A/n: So I've just dreamt that I become a flying Cheeseburger. Good dreams or nightmare? Anyway, sorry for the late update guys. But anyway, please enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything…even the tips.

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CHAPTER FOUR

After we arrived at Granpa's mansion, my raven haired cousin dragged me to her room to start my so-called 'transformation.'

"What are you, my fairy godmother?" I asked in disgust.

She smacked my head so hard earning a groan from me, "Just shut up, and let's start!"

"Yes, fairy grandmother," I murmured.

"What's that?" she asked.

"Nothing."

I started to whine when I noticed that she was holding the 'book' that she bought for me. What's the title again? Uh yeah…

'How to Pretend to be a Girl'

"Good! Then let's start!"

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Step number One

Take a good care of your skin, nails, and hair for as long as possible beforehand. If you have time, grow your hair out. If not, wear a good quality wig. Moisture your skin very heavily.

"Xion, I can just wear a wig you know?!" I screamed.

This was really painful. Whoever made this damn hair straightener, I would love to strangle him right now!

"It would be noticeable and suspicious when you wear a wig, I'm sure you won't like that," she said as she continued to tug another precious spike of mine.

Yes, Xion was carelessly pulling my hair out and…what's that? Oh my Glob! Why it was so hot? She wasn't burning my hair, right? B-but…but

"STOP BURNING MY HAIR, YOU TWERP!"

"I'm not burning your hair, man. And please, stop shifting your head from side to side!"

How could I not move with this hell of torture?! I've been growing my hair since I was ten to make amazing spikes and now, everything turned to be a waste. Because of that… because of th—Ouch!

She started to pull my hair again.

"Xion, it hurts! Stop pulling it!"

"Stop whining!" Xion yelled out to me. She pulled at another spike harder.

"Ouch, are you trying to rip my hair off?!"

She slapped me across the face, causing a red mark on my cheek. Geez, I was slapped twice now. First that bitchy red-haired and now my devil cousin, another slap then my cheek would turn violet and I wouldn't like that, leaving me no choice but to endured all the pain she was putting me through.

"Sora, damnit! I have to pull your hair to straighten it! Now stop whining like a bitch!"

I stomped my foot in irritation as she continued to pull and burn my hair.

Pull + Burn = Ouch!

.

"Wow, I never thought that you're hair is this long."

My eyes started to tear up as I looked at my reflection on the mirror. My treasured spikes were gone now. My cool hairdo turned into horrible one.

"Xion, what have you done?" I murmured.

"Is having a shoulder-length hair is good?" she asked innocently.

"GIVE ME BACK MY SPIKES!"

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Step number Two

Shave everything. Your face, your legs, your feet, your chest, your arms, everything. As soon as you're done shaving, put on some more lotion.

"Done shaving?" Xion asked.

"Yeah," I grumbled.

She looked at the book and walked towards her drawer rummaging it.

"Here," she threw me a white container.

"What's this bottle?" I asked.

"Lotion, duh!"

The what? "But Xion!"

"Want me to shave your eyebrow?" she threatened.

I covered my eyebrows immediately, hiding it from her, "Why it seems like you're the boss now?"

"When did you become the boss?" Xion scoffed.

I marched towards her bed with the bottle of lotion while muttering unnecessary words.

I glared at the bottle and vent my anger onto it by squeezing it hard.

"SORA THE LOTION IS SPILLING!"

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Step number Three3

Tuck your penis. As gross as it may sound, it's a necessary and evil step. Even if you're uncomfortable with the idea of wearing panties, one or two pairs of normal cotton panties are the best things to wear over a tucked penis in order to pass well. One pair of normal panties covered by a pair of cotton boyshort panties is the best combination.

"Xion, do I really have to wear this?"

"Of course, you wore that already, right? So I'm sure that you can wear it again without passing out. You can get used to it after a week or so."

"But Xion, can you lend me a blue one?"

"You don't like that?"

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT'S PINK!"

"But, majority of girls prefer the pink one."

"I AM NOT A GIRL!"

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Step number Four

Find a bra that fits without being too tight. This can be difficult if you're a bulky or muscular guy. Once you find one that fits, hold off the urge to stuff the bra until after you've got a shirt on.

"Good thing, you're not muscular!"

I grumbled, "Compliment or an insult?"

"You choose."

I just ignored her. The thing that was bothering me now is: How girls can manage to clasp their brassiere?

"Come on, let me help you," I thought it would take too long to clasp the bra, when not even a minute had passed; Xion was already in front of me.

She drew her head back and laughed so hard.

"What's so funny?"

