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"Well I really didn't want to let it all come out this way and tell the whole school is but the thing is Lauren: you're right of course. I haven't asked anyone yet as I don't want to ask a guy I'd rather ask a girl!" Alice spoke with a hint of sadness. Then she turned and winked at us, it was all fake to wind Lauren up of course!

"Oh: I'm always right!" Lauren said confidently. The people around us were now starting to laugh.

"So the thing is: Bella, Will you go with me to the dance?" I decided to play along.

"Of course I will!" She hugged me. By now the whole canteen was laughing at Lauren's face. Emmett's laughter was louder than the rest of them.

"Wow that's really odd: I'm going now.. " With that Lauren ran away! Some of the girls that had been surrounding Edward left with her- as if she was their leader or something. Alice turned back to the audience (as it now was) and said:

"For the record guys: I'm completely straight as is Bella.." She shot me a questioning glance and I nodded quickly and very hard. "And we are not going together to the dance. Just in case anyone is quite as dumb as Lauren!" Everyone laughed and Edward smirked and walked over to us.

"Edward." Alice smiled at him. Rosalie glared. Emmett grinned and Jasper looked around at Rosalie and tried to get her to smile. It of course didn't work.

"Hey Al, Jazz, Rosalie, Emmett." He stared at me for a while. "Bella was it?"

"Yeah."

"Nice little show there you had Alice." He smiled crookedly at her. Wow he was hawt!

"Thank you! It wasn't prepared or anything. Hope you don't mind that I embarrassed one of your little groupies!" She smirked and he groaned.

"You know I never asked for that!"

"It's part of the job Eddie boy!" Emmett slapped him on the back as he said that.

"Would you not call me Eddie!"

"Whatever Edwerido." Edward growled.

"Guys.." Jasper warned. He seemed to be the peace keeper around here. At that moment the bell went.

"Saved by the bell!" Rosalie smiled lightly. "I'm off to English. You guys?"

"Snap!" Emmett grinned.

"Biology." Jasper sighed.

" Chemistry." Alice groaned.

"Math." I liked maths. I was one thing that I could hurt myself doing.

"You know what? Me too!" Edward gave me that crooked grin. I wasn't drooling was I? I hoped not..

"If we don't want detentions we had better get a move on!" Jasper said. And we did.

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