Declaimer: I don´t own Detective Conan

A/N: Please tell me someone is reading this... *sparkly eyes* Even if you don´t, I´ll keep writing! Muahahaha Enjoy :)

Another day, another headache… another night. Slowly reading a book she was supposed to give Hakuba back the next day, Mai didn´t pay attention for a moment, lost in the beauty of the words. Sometimes, peace and quiet was all she need to calm down… And after the last few days, she sure needed it.

As the phone ringed, Mai ignored it. Not because she didn't want to pick up, but because she was in no condition to do so. Her mind was completely lost in the book world; and it took her a few minutes to wake up from it. Strangely, the person who was calling kept doing it repeatedly, not getting discouraged by the lack of response.

Blushing a little bit, aware she almost skipped work, Mai picked it up as quickly as she managed without falling down from the comfortable bed. No, that would be a big no, no. "Yes, good night!" The girl almost yelled, out of breathe, to whoever was on the other side.

"Finally!" A male voice startled her for a moment, as she wondered where had she heard it before. "I´ve been calling you for a while now. What, were you asleep?" The girl blinked a few times, before realization hit her and she jumped up.

"You-You are…!" Could he be? Oh, he had to be! Unless it was someone using his voice, than it could only be that person. "Why didn´t you call sooner? I thought you forgot completely about your promise!" Maybe if he called sooner, he would have encountered a more serious Mai, but the girl was so exhausted and sleepy she didn´t care for anyone any more. Who cared if she ended up saying something wrong again? Not her.

The man on the other side laughed at her reaction, quickly apologizing. "I was a little bit… busy in the last days." It didn´t go unnoticed to the girl that he hesitated for a moment, and it made her smirk. "I tried that little trick you suggested two days ago, and it worked as a charm… Of course Shin… my boyfriend was mad at first, tried to hit me and maybe even murder me…"

"Oh god…" Mai couldn´t stop her from saying that, imagining how mad his boyfriend must have been. Not that it was her fault or anything. Considering that man had taken her sleepy advice seriously, it only meant he had planned on doing something similar in the first place.

"I am still alive!" The person on the other side laughed again. "I had a talk with him about how I felt, and he asked me on a date as an apology! You know how rare that is? It´s usually me who has to drag him out… sometimes even against his will. But in the end, everything was fine, and my night had been pretty heated as… Ok, no need for more details."

Mai smirked, thou she must have blushed instead. But then again, when her mind said that maybe she should drag her loved one somewhere and attack him, it only meant nothing would work right that night. Not her mind, imagination or even reactions. "That was sweet of him… Not the make-out moment, but the date moment."

The other person laughed too, wondering what kind of person was talking with him on the phone. After all, most people would have run away by now, considering the topic they were discussing. "Oh, I totally forgot! You can call me K."

Mai nodded, making sure she remembered it. "Okay, K. You can call me M then." They both laughed for a while, and Mai landed with her head on her pillow, sighing. "You know, ever since you called me have been having many strange calls…"

"Really? And here I thought my would be the strangest one… Don't worry; I still have some tricks up my sleeve to make my calls the weirdest you ever received!" Now Mai was genuinely laughing, tears rolling down her cheeks even though she tried to repress then. Not that it worked apparently.

"Nope, your is still the weirdest…" She mumbled between laughs, trying to catch up her breath. "One day after you called, some guy called me regarding this girl he needed for some kidnapping, or was it hijacking? Well, doesn't matter… the girl´s boyfriend seemed to be pretty evil, so he asked for an advice… And then, yesterday, someone used my voice to call for date advices… And I only noticed it after the call ended!"

"Wait, someone asked you if they should kidnap someone or not?" K stated all out sudden, and Mai wanted to hit him. "You know, you should chose the people you talk with more carefully… One of them may end up some freak and stalk you, for all you know."

Frowning a little bit, she wanted so much to hit that strange right then… "You know, you were one the one who kidnapped his boyfriend just because of something I said…" She could hear the smirk grow on the other side, and it irritated her even more. "Anyway, no, I guess she works with police or something like that. At least it was the idea the Osaka man gave me…"

"Osaka man? Do you get…? You know what, I don´t want to know." Mai giggled, sighing right away. "You said someone used your voice for date advices? Are you sure you didn´t pretend to call yourself?"

"Hahaha, so funny." Damn, that person was getting on her nerves. "No, I did not call myself, since I don´t have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now. So, I don´t really need dating advices." K laughed for a good minute, making Mai even angrier. "One day, I´ll find you and punish you, K."

"You can try…" The stranger stated, sounding even more amused. "However, I should warn you I am almost impossible to find. Many have tried and failed. Plus, my dear boyfriend, who you can call S, is a detective, so messing with me is not such a good idea."

Looking at the time, Mai wanted to sleep. It was getting really late, really, really late. "Well then, K, I wish you good luck on your date and try not to kidnap him this time. I don´t believe he will find it amusing the second time."

"Oh, but it wasn´t the second time." K suddenly interrupted her sleepy line of thoughts, and Mai found herself staring at the ceiling, jaw opened. "It is my hobby to kidnap him from all short or places. Yesterday, I stole him from his University for a… for some reasons, and forced him to wear a bunny costume! That was hilarious!"

At this point, Mai didn´t know what to do anymore. She was torn between laughing or pitying the poor S. If she was him, she would have run away long ago. Then, remembering he was a detective, she couldn´t help but ask. "And why are you still alive?"

Usually, from her own experience, the detectives liked their own personal space, and were mostly reserved. Plus, they took everything too serious… Once, she had tried to prank Hakuba… It didn´t end well, , as he almost killed her. For some reason, he kept glaring at her and whispering something similar to "not this time, Kuroba. Not this time."

"He loves me too much to hurt me… Physically. He does love to torture me mentally… and then laugh at me as I remember some of those times." Ok, maybe S was perfect for K. Maybe… or maybe, they were perfect for each other. Either way, she didn´t want either of them as a boyfriend.

The silence ruled for a moment, until K mumbled, half whispered, excited. "He is back! He allowed me to sleep at his house tonight! So I must go, before he thinks well about it and kicks me out!"

This time, her face reacted as it should have, and she blushed. After all, it was completely impossible not to miss the implication of his last sentence. "I will go sleep too now. See you later, K."

The teen slimed, or maybe it was just his voice that sounded happier; and he ended the call with a simple. "See you, M."

A/N: I won´t tell who was the last one. I won´t tell. XD

Kaggami-chan