"Ok girls! Guess what I got? Booze!" Yumi Grinned, the girls cheered again.
"But w-were to young t-to drink!" Hinata squeaked.
"My daddy said I can't kiss anybody until I'm 18 but that didn't stop me!" Yumi grinned.
They all drank and got drunk, Tenten fell asleep, Hinata, Toruh and Yanuko couldn't stop giggling, Tamari started acting like a five year old, Ino was standing on the windowsill saying that she could fly and I was trying to stop her because we were on the third floor, it took a while before I could get her down.
"I think I'm gunna sit down" Yumi said falling to the ground.
Neji, Gaara and Kiba came in, "Why are you making so much noi-…fuck, their drunk".
Hinata stood up and hugged Neji, "Neji my cousin, my long lost cousin, where have you been cousin?…" she fell asleep still hugging Neji.
"Alright, who brought booze and didn't give us any?" Kiba asked, spying the empty Sake bottles.
"Oh! Oh! I did!" Yumi shouted putting her hand up.
"You guys, we should have known this was gunna happen, Neji go get the others…" Gaara said leaning against the wall.
Neji went into the other room with Hinata still attached to his neck.
"Can you read me a story" Tamari asked Gaara.
"Quickly!" shouted Gaara.
The others came in and stared at us, "I never new girls were so funny when their drunk, wow, Yumi is wearing a really short dress…" Naruto cocked his head.
"Well what we gunna do Shikamaru?" Kankuro asked.
"I gots somebody's panties!!!!!" shouted Ino as she ran out the door and downstairs with panties on her head.
"Ummmm, First of all catch Ino" he turned round and jumped as a funny looking Toruh stared at him, hem poked her and she feel backwards.
"Owie" she moaned.
"Gaara?" Yumi asked, Gaara turned his head.
"I think your head is on fire…" Yumi cocked her head.
"No that's my hair, Yumi" Gaara sighed.
"Oh, mmmkay" muttered Yumi, "I'm going to go to the bathroom now".
"I got her," said Kiba, holding a struggling Ino, "Awwww, you want to hug me!" Ino Cried.
"Well take the panties of her head then," Gaara said.
"You do it!" Kiba glared.
They both stood still as Yanuko came crashing down on Shikamaru, "I lost my teddy can I sleep with you?" she laughed and feel asleep.
Naruto just stood there and watched the chaos, Yumi walked past him with a bucket of water.
"Where are you going with that?" Naruto asked.
"Gunna dump it on Gaara!" Yumi smiled.
"Ok" Naruto said.
Next there was a splash and a shout.
"Why did she just do that?" Kiba asked a very wet Gaara.
"His head was on fire! So I saved his head! Your welcome head!" Yumi smiled.
"I told you the red stuff on my head is my hair…" Gaara sighed.
"That would explain why his head is still flaming" Kiba commented.
"Oh! Is his head gay?" Yumi asked.
Gaara glared at Kiba, who shrugged.
"What ever you do, don't let the girls out of the room! I just caught Hinata trying to sacrifice Neji to the bunny god!" Naruto told them.
"Oh Gaara you've wet yourself!" Yumi cried.
Gaara repeatedly hit his head on the wall. Hard.
"Who wants fudge cake I found it outside next to a dog!" Tamari cried.
"Tamari! That's not fudge cake!" Kankuro shouted.
It took awhile before they could get all the girls into bed, the boys were exhausted and went to sleep strait away.
Two girls woke up, Ino and Tenten pulled Yumi out of her sleeping bag and carried her into the boys' room.
"Crap she's heavy" Ino muttered.
"Could you not speak so loud?" Tenten asked.
They places Yumi under Gaara's Blanket and walked off.
Two minutes later Naruto came back from the bathroom with a glass of water, he put Neji's fingers in it and walked to his sleeping bag, next to Gaara's .
He noticed that Gaara's blanket seemed to have a big lump next to Gaara.
Naruto lifted the blanket slowly to reveal a girl hugging Gaara's back, they were asleep.
"Fucking bastard…" Naruto muttered.
He poked Gaara's for head, Gaara's eyes shot open, "What is it Naruto?".
"What do you call this fucktard?!" Naruto lifted the blanket to reveal a figure clinging to Gaara.
