EF9: Whee! This is the next chapter of Naruto: Champion Tournament!
Kyuubi: Hell yeah! Turn it up! Sin-
DEF666: For the sake of whatever deity you worship, shut up! This is not a song fic.
EF9: Yeah, I do not own Naruto, Fairy Kyuubi, or the song 'Take Me Back'.
Kyuubi: Roll cameras.
DEF666: Story starts in 3… 2… 1!
Tsunade: Okay! The next match is Kiba Inuzuka versus Sakura Haruno!
Sakura and Kiba walked out to opposite sides of the field, where they then started to stare each other down.
Sakura: Glare
Kiba: Glare
Sakura: GLARE!
Kiba: GLARE!
Temari: Whoah! That is a hell of a lot of glaring!
Ino: Sakura better not lose!
Choji: Gee, Ino, I never realized how much you cared about her!
Ino: Shut up Choji! When I beat her I want it to count!
Shikamaru: Of course, how troublesome.
Ino: Shut up you lazy bum!
Asuma: Stop fighting you two! Save it for your fights.
Choji: But… Ino has already fought…
Shikamaru: Yeah… and she lost.
Ino (Going all demonic-chibi like): Oh… why you blah blah blah! Yak yak yak! Drivel drivel drivel!
(A/N: Uh… heh. I'm not that good at Ino-rants. Heh. So I just put that. Use your imagination to fill it in.)
While this was going on EF9 was rewarding Zim for his victory in his match.
EF9: Zim, you did a great job… I am now sure that I have a good chance of winning the bet!
Zim (Saluting): Sir yes sir! We are sure to be victorious!
Gaz (Playing her game slave. Why didn't I tell her not to? Because she is freaking scary!): Hn.
Dib: I know I can defeat anyone they throw at me!
EF9: Don't get too confident, now. You are not much better than Zim in combat, and Ino specializes in spying. Her fighting skills pale in comparison to some of the others.
Down in the arena, Kiba and Sakura had finished trying to intimidate each other, and now were following each other's every movement.
Naruto: Woo! Go Sakura-chan!
Sasuke: Hn.
Kakashi: Time to see who is better.
Hinata: Go Kiba-san. Sorry Naruto-kun… but Kiba is my team-mate. I hope you understand.
Kurenai: Sorry Kakashi, Naruto may have beaten Kiba before, but Sakura doesn't stand a chance.
Shino: …
Kiba (Looking at Shino up in the bleachers): Thanks Shino! I knew you would cheer for me!
Shino: …
Kiba (Looking offended): Gasp! Shino, how dare you talk like that!
Shino: …
Kiba (Looking downright furious by now): WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!-? THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING DOWN, BUG-BOY!
Kiba leapt into the bleachers, ready to punch Shino's lights out when he heard a beautiful voices, it was like a chorus of a thousand Stradivarius violins played by the gentlest of angels.
Hinata (Smiling sweetly in a way that would turn gay men straight, turn more perverted women into lesbians, and make anyone who is attracted to women, go mad): Kiba-kun…
Kiba had a sparkly pink background filled with hearts, and he literally floated over to Hinata. (A/N: Poor, poor lovesick fool.) Meanwhile several boys were unconscious from nosebleeds (except for the stoic and otherwise asexual ones, though Sasuke did break out in a cold sweat), and Naruto even proposed to Hinata!
Hinata made a note to take Naruto up on his offer later.
Orochimaru (Whispering half to himself): Screw Sasuke-
Kabuto: Isn't that what you have been trying to do?
Orochimaru (Mildly annoyed): Let me finish my sentence. Screw Sasuke, if I had that girl's body I could use her shojo charm and just convince people to teach me jutsus.
Kabuto: But master, in order for shojo charm to work, you need to be so pure and innocent that you literally project an aura of kindness and love. I mean, let us face it, you may be many things (A/N: Like a two faced, silver tongued, lily-livered, effeminate gay pedophile who betrayed his closest friends and killed his father figure.) but innocent shojo, you are not.
Orochimaru: Ah yes. Damn.
Oh right! Back to the conversation at hand!
Kiba (Smiling like a fool who believes he's in heaven): Yes, my sweet, adorable Hinata-chan?
Neji made a note to pound the living daylights out of Kiba for hitting on Hinata.
Hinata: Kiba… (Suddenly chibi with a big angry head and flames coming out of her mouth) YOU LOST!
Kiba (Looking dumbfounded): Huh?
Shino: Yes… idiot… you wee disqualified for leaving the match. Just to beat me up for something I didn't say or think.
Kiba: Oh…
Shino beat up Kiba very hard, and Kurenai begged the Jiraiya to change his mind. (He decides the winners, remember?)
Kurenai (On her knees with her hands folded in front of her and waterfall tears going down her face): Please reconsider!
Jiraiya: Well I might be willing to change my mind, for a price, of course…
Kurenai (Looking very violated indeed): You know what? Forget it. It's not my fault if Kiba is stupid.
Jiraiya: Actually, as a teacher you are supposed to remedy that kind of a problem.
Kurenai: Well, shit.
Meanwhile EF9 was telling his student how he became a jounin.
EF9: I remember when Hokage-sama administered a special test to make sure I was elite ninja material.
Dib: But, aren't jounin chosen by the Hokage's appointment?
EF9: Correct, however, I didn't have any truly outstanding talents, besides being really sneaky. So Tsunade, decided to see how tough I was, with a special test. The last part of which was a test where a bunch of attacks were hurled at me to see how I handled them.
Flash Back
A volley of ten throwing knives appeared from the right, I grabbed a kunai from my holster and used it to knock down three of the projectiles, I then threw my throwing knife ahead, where it knocked one kunai out of it's path and into another one.
I managed to move out of the way of four of the weapons, but the last one grazed my shoulder. Luckily I was smart enough to wear padding, which prevented me from getting any actual damage. Then two nondescript chunin rushed me from behind.
I lashed out with my left leg, catching one on the chin. The other got close enough to punch me in the gut, I countered by catching him in a choke hold, and slamming him into the ground.
For the last part, all I had to do was protect myself from a high level fire technique, and then counter with the most advanced jutsu I could perform. I managed to dodge the fire dragon jutsu, and followed up with my most advanced technique, wind style: razor wind burst.
End Flash Back
EF9: … And that is how I became a jonin!
EF9 then looked around to see that his students had walked off, obviously intending to use the time between matches to visit with the others.
EF9: Aww man, nobody ever listens to my story.
EF9: Aww… poor me, review and let me know that there are people that like my stories.
Kyuubi: Yeah, that bit of background on his self-insert character, was just filler for those who wanted some action for this chapter.
DEF666: And information on the strange jutsu he used.
EF9: I think I made it up, but: Wind Style: Razor Wind Burst Jutsu, is a technique where the user breathes in, and when they exhale, it releases rapid fire wind bullets, that push back and tear into the target.
Kyuubi: Just so you aren't confused!
DEF666Review and vote for who you want to fight against Rock Lee.
EF9: Right, you are able to choose from:
Naruto
Shikamaru
Choji
Hinata
Shino
Kankuro
Gaara (But, probably not, it would be too hard to write a fight between them)
Temari
Dib
Gaz
Kyuubi: Those are your choices.
DEF666: Now… review!