"Okay there he is, even with his American Newspaper, so you going in with the elemental blaster?" Nagisa asked
"No something a bit quieter" Sugino said throwing a baseball up and down
"Good idea" Nagisa said
"So here comes the pitch" Sugino said pitching the baseball, which sailed through the air.
"Good morning boys!" Koro-sensei said
"WHOA!" the two exclaimed
"Now, now goods you should reply when someone greets you" Koro-sensei said
"Good morning sir" the two said
"I believe this is yours" he said handing Sugino back his baseball.
"Thank you sir." Sugino said
"Oh don't get discouraged Sugino, it was an tremendous attempt, you see when you threw that baseball it was a lot quieter than a gun, but since I had some time until it hit me, I decided to grab a mitt and clean up the old sport's shed a bit, don't worry I left Kanzaki's living quarters alone. Though I'm thinking we should build a new shed just for her. No way would she get much privacy" Koro-sensei said
"Ah, sir we did" Nagisa said
"When?" Koro-sensei said
"Just before school started, look the shed you went to was the actual sports shed. Kanzaki's dwelling ins a bit further into the woods" Nagisa said
"Very good, now time for class." Koro-sensei said
"Come on man, there's always next time, heck maybe use your blaster on him" Nagisa said
"Whatever man" Sugino said as he slumped in his seat.
"So I heard Sugino's attempt at assassinating Koro-sensei didn't work out according to plan"
"You could say that" Nagisa said "And he's been bummed ever since"
"Well it's not like anyone else has done it" Kaede said making Koro-sensei pay attention. Once the bell rang Koro-sensei went to the window and took off
"I'm going to catch a ball game over in New York" he shouted
"Report , any way to kill him yet?" Karasuma asked walking in. Nagisa always got a weird sense from him whenever he appeared.
"None yet sir" Isogai said
"He's way too fast" Mimura said
"Do you even know what he is doing after school!? He's going to catch a baseball in New York!" Isogai said
"How the heck are we suppose to kill somebody who can fly mach 20!" Maehara asked
"It's your job to find that out" Karasuma said "because if you don't he'll destroy around graduation" he added
'Is that before or after Thanos arrives?' Isogai asked
Sugino sat down on the steps looking up depressed
"Hey, I polished it and got all of the scuff marks off it for you" Koro-sensei said handing the baseball back to Sugino
"Thanks sir" Sugino sighed "Um sir what is that?"
"A coconut from Hawaii, want a bite
"People just drink the milk and eat the white flesh"
"Suit yourself" Koro-sensei shrugged before looking over his forlorn student "That pitch yesterday was a superb pitch, if was fully distracted, it would have done some damage to me"
"Yeah right, at your speed I couldn't hit you anyway"
"This coming from Star-Lord, aren't you on the school's team?" Koro-sensei asked
"I was" Sugino sighed
"Was?" Koro-sensei asked
"When you get sent to Class-E you have no extracurricular activities. You're sent to this shithole to study your ass off to get back in the main building. Want to guess how many they let back in? I'll tell you anyway; one student per year is allowed back onto the main campus
"Which makes you think they are unfair" Koro-sensei asked
"Not really, you saw my pitch; it was slow. 'Junk pitches,' pitches so slow that everyone couldn't missed them. Because of that I was scrapped from the team. Well that figures I suck at baseball and school" Sugino said.
"Do you want my advice?" Koro-sensei asked.
"man, I have to find Koro-sensei to turn in my assignment to him" Nagisa said "I just hope he isn't insulting him" he later spotted Koro-sensei wrapping his tentacles around Sugino, alarmed Nagisa qucikly switched to Agent Venom and grabbed an Anti-sensei assault rifle and aimed it at his head.
"Oh Nagisa, hello" Koro-sensei said happily
"What are you doing, whatever happened to no harming the students?" Nagisa asked
"Hello, I thought I saw that pitching before: Major league pitcher Arita" Koro-sensei said making Sugino and Nagisa confused. "My tentacles see all, however your shoulder muscles are as defined as Arita's. This means even if you copy him exactly you'll never be able to pitch the Arita Fastball" Koro-sensei said
"That's not fair sir" Agent Venom said before looking up "You don't know, how can you know, it ludicrous! You can't just
"Forget it man" Sugino sighed
"But hell, whatever we're Class-E so why even bother. We're a class of no hopers, losers and lost causes!" Nagisa exclaimed
"Oh Nagisa my boy, you misunderstand, I know this for a fact because Yesterday, I examined him just like I did with Sugino" Koro-sensei said
"What?" Nagisa said
"That is so wrong, I'm surprise SHIELD didn't get involved" Sugino said
"He even gave me an autograph" Koro-sensei cried.
