Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters featured in the smurfs, nor do I own Starwars, or Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Jo belongs to CartoonCaster21
Livy belongs to me
Livy: It sure was nice of dolphinrain to make you that new cape Johan
Jo: It was even nicer of her to put a hood on it to hide you hair (snickers)
Johan:(wearing the new cape with the hood up) It's very soft
Livy: Well we got TONS of questions to answer
Jo: Yeah. You don't update for a few days, ya come back on and your swimming in reviews
Livy: Not that were complaining.
Jo: Yeah we like answering questions.
Peewit: So lets get started already!
Jo: First up is dolphinrain who says:
"Johan: I made a new blue cape for you. It has wool and will hide your hair till it grows back."
Jo: Didn't we already go through this?
Johan: Well it is a lovely cape. Thank you.
Peewit: Its so soft!
All: o_0
Peewit: What?
Livy: Next question still from dolphinrain:
"Peewit do you have a favorite food?"
Peewit: That's a hard one, but if I had to pick I'd say ham
Jo: Shocking (sarcasim)
Livy: Dolphin rain also asks "Can I hear a song from you and Harmony?" - Uh wait!
Peewit: Of coarse you can!
Harmony: Finally! Someone who appreciates fine music!
Johan: Uh Peewit-
(Peewit pulls out his lute and Harmony pulls out his horn. Harmoney starts blowing his horn and Peewit starts singing and playing his lute)
I see you driving round town
With the girl I love
And I'm like forget you
(ooh ooh ooh)
I guess the change in my pocket
wasn't enough
I'm like forget you
and forget her too
Say if I was richer
I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shh
(Ain't that some shh)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a forget you
(ooh ooh ooh)
Yeah I'm sorry
I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
Cause she's an x-box
And I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game
Ain't fair
I pity the fool
That falls in love with you
Oh
(Ooh she's a gold digger)
Well
(Just thought you should know)
Ooh
I got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
I see you driving round town
With the girl I love
And I'm like
Forget you
(ooh ooh ooh)
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough
I'm like forget you
And forget her too
I said if I was richer
I'd still be with ya
Ha, well ain't that some shh
(Ain't that some shh)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a forget you
(ooh ooh ooh)
Now I know
That I had to borrow
Beg and steal and lie and cheat
Trying to keep ya
Trying to please ya
Cause being in love with your butt ain't cheap
I pity the fool
That falls in love with you
(Oh she's a gold digger)
Well
(Just thought you should know)
Ooh
I got some news for you
I really hate your butt right now
I see you driving round town
with the girl I love
And I'm like forget you
(ooh ooh ooh)
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough
I'm like forget you
And forget her to
Say if I was richer
I'd still be with ya
Now ain't that some shh
(ain't that some shh)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a forget you
(ooh ooh ooh)
Now baby baby baby
Why ya wanna wanna
hurt me so bad?
(So bad so bad so bad)
I tried to tell my Momma
But she told me
"This is one for your Dad"
(Your Dad your Dad your Dad)
Uh!
Why?
Uh!
Why?
Uh!
Why lady?
Uh!
I love you
Oh!
I still love you!
Oh!
I see you riding round town
with the girl I love
and I'm like forget you
(ooh ooh ooh)
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough
I'm like forget you
And forget her to
I said if I was richer
I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shh?
(Ain't that some shh?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a forget you
(ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Harmony: Well how did you like it?
All:(stare ahead blankly)
Peewit: Guys?
All:...
Peewit and Harmony: HELLO!
Jo:(pulls out an earplug) Sorry guys, did you say something?
Harmony: HMPH!
Peewit: Forget you! Forget all of you!
Livy: Now now lets not be hasty
Johan: I'm sure dolphinrain loved it
Jo: Speaking of which,
"Azrael: Why do you let Gargamel mistreat you when your so much smarter than he is?"
Azrael: Meow Mrow Meow meow
Livy: Nat would you be so kind as to translate?
Nat: Azrael says "It's either put up with Gargamel, or live in the wild."
Livy: Sounds logical...I guess...Anyway
"Bigmouth: Are you and Bignose still together? And are there any plans for little ogres in the future? You could have a son and name him Bigfoot!"
Livy: You know I was thinking the same thing.