"Y-you're like a f-flat chested girl."

"I AM NOT A GIRL!"

I marched towards the whole-body mirror and examined myself.

Three

Two

One

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The last thing I felt was the cold floor against my body.

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Step number Five

Get dressed. If possible, avoid low-cut or thin-strapped shirts. The less skin you can show, the better (unless of course you're extremely feminine, in which case, go for it!) If you want to wear a skirt, wear tights or leggings. Add shoes that show as little skin as possible.

"It said that 'the less skin you can show, the better', then why am I going to wear that tight shirt with that extra short pants?"

"Sora…just admit it, okay? You're body is similar to a girl who doesn't reach her puberty yet…got it?"

"STOP INSULTING ME!"

She raised her hands in teasing way, "Just stating a fact, man!"

"You should just say that I am lanky."

"Yehey! He finally admits it!"

"But still, I don't want to wear this!"

"You choose then, this or a dress?"

I gulped. I looked at the shirt and pants, it looks less girly than the dress so, "Just give me that."

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Step number Six

Stuff your bra. A good pair of clean socks for each side is a good place to start; they'll easily stay in whatever position you put them in. Resist the urge to go too big.

"Some girls have flat chest, right? I think I don't have to stuff some socks."

"Then, some girls would be intrigued why you're boobs are so flat and as hard as a wood?"

I sighed in disappointment, "Then give me 10 pairs!"

"Sure!"

.

"Sora, you have stuffed so many!"

"What?" I looked at my chest making my jaw dropped.

"Gawd, you're not a flat chested anymore, you're now a girl who has G-cup!"

"XION REMOVED ALL OF THESE!"

Xion started to remove the socks, until 5 pairs were left.

"Now, we have the same size!"

"You don't have to broadcast it."

"But it's true!"

I rolled my eyes and scratched my head. When I remembered something, "Uhhm Xion, while I was stuffing these socks, I could smell something…something I know people wouldn't want to smell…and I guess, it came from the socks…so I'm just wondering, where did you get these socks?"

She put a finger on her chin as if thinking for an answer, when someone knocked on the door and opened it revealing one of the maids, "Mistress Xion, uhmm…this may sound weird but, have you seen Master Ansem's socks? I placed it on a container to laundry it when suddenly it just disappeared. So I was hoping that you have seen it somewhere. It has been used for three days and I haven't laundry it since then, plus I know that it smells horrible now, and I don't want its aroma to spread around the mansion."

So that's where the socks came from, "XIIIIIOOOOONNNNNN!"

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Step number Seven

Accessorize. Earrings, necklaces, a handbag, jewelry, makeup. Go all out. After all, how often do you get this chance?

"I don't think earrings would be good, my ears aren't pierced."

Then she smirked, "Have you ever watched the movie 'Parent Trap'?"

I suddenly became nervous, "Uuhmm...not yet?"

She shrugged, "Doesn't matter. Just lay on the bed, and I'll be right back."

I shakily made my way towards the bed and laid there like she said. After a while, I heard the door had been opened, and felt the bed shifted.

I raised my brows in confusion as I stared at my cousin who was holding a sliced apple.

"What are you going to do with that apple?"

"Uuhhmm…to pierce your ears."

I chortled, "Apple, to pierce my ears?"

I thought, I underestimated her as she smirked again, and pulled out a needle!

"U-uhhmm…X-xion?"

"Don't worry it won't hurt."

"B-but!"

"You even laughed at it, right?"

"I-I t-thought—"I felt her placed the sliced apple behind my ear, making me oh-so very nervous and shook in terror.

"Just close your eyes and say 'Apple'," she ordered.

I shut my eyes tight and hugged the pillow like begging it for my dear life.

I could felt the cold needle above my earlobe. She wasn't going to stab it right?

"One –inhale- Two-exhale-Three-exhale-."

"A-ppppAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh!"

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"Gawd, Sora! You're so smexy!" my cousin started to jump up and down, looking at me adoringly, which annoyed me so much!

After 5 hours of transformation and practicing 'female mannerism', I stood there, staring at myself on the mirror before me. But, was it really me, the one who was staring back? Goodness, as painful as it sounded, I really looked like a girl. It was like a witch cast a spell on me and turned me into one.

Everything had been different, starting from my head to my toe. I made a face, being spiky haired had been my trademark ever since I was a child and now, those spikes were gone, and it was replaced with a shoulder-length hair. My ears were also pierced, and had earrings on it. Pink lipstick on my lips, my body was clad in jean short and tight shirt, smoother skin, had plumps on my chest, and my nails were also painted!

