Hello everyone! Sorry about the long time, but I've had a lot of homework and writer's block. Also, there's the fact that I have the shortest attention span ever, so whenever I sat down to write, I would get distracted by something, usually food video games, or something shiny(Sadly, last part is literal, that's how short my attention span is!) Well, enjoy!

After a while, the two countries began to relax, and the atmosphere became less tense. When they finally reached the end of the trail, they discussed where they should go. They were both very hungry, so they decided to go across the street to Inukami Mall to get something to eat from the food court. Russia and Canada started looking for the food court as soon they got inside. "

This is harder than I thought it would be," Russia commented after they had walked around for about half an hour.

"Yes, I did not realize that this mall was so big," Canada agreed, looking around.

"Do you just wan-" Russia was suddenly cut off by the very loud growling of his own stomach. Canada quickly looked down and covered his mouth, but not before Russia saw his wide smile. Russia smirked.

"Oh, so Matvey thinks my hunger is funny, does he?" Canada shook his head, but his body deceived him with its telltale shaking from holding the laughter in.

"How do you like this then?"

"Wha-" was all that Canada was able to get out before Russia began to tickle him. After many uncle's and surrenders, Russia released Canada.

"Next time you'll think twice about laughing at Mother Russia, da?" He said this in a serious tone, but his eyes were twinkling with mischief. However, when he turned arround, he promptly knocked into two people. The two others instantly fell to the ground. Russia didn't seem to recognize them, but Canada did.

"Hong Kong? Iceland? What are you two doing here?" The two smaller countries picked themselves up and brushed themselves off. Hong Kong then wrapped an arm around Iceland who instantly began to blush.

"We're were doing some shopping."

"Ow!" Iceland suddenly raised his leg and looked down.

"What was that for?"

"Who are they?" came from a small black and white bird with a strange slightly large beak that was on the ground glaring at the silver-haired country. Iceland sighed.

"Mr. Lundi, this is Russia and Canada." Now it was Canada's turn to raise his leg in pain as Kumajiro swiped at his leg.

"Why would you do that?"

"He forgot me." Kumajiro and Mr. Lundi walked to the center in between the four countries and they shook hands. Well, wing and paw.

"I'm and Dumb and Dumber over here are Iceland and Hong Kong." Kumajiro nodded and pointed behind him.

"Your country already said their names, but I'm Kumajiro and my country is Canada." Mr. Lundi ruffled his feathers.

"You playing chaperone too?"

"Nah, just felt like coming along. What do you think of fish?"

"Love it." Both animals nodded and went back to their countries. The nations stared for a few more moments and then shrugged.

"Are you guys hungry? I could buy you some food if you want," Hong Kong offered. Canada and Russia both nodded vigorously. Kumajiro narrowed his eyes at Hong Kong.

"Will there be fish?" Hong Kong nodded. Kumajiro stood back up and began to walk.

"Then let's go already, I for one, don't pass up free food."

"All of your food is free," Canada muttered, but nevertheless, began to follow.


After everyone got their food they settled at the nearest table and began to eat.

They were having a nice conversation when Hong Kong asked,

"So how long have you two been dating?" Canada, who had been sipping his milk tea, spewed out his drink that ended up all over Mr. Lundi.

"Nice, moron. I just cleaned this coat." Canada was violently coughing, but he nodded and when he could finally speak he muttered an apology.

"What? It was just a simple question," Hong Kong said, rubbing the shoulder that Iceland had punched.

"That's a rude question," Iceland said, glaring at Hong Kong.

"What if they're not dating?" Hong Kong snorted.

"That's riduculous, of course they're dating!"

"A-actually," Canada said, breathing normally now, "we're not dating, we're just friends." Hong Kong blinked.

"Oh." He shrugged.

"Too bad." He then got up and stretched.

"Well, come on Iceland. We have a lot more shopping to do." Hong Kong then began to walk off. Iceland groaned, but said his good-byes and jogged after the other nation.

"Wait, morons! You forgot me!" Mr. Lundi quickly waddled after the two leaving nations.

Russia also got up.

"Well, I should be going now. Australia said he would come over and install a new security system against Belarus. He said that if anyone tries to brak in, dropbears will fall on them and then attack. I wouldn't want to miss his visit. For obvious reasons." Canada said good-bye and watched Russia leave. After a minute or two, he picked up Kumajiro and began the short walk home.


Bonus: Conversation Beneath The Table

After Kuma and Mr. Lundi settled in they began to eat their fish.

"What's your nation like?" Mr. Lundi suddenly asked out of nowhere.

"He's very shy and quiet. Everyone always either never see him or mistakes him for his idiot brother, America." Mr. Lundi nodded.

"Sounds almost like Iceland before he got with Hong Kong. He was always quiet and kept his face glued to that damn phone of his. Who he was always texting, I don't have a freaking clue. I swear, that boy needs to-" Mr. Lundi was interrupted when he was suddenly covered with a clear white liquid. Mr. Lundi glared harshly at Canada.

"Nice, moron. I just cleaned this coat." He ignored the country's reply and continued to grumble about his coat.

"Nations are as dumb as normal humans." Kuma nodded in agreement.

"The world would be better if it was ran by the mascots." Mr. Lundi then nodded his sat in silence for a few minutes, finishing their food. Mr. Lundi was about to say something when he noticed out of the corner of his eyehis nation leaving without him. He began to waddle as fast as he could after him.

"Wait, morons! You forgot me!" After he left, Kumajiro waited until Canada picked him up and took him home. He had important matters to attend to.

Yeah, I know it's kind of short and crappy but it was the best I could do. Oh, and Mr. Lundi is Icelandic for Mr. Puffin. I wasn't sure if he had an official name or not, so I just googletranslated the best name I could come up with. I'll try to update more, I promise! So for now, adieu.