To evil people who would sue me: I DO NOT OWN FRUITS BASKET/CHARACTERS!!

This is a yaoi so if you are homophobic click backspace, NOW!

It has been a few weeks. . .

Momiji was still living with us. No idea why, but we cleared out Shigure's "Thinking Room" No idea it existed! and made it into Momiji's room. Which was right across from mine. Being a perv annoying. I am falling for Momiji. Life is a bitch. +sigh+

Surprising enough Yuki has not broken up with Haru. Yet. But I have a feeling it will be soon. Which makes it fun to watch Manabe walk pass Yuki and Haru and mumble bad things under his breath.

I been hanging out with Momiji, Tohru, Uo, and Hana. My only friends. Now that is sad. Real, real, sad. I am the only guy, I must be gay. Yea, Momiji is pretty much a girl, and he always talks about Tohru. . . so he is lesbian.

I grown to like Momiji, he is so. . . does not matter. He likes Tohru, and I'm about to be "confined".

But I'll enjoy the time I have on the "outside" while I can.

Momiji jumped on my back while I was walking home and says, "Kitten! Guess what?" He waited for an answer.

I gave in. "What?"

He squealed, "I have a date with Tohru-San! We are going to a movie, and we will get popcorn!" He then winked. "Maybe I will get a hug and a kiss from her, or maybe I'll tell her I love her, OR maybe all the above."

A pang of jealousy came through me, but I manage to say, "Good for you Momiji." God, I am gay, I must be. Because all I am thinking is how I can stop the date and kiss Momiji. I'm a gay perv. "What time?"

He gave a coy smile, "At 6 sharp I'm picking her up!"

"You live in the same house as her you twit!" Sometimes he does not make sence.

"So! I can still pick her up!!" He protest.

"Whatever" I threw him off my back.

"Aw, is Kitten jealous?" He teases me.

"Like I said, I am not gay!" That I think was a lie. . . but he does not need to know.

We walked the rest of the way home in complete silence. Which really did not bother me, or Momiji. He was to busy thinking about that airhead Tohru. Okay, she may be my friend but still!

When we got home Momiji hugged me and ran to his room. I went to the kitchen and got the milk, chugging it all down.

"Hey there silly Kitty."

Automatically I said, "It's Kitten." I sat down, and saw Haru. Damn it. It is still awkward between us, but I have to pretend we are friends. That all of this does not bug me. He loves another man. Yep, call me Gaylord!

"Ah, I see Kitten." He starts laughing. "Suits you."

I imminently flip him off.

"Hey, I'm sorry Kyo. . . I know this must be weird, but I really want us to be friends."

I crushed the milk carton, "Whatever."

Haru asks in a confuse tone, "So that means yes?"

"It means whatever."

"That makes no sence Kyo-Kun." He says while laughing.

I was about to yell at him when Yuki came into the room. "Haru, we need to speak. . . Kyo can you leave us?"

Haru looked confused, but I knew what he was going to do. I left the room to listen on the outside of the door.

"Haru. . . you such a kind guy, and I been having so much fun with you. . . but there is someone else. . ."

Haru's voice went weak. "But Yuki. . . I love you."

Yuki sighed and continues, "I know you do, but Haru we can still be friends like we were before this."

Yuki's words were familiar to Haru, he remembered he said that to Kyo, now he knows how hurt he was. "Okay Yuki, I understand if it is for the best of you then go do it. . ." No one said a word. . . "Who is it?"

"Manabe."

Haru says, "I hope you two can have fun with each other." I know he is trying to keep his cool and not go black.

"Thank you Haru." Yuki left the kitchen leaving Haru all alone. Wow, that brake-up went better then mine!

"Kyo. . . I know you are listening." I could tell he is depress.

I appeared in the kitchen. "Sorry Haru."

Haru wouldn't hear another word, he went crashing out of the house damaging the whole kitchen and bursting through all the doors. Say hello to Black Haru.

Shigure appeared, "How damaged my house?"

"Black Haru."

"Why is the whole world trying to destroy my house. Why?!" He said leaving the room to get drunk probably.

Wow, Black Haru sure tore this room apart. I feel sorry on the person he goes to see.


Where is that backstabber Yuki and his new lover?!

I will find them and beat the living pulp out of them both.

Hehe, maybe even rape that poor little Manabe in front of Yuki. It all depends on what I find them doing.