"Crap, who is it?"
Naruto turned on the light and Gaara looked over his shoulder to see Yumi.
"Crap, she must have followed me!" Gaara whispered.
"Why is the light on?" Neji sat up.
All the boys started to walk up and laughed when they saw Gaara.
"Fuck," said Neji, looking under his blankets.
"What is it?" asked Kiba.
"Umm nothing" Neji blushed.
"Oh, sorry about that" Naruto laughed.
"Has anyone forgotten that I am now stuck here?" asked Gaara.
"You should be happy mate, she is the hottest one of all of them!" Kiba laughed.
"Do you know who her father is though?" Shikamaru moaned.
"Yeah, I know but she looks so cute when she is sleeping," Kiba smiled.
Gaara threw a pillow at him, "Your not helping!".
"You'll just have to hang in there! I know what she would do to you if she found out she woke up and we were carrying her! And it isn't pretty" Naruto frowned grimly.
"See will kill me even more if she woke up here!" Gaara whispered.
"Just a risk your going to have to take since your they one sleeping with her!" Kiba smiled evilly.
"Your enjoying this aren't you!?" Gaara hissed.
"Every moment!" Kiba laughed.
The door opened, "Why is everyone-….Gaara you pervert!" Tamari exclaimed.
"It wasn't me! She must have followed me when you were drunk!" Gaara whispered.
"Oh that explains why I can't remember anything" Tamari Muttered.
Hinata came in and gasped at Gaara.
"It wasn't-oh forget it…" Gaara whispered.
Tenten came in, "Ohhhhh that might have been me and Ino cos I remember lifting something heavy…" Tenten sighed, "Do you know how cute you two look together?".
Gaara gave her a death glare and she backed away, "She won't be so cute when she wakes up!".
All the girls were in now and Ino looked guilty.
Footsteps were coming up the stairs but everyone was in the boys room, Hinata looked out the door.
"FUCK! It's the Pervy sage! What is he doing here!?" Ino looked out the door.
"Never mind that! Hide! If he hinds us in here then Kakashi will never let us have another sleepover" they turned of the lights and hid.
Jiraiya stepped up the stairs, Kakashi was too drunk to check on his own house.
He opened the girls bedroom and put the light on, no girls, but some empty bottles of Sake were on the floor.
He turned the, light off and went into the boys bedroom, he turned the light on, all the boys were there.
His eyes lingered on Gaara, under his blanket was a massive lump.
Jiraiya lifted the blanket little to reveal Yumi hugging Gaara's back, Jiraiya sighed, so that's why Kakashi wanted to him to check on the house.
The closet moved and there was an "Ow".
Jiraiya went to the closet and opened the doors, six girls stared back at him.
"If you tell Kakashi about this then your gunna get the blame…" Tamari glared at him.
"That's blackmail" Jiraiya whispered.
"Bite me" Tamari scowled.
Jiraiya sighed and closed the closet doors and walked out the room, and out he front door.
They all sighed as the girl got out the wardrobe, "what are we gunna do with her now?" Ino said nodding at Yumi, " she's out cold! She drank the most of any of us" Tenten exclaimed.
"How much?" Neji asked.
"2 bottles" replied Hinata.
"But there was only 6!" cried Naruto.
"we all had to share ours.." Tamari said, looking thoughtful.
Yumi muttered something and then hugged Gaara tighter, Kiba let out a stifled laugh, Gaara glared at him.
"Maybe we can move if she is that drunk" Kankuro touched her shoulder lightly and Yumi's eyelids fluttered but they didn't open.
"Maybe not" Kankuro sighed.
"Shikamaru, you're the smartest here think of something!" Gaara whispered.
"I've developed a theory…Your so screwed when she wakes up" Shikamaru laughed.
"Thanks" Gaara moaned.
" you sooo deserve this" Naruto scowled.
"Why-ohhh, you know I was trying to kill an Akatsuki member but he ducked!" Gaara sighed.
"We should all get some sleep, we can't move her so let's just leave her" said Tamari as she left the room with all the other girls.
They turned off the light and the boys went back to sleep, Gaara groaned.
Kiba threw I pillow at him, "Shut the fuck up! We all know that your sleeping with the girl!" Kiba hissed.