Bigmouth: Bignose and Bigmouth still together. We talk about little ogre but no plan yet. Bigfoot good name for son! Bigmouth tell Bignose later tonight.
Jo: Sweetness, Next question:
"Smurfette: Have you seen your friend Laura lately?"
Smurfette: Actually yes! Me and Laura met up last week and had a smurfy time having a tea party.
Jo: Sounds like fun (sarcasim)
Livy: Jo ain't one for girly stuff
Jo: Nope! I'm a tommie all the way. Next up is Chloe who says:
"Livy: Can't believe your story's over. I couldn't review since I don't have an account, but it went straight to me heart. Please write more soon."
Livy: Aw thanks Chloe. I'm glad you enjoyed my story so much. Flowerpower71 allows anonymous reviews now so if you want to you could leave a review even though the story is over. Keep your eyes peeled for the sequal in February.
Jo: Featuring a very special guest oc.
Livy: Shh! Before you spoil it!
Jo: I ain't!
Livy: Here's something for Jo:
"Jo: I'll read your story when I'm done with school. Smurf you later!"
Jo: Thanks Chloe! I hope you like it
Livy: Next up is eskie02
"Jokey: What was the best prank you pulled besides your joke boxes? And I hope you don't mind but I used your idea on someone at Christmas. My box did not explode but I did wrap a "SURPRISE" up and give it to the person. The look on his face when he opened the box was priceless, I fell over laughing from it...PS your my favorite smurf."
Jokey: Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Boy I wish I was there to see that! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! And besides my classic surprises the best prank I ever smurfed was hyuk hyuk hyuk when I turned Gutsy into a Smurfette! (falls on the ground laughing like a maniac.)
Gutys: DAT WAS YOU!
Jokey: Whoops!
Gutsy: I give ye something ta say whoops about COME EAR!
Jokey:(runs for his life) Help! Papa Smurf! Help!
Peewit: How was Gutsy turned into a Smurfette?
Papa: You don't want to know
Jo: Neither do I so next question is from Spring-Heel_Jaqueline
"Harmony: I heard you appeared in the 2011 movie. Where did you appear because I don't see you?"
Harmony: I was at the battle with Gargamel at Velvet deer palace
Jo and Livy: Belvedere castle
Harmony: Smurftato smurftato
Peewit: (sniff sniff) Pee you! What's that smell?
All: (sniff the air and then wrinkle their noses)
Baby: Gah! Gah! Gah! Goo!
Smurfette: Come on Baby, looks like you need a new didey
Jo: How can something so small and cute and adorable make something that smells so bad!
Livy: Next question is from Zinka17.
"This is great! It's really funny and I like it because we get to interact.
Question for Hefty: I know you totally like Smurfette and you always flirt with her, but do you think her "boo hoo" crying is annoying? No offense to you Smurfette I think your totally awesome!"
Hefty: Thank smurfness Smurfette isn't here...yeah the "boo hoo" bit can be kinda annoying. That never leaves this place!
All: We promise.
Jo: Once again we have questions from Spring-Heel-Jaqueline
Livy: Have mercy! She's got a bunch!
Jo: Better get started:
"Gourdy: Have you always had problems with your magic? Who was your master before Farmer and how long were you buried under the earth?"
Gourdy: Well believe it or not I have actually improved a lot in my magic since when I first started out. My master before Farmer was a man named Aladdin, no not THAT Aladdin, and I was buried in the earth for about 250 years. Give or take a week.
"Brainy Grouchy Gutsy and Clumsy: Now that you have a band called "The Brainiacs", will there be any competition between you and both Alvin and the Chipmunks and Brittany and the Chipettes?
Clumsy: Golly funny that you mention that there a battle of the bands next week and were all competing against each other.
Alvin: And were gonna win!
Brittany: In your dreams Alvin.
Grouchy: Yeah!That prize is as smurfy as ours!
Alvin: Yeah right
Johan: Why are there talking chipmunks here?
Livy: We said things get crazy and random
?: AAALLLVVVIIINNN!
Peewit: What was that!
Simon: That would be Dave
Alvin: And that's my cue to- (runs off with the rest of the munks and the chipettes following him)
All: O_0
Jo: Ooookkkkk? That was random
Livy: Next question
"Handy: Do you prefer wearing white overalls or the blue ones?"
