Legendary Frog's 'One Ring to Rule them All cartoons….)
Bowser sat at the camera place…thing… "So I'm just walking by when I hear Kirby and Falco talking about ruling the world with moldy soup. So I'm like count me in. I can so dig being supreme overlord of the world with statues erected in my name everywhere and my massive armies of Koopas and Goombas at my disposal….Oh the power." Somehow saying that whole sentence without taking a breath once, Bowser still found time to start drooling at the power.
"Alright so if all of us are going to rule the world together we have to stick together, so let's say we go in an alliance." Kirby suggested to the two of them away from camp.
"Yea, ok, let's vote off Mario." Bowser proposed.
"Why?"
"Because every time I try to do something evil, he foils my plans. And I only have 4 fingers so I can't flick him off." Bowser said sadly.
"I feel your pain man but we should try to vote with everyone else so no one gets suspicious."
Over by the shelter Y. Link, Popo, and Ness discuss some important strategies with one another.
"No way, I can't believe both of you guys brought along your Yu-Gi-Oh cards with you too!" Y. Link squealed in happiness.
"Yea, I know, it's unbelievable. So anyone have any rare cards?" Ness asked
"I got a Dark Magician." Popo said laying down the card. Popo Oooooed at it
"Oh Yea? Well lay your eyes on this." Y. Link slaps 6 cards down to reveal all the pieces of Exodus.
"Oh My GOD! That's the most powerful monster in all of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. You are so lucky."
"You know it Be-atch."
"Hey Ness, I challenge you to a duel." Popo said.
"Bring it on old man."
Out of the blue, a giant stadium pops out of the sand and Popo and Ness take their positions.
"Now you will see the true power of my cards." Popo yelled over.
"You'll never defeat me!"
"Oh but I will, It's only a matter of time before I draw my Dark Magician card and totally reveal it's awesome might and obliterate your life points. And once you are taken care of, I will rule the universe! Mwahahahahahaha!"
"GASP! No!"
"Yes and instead of just shooting you down with my guards I will have a card match with you." A few guards popped out of nowhere.
"You're insane!"
"That doesn't matter now; let us pick our first hand of cards." Popo takes a card, "Haha! My dark Magician! Now I play Dark magician in attack stance!" Popo turns the card sideways, "Attack his life points."
"Not so fast, you'll have to do better than that! Activate Hadoxen's trap card preventing you from attacking me for a turn."
"But Ness, I have a Magic card here that disables all trap cards!"
"That may be true but my Nasferatu monster has the power to destroy all Trap and magic cards."
"You think that will work? My Dark Magician has the special power to disable any special powers that a monster like your Nasferatu wields."
"Well my Red eyes Black dragon can totally whip your Butt!"
"GASP! NO!"
"Yes! Now Red eyes Black dragon attack!"
The black dragon shoots a plasma beam out of its mouth and decimates Popo and his life points. At least I think it was Popo…
"Well I'm thinking about voting off one of the kids, they are pretty much useless here." Samus said staring at the two's sad attempt of fun.
"I agree. But who?" Roy asked.
"I'm gona vote Popo. He can't really do anything and he's mostly popular in Japan. No one cares about him here."
"Ok."
Tribal Council….
"So how does it feel to get jipped at a challenge guys?"
"It-a felt-a very painful."
"Coo, well lets get on with the voting."
Once again every one voted, Teal got the vase/pot/urn/thinga-ma-jig and read the votes.
"First vote……Popo. Second vote…..Ness. Third vote….wait….aw screw it the rest of 'em say Popo, so Popo the tribe has spoken, good bye.
"You may have beaten me this time Ness but next time I'll get you!"
And with a pull of a lever off Popo goes into the sunset.
I wish I had a magical computer program that switches everything to story format…this is boring….Yet it will be done!
Vexatious little script format….
Oooooo big words….
If you have ever seen Yu-Gi-Oh, you would know the true terror I am speaking of. Everything I have written here is absolutely true. This happens in about every episode in which they go back and forth blocking each others attack for about 3 episodes until the main character somehow outsmarts the supreme evil man with many guards who can just easily shoot Yu-Gi-Oh straight in the head and avoid any useless battling. Sorry if you actually like the show. I pity you and your pointless half hours that you waste what could good 'having a life' time. Instead, you watch Yu-Gi-Oh. You must have had a deprived childhood and for that I'm am supremely sorry.
You can not actually rule the world with moldy soup or coconuts. Do not attempt to do so unless you want to be shot by government troops. People attempting to try this will be shot, trust me, I know.