Me: Okay, so welcome to "Secrets About iCarly!'. Now I have a little announcement to make.
Spencer: Little! My apartment got burnt down.
Me: Spencer, that was your fault! Remember? You were baking cookies with your own recipe and it made the oven turn on fire.
Spencer: Oh yeah.
Me: But not to worry my dear readers the fire department said there was only slight damage to the apartment. But for now we're in my living room.
Sam: *from the kitchen* Your out of ham!
Me: Sam, get out of my fridge!
Freddie: I'll get her. *walks over to Sam. And drags her back to her seat.*
Me: Now as I was saying. This is my lovely home. It will be temporary so just for this chapter. Alright, so a lot of you sent in dare and questions. And you all deserve a cookie. But you can't have one because Spencer burnt them all!
Spencer: Well!
Me: The first questions are for Freddie and Sam, by VampireGurlxox. She writes, Sam do you have a crush of Freddie? Freddie do you have a crush on Sam?
Sam: I am not going to say.
Freddie: Me neither.
Me: Do you two want to end up in the 'soft room'?
Seddie: No. *scared*
Me: Then I suggest you two answer the question.
Sam: Yeah….well….I guess Freddie is less of a dork nowadays. So my answer is yes.
Me: Great! Freddie?
Freddie: Well sometimes Sam can be annoying but she turned out to be really cool. So my answer is yes.
Me: Wonderful. Thank-you very much VampireGurlxox! Now here is dare from a girl named Tiffany. She dares Sam and Freddie to now tell each other that they love one another.
Freddie: Alright if it will make you happy, I'll do it. Sam, I lo-lo-lo-*I slap him on the back*-love you.
Sam: Fine, whatever. Freddie I love you too.
Me: Aww!
Sam: Can it, Alex!
Me: Okay, now here is a dare for Ms. Benson and Spencer from a girl named Kat.
She writes, I dare Spencer and Mrs. Benson to have a pillow fight.
Spencer: Where are we supposed to go?
Me: Well, go in to the basement. There will be pillows waiting for you.
*Spencer and Mrs. B leave*
Me: Okay so how about we see how they are doing. Richard!
Richard: Yeah?
Me: Please hand me the remote to turn on my TV please.
Richard: Here.
Me: Thank You. *turns on TV.*
*below is what is going on in my basement*
Mrs. B: *hit*. Spencer, *hit* stop *hit* hitting *hit* me.
Spencer: *hit*. No.
*back in my living room*
Me: Richard, go and bring them back here.
Richard: On it!
*Spencer and Mrs. B come back*
Me: To continue I have a dare for Carly and Gibby from SEDDIELOVER. They write, I dare Cibby-that means Carly and Gibby- to kiss.
*Cibby kisses*
Me: Okay, now from SEDDIELOVER is a question for Spencer. They ask, 'Spencer what do you think of Carly and Gibby dating?'
Spencer: Well considering that I dated Gibby's mom, I don't want Gibby kissing my little sister.
Carly: Spencer! I happen to like Gibby!
Me: Continuing on. Sorry we're cut for time. But now here is a group dare from SEDDIELOVER. They dare, 'I dare everybody to have a boys vs. girls pillow fight. If the girls lose Sam has to make out Freddie. If the boys lose Freddie has to make out with Sam. Okay now everybody get downstairs! *everybody leaves*
Now let's watch them on the TV!
*on TV* (I will be narrating)
Me: Oh no Carly just got pushed down. Now Sam and Freddie are battling it out in the middle of the mat! Spencer is beating Mrs. Benson to the ground!
*turns off TV*
Me: Richard!
Richard: Yeah?
Me: Go get everybody from downstairs and tell them that Sam won.
Richard: On it!
*the cast come back*
Me: Hey everyone, so since Sam won it is time to announce the second part of the challenge! Sam has to make out with Freddie! For about 30 minutes.
*Seddie starts to make out*
Me: In the mean time how about we go for a commercial break!
*commercial break*
Me: And we're back! And in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and stop!
*Seddie stops kissing*
Me: Well that's all we have time for on 'Secret's About iCarly!'
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