Handy: I kinda like my white ones but the blue pair hides stains better
"Farmer: Did you prefer wearing what everyone else wore (cartoon) or green overalls with attached footings (movie) Or like Handy's and wearing clogs (comics)? In my story I'll be having detailed overalls from the movie, the clogs from the comic books, and Alan Young's voice from the tv show."
Farmer: I be prefering me green overalls with the attached footing.
"Brainy: What are your thoughts of the stories that have you being bullied by Gutsy Hefty and Grouchy and/or then suffering from suicidal thoughts?
Brainy: I am highly insulted! I am not suicidal!
Gutsy: Aye and though we do pick on de lad it be because he be our little brother.
Hefty: Yeah I mean what are little brother's for if you can't pick on them?
Jo: Very true very true
"Natural (adult), Poet, Lazy and Dreamy: How is it ya'll sound so much alike but have different voice actors? (Charles Adler, Frank Welker, Michael Bell & Don Messick)?"
Dreamy: You know, we don't know
Natural: Guess they just have those voices
Lazy: zzzzzzzzzzz
"Savina: Do you prefer being a red head like in the cartoon or a blonde like the comic?"
Savina: I actually prefer being a red head. It's something different you know? But I do wish I could have had my hair down in the cartoon.
Livy: No offense princess but that princess Lea hair style does not look good on you.
Princess Lea: Well I just say she's a copy cat! I had this hair doo first!
Jo: Get outta here!
(a weird blue light comes down and Lea disappears)
All: o_0
Livy: We warned ya'll that things would get random.
"What crossovers besides the ones that already exist and or parodies would you like to see happen?"
Brainy: Pinky and the Brain
Dreamy: Peter Pan
Greedy: Ratatouille
Handy: The little mermaid
All: o_0
Handy: It reminds me of Marina alright
Livy: Aw so sweet!
Jokey: Mulan
King Gerard: Quest for Camelot
Nanny: Avatar the last airbender
Papa Smurf: 101 dalmations
Smurfette: Tangled
Slouchy: Aladdin
Nat: Spongebob Squarepants
Johan: Dragonheart
Grouchy: I hate crossovers...but I'd say How the Grinch stole Christmas
Harmony: The sound of music
Lazy: zzzzzzzz
Savina: Ella Enchanted
Timber: Rush hour
Nat: Bambi
Sassette: Alvin and the chipmunks
Snappy: Phineas and Ferb
Tailor: The Addams Family
Livy: Really?
Tailor:(shrugs) Yeah I like Thing and Gomez's suit is nice
Jo: Spoken like a true tailor Tailor
Vanity: Beauty and the Beast, with me as Beauty! (kisses his reflection)
Livy: Uh ya know Belle is a girl right?
Vanity: I know but how could anyone as beautiful as me play a beast?
Jo: Moving on
Clumsy: Golly I'd like to see an Adventure Time crossover
Grandpa: Disney's version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Peewit: Glee
Gutsy: Shrek
Hefty: Disney's Hercules
Miner: Gnomeo and Juliet
Painter: Coraline
Scaredy: W-w-why would you want a crossover of something so scarey?
Painter: Because of ze beautiful garden in ze other world.
Livy: What would your crossover be Scaredy?
Scaredy: Sesame Street
Jo: Are you serious?
Livy: You do realize that the majority of the characters are monsters right?
Scaredy: They are!
Livy: Yeah what did you think Elmo was?
Scaredy: I-I thought he was just a very hairy child!
Jo: Calm down scaredy, Sloppy your next
Sloppy: Night at the museum
Tracker: Scooby Doo
Clockwork Smurf: Brring!
King Gerard: Are you serious?
Livy: What did he say?
King Gerard: Clockwork said he's like to see a crossover of something called twilight
Jo: No way! Clockworks a twihard?
Clockwork: Ping! (suddenly wearing a Breaking Dawn smurf sized t-shirt)
Johan: Where did he get the smurf size shirt?
Gutsy: Probably da same place I got these (turns around and lifts up his kilt revealing his "I heart NY boxers)
Livy: How did those even come in smurf size?
Jo: We got two more smurfs to ask about the crossover.