"Stop saying things, twerp!" Come on! I am a guy! A guy!

She shook her head in disapproving way, "From now on, you must be used to people who are complimenting you, Sora. Especially, you're a transfer student and the grandson…I mean granddaughter of the founder of the school, it will trigger the students to check your features, status etc. So, be familiar with the compliments and attention, especially those came from…guys. You name it."

She had a point there, since I was the granddaughter of the owner of their school, I would be the center of attraction or the main issue of the school. Girls were going to persuade me to join their club and blah blah. And g-guys…what the nuts?! I couldn't stand it if a guy would give me that hungry look! And wolf whistle? Imagining that Riku was giving me that look…then—then shit!

"Sora you're sweating!"

I ignored her.

"Woah! Don't tell me that you're thinking about guys?" she chortled. "M-my God! My cousin is a gay!"

"SHUT UP! I AM NOT A GAY!"

She continued chuckling as she flipped the pages of the 'book' until she reached the "Tip" part.

"If you feel there is something deeper inside than just wanting to pretend to be a girl, try considering there is a possibility that you might be transgendered." She read and gave me that look.

A scoff came out from my mouth, "As if that would happen."

Then a knock came from the door cutting our conversation. I had the urge to hide under the bed when it slammed open revealing Grandpa.

"So, are you kids do—Sora?" he blinked his eyes.

Grandpa slowly approached closed the door and slowly approached us—I mean me.

He walked around me in a circle way, completely in awe.

Then he did something unexpected enough to make our jaws dropped Grandpa squealed making us cringed and bounced up and down like a little girl who saw a Barbie doll. His eyes turned into hearts as he gazed at me. IT WAS CREEPY.

"Oh my Sora, You are so cute!"

Much to my horror, grandpa glomped me. Gawd! It was so hard to breath, with his big arms squeezing me so tightly! Ahhh! I thought I was gonna lose my soul.

"X-xion…he-help…"

"You look like my Aerith when she was at this age!"

"G-grandpa…I-I c-can't b-breath!"

I could hear Xion laughing beside us.

Finally, after seemed like forever grandpa let go of me and cleared his throat. He composed his self and looked at us as if nothing happened.

"Oh!" Xion stated. I rolled my eyes when she grinned proudly while looking at grandpa and gestured him to sat on her bed. "Grandfather, after four—"

"Five," I corrected.

She glared at me 'shut up', "…Five hours of spending my time to transform my dearest cousin into a wonderful lady, finally—"

"Xion, cut the crap!"

"…from Sora Nathaniel Gainsborough-Fair. Let's welcome, Skye Natasha Gainsborough-Fair!"

Then grandpa stood up and clapped his hands proudly. Xion nudge me "Wave," she whispered, "Your audiences are giving you a standing obation."

I looked at her weirdly and wave awkwardly while smiling at my 'audiences'.

"Bravo! Bravo!" Grandpa cheered

I sighed. What a long day.

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(HER)

"Do you think she'll like this?" I asked my sister while looking around her room. Everything was Pink: The bed sheet, the pillow case, the closet, the door and even the wallpaper. Well, it wasn't my idea to make her room pink because it wasn't the best color for me. It was my best friend's idea. Actually it wasn't Xion's either but if we analyzed it…it was her idea…yes her, Skye!

After having our lunch, Namine and I went to the nearest hardware to buy a wallpaper for Skye's bedroom. I remembered having an argument with her whether to buy the pink one or the blue one, that's why we ended up dialing my bubbly bestfriend's number to ask about her cousin's favorite color.

"Oh, Skye's favorite color? Goodness! Thank you for asking that, well…uhmm…my cousin's favorite color is pink…I remembered giving her a blue t-shirt on her 7th birthday, I really hoped that she would like it, but much to my disappointment she yelled at me and stomped her foot madly because she didn't like the t-shirt because it was blue…she said that I should give her a pink one. Weird as it sounds, my cousin doesn't like things that aren't pink…she wanted everything to be pink, especially her dress, her shoes, and her room. If only she's allowed to dye her hair pink…then she will really dye it! But her mother said no. Anyway, make sure that her room is as pink as Mr. Marluxia's hair, okay!" Was it only me or Xion was really emphasizing the word Pink on the phone? Oh well, following her likings, we left the store with a pink wallpaper on our hands.

"Of course, Xion said that Skye's favorite color is pink, right? So I am 100 percent sure that she would love her room. I'm actually imagining her jumping up and down while saying 'This is the best Kairi' and thanking you again and again," Namine grinned at me.

I smiled at her, "I really hope so."