"Really?" Nagisa said "You did that to him and asked him for an autograph afterwards!"
"He's right though I'm never going to be as good" Sugino sighed
"You may not be Arita, but that doesn't mean you have your own gifted. For you see, Arita isn't as flexible as you in the wrist and elbow, so now go and develop a pitching style of your own with that information in mind" Koro-sensei said
"my own style huh?
"Sir!" Nagisa said with his homework in "Did you really go to that ball game in New York just to help Sugino?"
"Why not I am his teacher after all" Koro-sensei smiled.
"Most teachers wouldn't do that" Nagisa said "Even thought you plan to destroy the world by graduation
"I'm not most teachers" Koro-sensei said marking Nagisa's English work. "I made a promise to a dear friend of mine" he sadly smiled. "Yes the Earth may be destroyed, but right now I'm making you and your fellow student my top priority and given you the credit you deserve, you see to me while others may see losers, no-hopers or lost causes, I see...I see the potential for greatness and I want to see that greatness and make sure you get your due credit. Which I'm sure while you don't personally receive any, Agent Venom does." Koro-sensei said
"What do you mean?'
"A hero can have powers yes, but it is the person behind that power which is the real power" Koro-sensei said
"And sir, can you please not add in the extra question"
"WHAT! it's only a bonus question" Koro-sensei said dejected.
"Feels like punishment" Nagisa admitted
"Okay, but I hope my students take assassinating me as seriously as I take their education! Not that you'll succeede of course" he said chcukling while eating a...pen.
"Yes sir" Nagisa smiled.
Soon Sugino was having Nagisa help him with his new pitching style. He pitched the ball as hard as he could.
"Nice, it looked like it disappeared!" Nagisa said astonished
"I'm working on a breaking ball which uses my wrists and elbow" Sugino said "And the change up I'm working on means I'm getting a good arsenal, nothing that will hit Koro-sensei but what are you going to do" Sugino said "but I'm seeing this to the end though after all, persistance is key is baseball and assassination work" he said before spying Koro-sensei. "Excuse me sir, I want to try my new techniques out on you"
"Sounds great Sugino" Nagisa said
"A glutton for disappointment are we?" Koro-sensei asked donning his green stripes.
The next day a bunch of student were lining up amongst the tree, observing as Koro-sensei use and ice-shaver
"You think that ice is actually from the north pole?" Maehara asked
"Why now he goes everywhere else" Isogai said
"I know I didn't make it" Mimura said
"Right you have ice powers" Yada said
"Focus, just think of the money we'll split" Isogai said
"Okay" they all said.
Koro-sensei smiled happilyu after he heard something
"Koro-sensei!" the group said running towards him smiling and laughing
"I hope you brought enough for all of us" Isogai laughed
"Have the children finally opened up to me?" He asked as the group tried to stab him. "such beaming smiles, Such little Hellions!" he gasped before moving out of the way as they brought their knives down
"Did we get him?" Kataoka asked
"Now, now children those smiles were not natural, a bit forced one might say, now put away these anti-me knives you can take time and smell these flowers" Koro-sensei chuckled
"Wait...THESE ARE THE FLOWERS WE PLANTED" Kataoka shouted
"How could you show, we grew these ourselves, we've been waiting for them to bloom*" Yada said tearfully
"No kidding, then allow me...to get you some new bulbs" Koro-sensei panicked. Soon he was planting the bulbs under the scrutiny of Okano and Kataoka
"Don't plant them at mark 20" Okano said
"No, of course not" Koro-sensei said
"They need to be planted gently" Kataoka said
"Yes of course" Koro-sensei said
"He's going to a lot of trouble for someone bent on blowing up the Earth" Maehara said
"No kidding" Isogai muttered. "It seems like a conflict of interest"
"What's with the octopus going all green thumb about?" Tereasaka asked observing what they were doing with his gang
"Hey guys, how's things going?" Okajima asked removing a red and black leather hooded jacket,
"Not bad, but we failed the most recent assassination, and the casualties, the class Tulips" Isogai said
"Bummer man" Okajima said
"Hey Nagisa what are you up to?" Kaede asked
"I'm keeping a record of Koro-sensei's weaknesses" Nagisa saiud
"I'll take a look at that thank you" Sugino said "Height 3m, weight unknown, weak points unknown, birthday unknow"
"Not a lot to go on" Kaede said
"Maybe not at the moment, but we will. Besides we have to deal with him before he shows up" Nagisa said
"You're right" Sugino said "Luckily he's still quiet for the moment" Sugino said looking skyward.