Spotting Yuki and Manabe at Yuki's secret base. They were holding hands, and is I had to make a guess Yuki was spouting out his love for him. Oh, this is going to be fun!

I yelled while running to Yuki, "YOU GAY LITTLE BASTARD!!"

Seeing me running to them scared Manabe, but Yuki was ready. "Haru calm down or I will have to take action."

"How can I calm down?! You spouted off things to me like love and all that bullshit!" I said throwing a punch at Yuki. He dodged it in a second.

"To be honest Haru, I only went out with you to torture Kyo. I actually to like Manabe more then I like you, he has a brain."

Manabe squealed, "Aw, you are to nice Yun-Yun!"

"Shut up you damn punk one more word out of you and it'll end your life" I threatened Manabe.

"Do not threaten my boyfriend Haru." Yuki said giving me a kick in that stomach that sent me flying up in the air.

BOOM! I can crashing down I stood up and said, "Sorry."

Yuki grabbed Manabe's hand and walked off, "Yea you should be you stupid cow." Manabe laughed at this. I am always getting laughed at or something. I should be used to it but I am not.

It always hurts hearing those words. Yuki was a great guy. . . +sigh+ time to go home. . . wait! Where is home?

Kyo now. . .


I was laying on my floor staring at the ceiling when. . .

I was laying on my floor staring at the ceiling when. . .

I was laying on my floor staring at the ceiling when. . .

"Kitten!" Momiji says barging into my room, without my permission.

"What did I say about just coming in here any damn time you please!"

"But I need your advice!"

"About?"

"My date with Tohru! How do I look? What should I do?"

"Why ask me?" I said sitting up

"Gay guys know best!" He said trying to hold back a giggle.

I throw a book at him, it hit him right in the face.

"Kyo-Kun throw a book at win!" He whined.

"Shut up you damn sissy, and listen to me." I waited for him to be quiet. . . once he was quiet he came to sit down by me. "Now your outfit looks. . . cute I guess I don't know, I am not that gay! For another thing you should act like a man. No girl wants to date a sissy man. If she did she would just go lesbian, right?"

Momiji tilted his head, "Um . . . right?"

"Good you are catching on. Now, you want to be a little romantic."

"How?"

"That's an easy one just look into her eyes, tell her how you feel for her, and just tell her what you told me. . . except the confiding part."

"What do you mean look into her eyes. I do that all the time don't I?'

I groaned, "Not in a romantic way!"

"Show me what you mean in a 'romantic way'" He moved a little closer to me.

"Okay first you lay your hand on her cheek, like this." I placed my hand on Momiji's cheek, his soft rosy cheek. I knew I was blushing. "Then, you move her a little closer to you, an inch from your lips." I moved him closer to me with the hand that was on his cheek. Our lips were now an inch apart. "Finally, you tell her anything you wanted to say, and being an inch apart makes a kiss a possible chance."

Momiji flushed a little and whispered, "Kitten, you are such a romantic I would have never guess."

I was staring at Momiji's lips, they looked soft and kissable! Oh, how I want to kiss him, but that would be bad. "I guess gay guys are just good at this."

He laughed a little. His laugh made me feel all fuzzy inside. . . great I am sound like a gay sissy! Temptation could not stop me, I went in for a kiss. Momiji was shocked by this, but he kissed me back. Without thinking I pull Momiji to my lap, still locked in a passionate kiss. The warmth of him could just melt me away, and I do not care how gay that sounds, this is Heaven.

Momiji pulled back from me. His hair was now messed up and his face redder than . . . well redder than the redest thing you can think of. He got up and did not say a word to me, and I did not say a word to him.

I just watched him shut the door.

Did I screw up?


I am not gay! No! That was just an accident! It was a mistake we were in a very romantic position. How am I going to tell Kyo this? Momiji Sohma is not gay!!

Tohru grabbed my hand and said, "You ready?"

I smiled brightly at her, "Sure thing Tohru!"

We walked out holding hands, avoiding Shigure's perv comments, and trying not to stare at Yuki and Manabe kissing each other on the kitchen counter. Let's hope kissing is all they do.

How will this date go? When I have Kyo-Kun on my mind like this. . .

I hope you enjoyed this chapter please review! Remember you are in Kyo's head or Momiji This is not what you are used to is it?

-Abusive Lover.