Wild: (chitter)
Nat: Wild says his crossover pick would either be Tarzan or George of the Jungle
Clockwork Smurfette: Ping! Ping! Ping!
King Gerard: Clockwork Smurfette says her crossover pick would be a book series called Tiger's Curse by Colleen Houck.
Livy: I LOVE that series! Read it people if you haven't already!
Jo: Dolphinrain is next again and she asks
"Anyone: What gets longer everyday has lots of names but gets better all the time?"
Livy: Ugh! I am no good at riddles!
Brainy:(frantically flips through some books) Hold on a smurf the answers gotta be here somewhere
Jo: We'll get back to this question, still from dolphinrain
"Johan: Hey hows the hair? Did you see there's a new fanfic featuring you and another girl? What do you think it is that girls like you so much?"
Johan:(pulls down his hood) Well it's still kinda jagged but it's starting to grow back. Hopefully by the next chapter it will be fully grown out. If you are refering to the "The Prophecy" by weebecka then yes I have seen that. And I don't know why girls like me so much. Perhaps it's cause of my dashing good looks (smiles cheekily)
CrazyJohanFangirls: AAAAHHHH!
Livy: BACK OFF FREAKS! (threatens them with a frying pan)
(we are experiencing technical difficulties)
Jo: Sorry bout that folks we just got ambushed by crazy fangirls
Livy: All I can say is thank you Rapunzel for teaching us the power of frying pans
Jo: Let's finish the questions
"Smurfette: What do you think of all these girls chasing Johan? Would you if you were human?"
Smurfette:(giggles) I kinda think it's funny, and probably if I was human.
"Johan: If someone wrote a fanfiction about a group of obsessed girls kidnap you, would you want to be rescued and who could write it?"
Johan: Hmm lets see I get kidnapped by a group of beautiful girls? Would I want to be rescued?(sarcasim)
Livy: (sees red)
Johan: As far as who could write it...I guess anyone who would want to.
"King Gerard: How did your Aunt Imperia catch you when she threw you in the dungeon and what did you do to keep your spirits up until Clockwork found you?"
King Gerard: Imperia had one of her goons sneak into my room in the middle of the night and kidnap me.
Jo: How awful
King Gerard: I did whatever I could do to keep my spirits up but I sang to myself a lot of the time.
Livy: Aw :D
Jo: Second to last question
"Handy: Did Brainy ever tell you he's the one who broke Clockwork?"
Handy: YOU DID WHAT!
Brainy: I-i-it was an accident!
Handy:(rolls up his sleeve) And so will be this
Brainy: HELP!
(Brainy takes off running with Handy hot on his tail)
Peewit: I'm gonna take a guess and say no
Livy: Final question is from MwolfL who says:
"Hi, just wanted to say I've been enjoying this smurfy story a lot. It really makes me laugh. Especially Peewit's antics. Next time you visit the zoo you'd best put him on one of those child safety harnesses. For the animals safety I mean, not Peewit's."
Jo: Way ahead of you MwolfL (Jo was holding the handle to the child safety harness that Peewit was currently strapped in)
Peewit: Ha ha very funny, now can I take this thing off?
Jo: Nope!
Livy: Now for MwolfL's question:
"I was also wondering if other characters like Savina and Gerard could show up? Oh and the Pussywillow Pixies and Marina of coarse. They didn't get enough episodes."
Livy: You got that right
Savina: Well Cousin Gerard and I are here so that should answer your question.
Johan: You can ask any of the characters that are featured in the smurfs
Livy: And any of the oc's featured in "I Can't Be Perfect" or "The Adventures of Johan Peewit and Livy."
Peewit: But the only oc's would be you Jo and Thomas
Livy:...well still
Jo: Well that's all for today.
Johan: This is the longest chapter yet.
Peewit: Yeah it is.
Livy: Until next time this is everyone saying to please spay and neuter your pet
Jo: Recycle
Johan: Remember to hug the kids and/ or your pet
Peewit: Eat your vegetables
Savina: But most important of all
All: Review!
King Gerard: Leave your questions in the comments.
All: Bye!
( Brainy runs by screaming with Handy still chasing him)
Brainy: AAAHHH!
Gutsy and Handy: SMURF BACK HERE!