"So as of tomorrow I will be Class E's PE instructor" Karasuma said "Which the ministry of defence appreciates your co-operation"
"Hn" the principal said
"I know it may be unorthodox, but it is neccasary, that way I am able to observe how they are physically and mentally as well as provide support"
"You have my authorization, just see to it their education and safety are made top priority" the principal said
"Thank you for your time Sir" Karasuma said leaving. Once outside he couldn't help but scowl.
"I thought that would be harder than it was" Karasuma's aide said
"Well we are paying him a lot" Karasuma said "And it's to convenient if you ask me, an untouchable monster who can't be beaten by the military who wants to be a teacher, I feel like something else is going on here, but thankfully we've kept it a secret. The principal, Class-E and us are the only ones that know"
"I'm going to die" a random student said
"You better get your grades up man otherwise you'll head to Class-E" his friend said "Have you seen the Class-E campus, no cafeteria, no food, bathrooms look like something out of a horror movie and everyone up there is psycho plus the teachers fear for their lives" the second student said "Once your there it the end of the road."
"You're right I rather be dead then in Class-E" the first one said
"Time tested strategy, social engineering at its peak, make one group looked down upon and social pariahs and then the other students work harder making them feel superior" Karasuma muttered.
"But for now that will help us, no one snooping around, but I'm sure they will" Karasuma thought but stopped once he saw Kaede running off with a bunch of poles.
"Hey Mr Karasuma, what are you doing here" Kaede said running on the spot while making sure Karasuma's back was turned while Okajima as Arsenal, Yada as Songbird and Nagisa as Agent Venom took pot-shots as a Koro-pinata, only to change back and get out their guns and shoot him
"Starting tomorrow I'll be your new PE teacher" Karasuma said
"So I guess we'll be calling you Karasuma-sensei then" Kaede said
"Where is your target now?"
"I got some rope" Okajima said as he ran over to a tree
"What the?" Karasuma asked
"He tore up our flower bed so he gave a free shot" Kaede said as the class was stabbing at him with their knives attached to poles while Koro-sensei was on a rope.
"A few more minutes and all is forgiven right?" Koro-sensei asked
"okay he's messing with us" Nagisa muttered
'How is this an assassination attempt?'
"Hold on" Nagisa said checking his notes
"Come on class, what's the matter still too fast for you, only in your sweet dreams will you actually suc-" Koro-sensei started only to be interrupted by the breaking of the branch he was tried to making everyone sweat drop.
"KILL HIM!" the group shouted
"OH CRAP!" Koro-shouted (Weakness number one, he messes thing up whne he shows off) "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap. Cut it out"
"Well your notes are bound to help sometimes" Kaede said
"That's why I'm writing everything down" Nagisa said
"I'm caught in the ropes!" (Weakness number 2, he has a really, really short fuse) "This wasn't what I really had in MIND!" he shouted dodging attacks "STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" he shouted jumping onto the roof top of the school building
"HEY! That's no fair get back down here" Okajima exclaimed
"What's the matter can't get up here, oh wait of course not" Koro-sensei taunted (Weakness number 3: he's a sore loser)
'Not in front of Karasuma' they all thought
"We were so close" Kimura snarled. Suddenly Koro-sensei doubled over panted.
"And guess what just for that DOUBLE HOMEWORK!"
"WHAT!" the class shouted as he took off.
"Where's he going?" Mimura asked
"We're getting closer to an answer I can feel it" Kataoka said making the class cheer. Nagisa smiled before shuddered
'That can't be good' he thought
"Keep this up and its only a matter of time" Isogai said making the group cheer
'A bunch of teenagers hyped up about killing, talk about the strangest class ever' Karasuma thought 'But despite that they'll the most positive class in all the school' he observed them cheering
"So do you think we have a shot?" Kaede asked
"Um, yeah sure" Nagisa said
"What's wrong?"
"Something bad is coming this way" Nagisa said
"What?" Kaede asked
"Something that is not going to be pleasant" Nagisa said
"This is the target, once your suspension is over, and you join Class-E it will be your job and those of you classmates to kill him" a government official said
"So this rubber knife can kill him huh, doesn't seem liek much" the student said
"Talk to anyone outside the government or Class-E and we will erase your memories" the official said "And yes that knife was made with your target in mind"
"Good, I've always wanted to kill my teacher" the student said stabbing the file on Koro-sensei "This is going to be a lot of fun" he smirked
Hey guys Grizz here after a fair while, sorry about that but this is basically taking the anime and manga and adding superheroes whiel changing some of the wording
(*) AH! that asterisk after Yada's dialogue about the flowers. Now in the manga she says it took weeks, while in the anime it was months. And we also get the reveal of Iceman, Songbird and Arsenal in this chapter. Plus Karma's coming
So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside