Day 4
Sword and Blade woke up a bit earlier then usual. The sun barely shone out of the horizon as Sword opened the curtains to allow the sun to enter. Blade noticed that Meta Knight was still fast asleep. Luckily, Sword and Blade were looking forward to the road trip. They will finally spend some quality time without the Cappies to bug them.
"Meta Knight!" screamed Blade.
Meta Knight jerked up and tossed Blade against the wall.
"Never mess with Meta Knight when he's asleep," warned Sword.
"I can see that," muttered Blade as he slid to the floor.
Meta Knight subconsciously laid on his bed and went back into his deep slumber. Sword and Blade decided to turn on the television and watch the corny shows that were on.
"There is never anything good on television," said Blade.
"Can't King DeDeDe make a decent show!" exclaimed Sword.
Meta Knight finally stirred. Blade turned around and saw Meta Knight put on his mask, cape, and shoulder plates. He walked over to Sword and Blade.
"Do you want the keys to the car?" asked Meta Knight.
"I am actually looking forward to it; yes I would like the keys," said Blade.
Meta Knight walked over to a drawer and took out a pair of keys. Blade's eyes glowed as Meta Knight handed the keys to him. Blade stared at the keys as if it was a 100 karat diamond.
"The car is parked in the garage," said Meta Knight.
Sword and Blade rushed to the garage, which was where King DeDeDe also parked his car, and stared at their car. It was Meta Knight's race car, but it appeared that Meta Knight built an extra seat.
"Let's go!" exclaimed Blade.
Blade sat on the driver seat while Sword sat behind. Blade jammed the keys and turned on the go-kart. The garage automatically opened and the sunlight lit the garage. Blade checked the mirror and placed his foot over the gas pedal, but a strange thought crossed his mind.
"Uhh Sword, do you know how to work this thing?" asked Blade all of a sudden.
"I thought you knew, you did jumped into the driver's seat," said Sword.
"It looked easy to drive, but now that I'm on the actually car, I don't think I can drive," said Blade.
"Do not worry Blade, it is just like steering the Halberd," said Meta Knight as he entered the garage, "just step on the gas pedal lightly and used the steering wheel to turn into any direction,"
Blade stepped on the gas pedal very lightly, but the car sped off into the open. All that Meta Knight saw was the trail of smoke the car left.
"Slow down you fool!" exclaimed Sword.
"How do I stop this thing!" cried out Blade.
Blade looked at his feet and saw another pedal. He slammed his foot on the pedal causing Sword and Blade to fly off the car. They flew towards a tree and slammed into it. They slid off the tree and collapsed.
"Get off of me Sword," muttered Blade when Sword landed on top of Blade.
Sword quickly got up and looked around.
"Just great, we're lost," said Blade.
They were surrounded by a field of grass, but they saw no civilization. Cappy Town was nowhere in sight.
"Hey looks, it's the river; maybe if we follow it, we can find our way to Cappy Town," said Sword.
They eagerly followed the river. They were walking for hours until they came across a dead end. The river emptied into a lake.
"Aw come on!" cried out Sword.
"Maybe we should have gone the other way," said Blade.
Sword and Blade turned around and followed the river through the other direction. They walked for hours again and they became enraged when the river emptied into the ocean.
Sword collapsed onto the ground.
"I give up," muttered Sword.
"We can't give up, Meta Knight needs us," said Blade.
"Then which way do you suggest we go?" asked Sword.
"I don't know,"
"We're lost,"
"No we're not; we are just being misguided,"
"Same as lost,"
"no,"
"Then how can we NOT be misguided!"
"Fine, we're lost,"
Blade sat next to Sword. They were already giving up hope of finding any civilization. Suddenly, they heard someone screaming from far off. Sword and Blade turned their heads at the same time to see Melmin being chased by seagulls.
The seagulls were pecking his head. Melmin fell down and crouched.
"Someone, help me!" cried out Melmin.
"Hey, it's Melmin; maybe he might know the way," pointed out Blade.
Sword and Blade rushed to Melmin and chased the birds away by using their swords to intimidate the birds. Melmin slowly got up and saw Sword and Blade looking at them.
"You guys came all the way here just to help me!" exclaimed Melmin.
"Not really, we just saw you," said Sword.
"Thank you so much!"
"Uhh, we weren't trying to rescue you; we're on vacation!"
"You guys still choose to help me even you are on a vacation," said Melmin as tears of joy formed in his eyes.
"This guy is really starting to creep me out," whispered Sword.
"Aren't they all creepy," whispered Blade.
"Let's get back to Cappy Town so we can properly congratulate you," said Melmin.
Sword and Blade followed Melmin back to Cappy Town. Melmin seemed know all of Dreamland by heart. Before the Cappies when to congratulate them, Sword and Blade ran away before they were seen in town.
"Hey, where did Sword and Blade went," said Melmin.
"Maybe they are one of those heroes who do good deeds for the sake of it. They are satisfied with the fact that they have done a good deed and don't need a thank you. Wow, they are truly amazing knights," said the mayor of Cappy Town.
I'm going to the bar!" cried out Sword.
Sword and Blade spent the rest of the day at the bar, drinking as much soda as they can, even though they still wished that they served alcoholic beverages.
"I am going to make a petition about back, they should put some beer and whisky in this place," muttered Blade.
"Just drink up, we had a long day," said Sword.
Sword and Blade dragged themselves back to the castle. Their energy was all drain after the crash from the sugar rush. They went up to their room and collapsed in their bed.
"I see you guys enjoyed another day," said Meta Knight.
"I wonder if he is being sarcastic," muttered Sword.
Meta Knight turned the television on and watched it from his bed.
"I too deserve a break," said Meta Knight before Sword and Blade could say anything, but they weren't planning to anyways. They were too sleepy to do a thing.
"I heard Tiff and Tuff are going hiking in the woods along with Kirby. Maybe you should join them?" asked Meta Knight.
Sword and Blade were already snoozing.
"They shall find out the hard way," said Meta Knight.
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I hoped you enjoyed another misadventure of Sword and Blade. Next time, they are going hiking! I update everyday, so be sure to check. ;D
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