Namine glanced at her watch and gasped, "Oh! It's already 7! Goodness, we didn't notice the time for we are so busy doing Skye's room."

I glanced at the wall clock (take note: the wall clock was also pink) she's right, we forgot about the time.

"I think I should go now to my dorm. Selphie was probably looking for me already," I followed her to the living room and saw her grabbed her shoulder bag, "Call me later, sis," She pecked me on the cheek and went to entrance door. "Goodnight!"

I stared blankly on the door, "So…what now?"

I roamed my eyes around the dorm and smiled, 'everything was clean'. I looked at myself…Goodness! I smelled like—well maybe she's going too arrived around eight, so I still had time to take a warm bath.

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(HIM)

"So, where did you get that name?" I asked my cousin who was busy scanning her cellphone.

She flipped her phone shut and grinned at me, "Translating your name."

I quirked a brow, "Sora means sky, right?"

She nodded, "Yup! But your name spelled like this S-K-Y-E."

I rolled my eyes, "Whatever."

"Well, I have a nickname for you."

"What is it?"

"Skyeisha!"

"Huh?"

"Hmmm…your second name is Natasha, right? Then if you combined Skye and Natasha then it would be 'Skyeisha'!" she beamed.

"Just Skye is enough, less girly the better," I stated.

She shrugged, "Okay, Skye it is."

I sighed and looked at the limo's window; I could see my reflection staring back at me. Another sigh came out from my mouth. Starting from now, I should get used to seeing my new image. Well, it's not that I would be like this forever, it would only take months. Then after that, Skye would disappear and Sora would return again.

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My mouth hung open the moment my feet landed on the ground. I roamed my eyes around Grandpa's school—Wise Academy Boarding School. It was awesome.

"That 13 storey building in front of us is the main building. The classrooms are located in there, the offices and the faculty room," Xion said behind me.

I nodded my head slowly.

"So, where are the dorms?"

"The dormitories were divided into two: The West wing and the East wing," she said as she pointed the two ten-floor buildings on the left and the right side of the main building, "The West wing are for the boys and the East wing are for the girls."

"I see," I said.

She yawned, "I think I should send you to your dorm now. Lets' continue this tour tomorrow, kay? I'm sleepy."

"Okay." I answered and we started our way to the East wing.

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I glanced at the silver plate number attached on the metal door. E-205 it said. I looked at Xion, "So this is my room?"

She nodded her head in delight. I could see her eyes sparkling in excitement. Excited huh?

I raised a brow and looked at her doubtfully, "Did you plant an evil scheme in there?"

She shook her head frantically, "What are you talking about?" she cleared her throat nervously, "A-anyway, y-your r-dormmate is probably waiting for you."

"Aren't you going to come in?"

"Nah, I'm tired…maybe tomorrow, since its Sunday."

"Where is your dorm?"

"Tenth floor."

"Do you have a dorm mate?"

"None."

"Unfair." I grunted.

She grinned in a teasing way,"That's what you got for being bad."

"What do you mean?"

The she smirked, "Nevermind."

I rolled my eyes.

"Then I'm off! Tata! Say my regards to Kairi!"

I watched her scampered towards the elevator.

Wait what?

'Say my regards to Kairi'

'to Kairi!'

"..Kairi!"

Have I heard that name somewhere before?

Then a flash of red occurred to my head.

Could it be?

I laughed it off, "Nah, that's impossible."

Using my right hand, I fished out something on my pocket—the keycard and swipe it on the door lock. A 'beep' sound came from the reader signaling that the door was already unlocked.

I opened it slowly and entered. I raised my brow in confusion, it was so silent. Where was she? I sighed. Maybe she's out. Dropping my bags on the floor, I made my little tour around the dorm. So, there's a small living room, a kitchen, one bathroom and two bedrooms. The walls were painted in white and I could say that the whole dorm was clean and not stinky too. I was about to open my bedroom door when I felt something that needed to come out from my 'lower region'. GLOB I HAVE TO PEE! I ran toward the bathroom.

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There was one thing that was on my mind the moment I opened that stupid door.

A flash of red.

'History repeats itself'

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A/N: Whew, so I only have few days left before school starts. Wish me luck guys!

Anyway, please read and review!XD Your review makes my hopes high…

Replies:

Levi-chan: Onee-san sorry… I didn't send this chapter to you to edit it…it's just I don't want to stress you so early after your vacation…I know you're still tired. So please don't be mad. Promise, I'll send the next chapter to you after it's done, kay? And thank you for the cheeseburger! XD thanks for the your Pink idea…XD I hope you enjoyed this one.

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