Yeah, I'm back with another update. Honestly, at the moment, I could care less. Let's just say that I'm not myself, but hopefully the humor in this story will cheer me up... So, thanks to the readers who truly support this story and take it as something sweet and lighthearted. It's not meant to offend or upset, but simply to amuse. Enjoy!

"Will you get off me, you dirty pervert!" Jou tried to push him, but failed. Kaiba rolled his eyes and pulled out of the blond before moving as far away as he could. In the back of his mind, a voice spoke:"Please, you know you like him. You're just afraid to admit it." Kaiba shook his head. Even better, now he was hearing voices. As if this day could get any worse. Jou pulled up his pants. He let out a little whimper as he moved, feeling the pain in his backside start to kick in.

Jou woke up to the sun coming in through his window. His head seriously hurt at the moment. He thought back to the night before. After he and Kaiba had found themselves having sex with each other, which Jou hadn't fully figured out yet, the CEO had brought him home, pretty much kicking him out of the limousine. If Jou had had his way, he would have taken up residence in Kaiba's limousine just to annoy him until he got an answer as to why he had woken up with the bastard literally inside of him. Jou shook his head and sighed. So then why did something about it feel... right? That thought scared the blond, and he quickly shook it from his head. As he noticed something out of the corner of his eye, Katsuya jumped about a mile into the air with a loud 'eep'. Next to him sat a spirit type thingy that was transparent and looked very much like him.

"Am I dead?" Jono giggled a bit.

"No Jou. You're not dead. I'm your past self." Jou blinked and thought for a moment.

"You're not wearing the clothes I wore yesterday." Jono laughed hard now.

"No no no. From another life. Back in Ancient Egypt."

"Ooooh." Jou chuckled. "Uh, sorry." The other shook his head and smiled again.

"Did you dream about him?"

"Uh... Big Bird?" Jono facepalmed now.

"No. Our master."

"Master! I don't have a master!" Jono looked taken aback by that. What did the Pharaoh say that he was called.

"Seto Kaiba? Did you dream about Seto Kaiba?" Jou thought for a moment and his eyes widened to the size of saucers as he realized that he had.

"Uh, no... Why did you call him my master?" Suddenly flashbacks of Kaiba telling him to bow down to his master flashed in Jou's mind, but he shook them away. Jono gave a knowing smirk, but it was gone within a millisecond. He laid on his stomach on Jou's bed and looked out the window, tilting his head a bit. Jou thought of a question to ask Jono, and he turned the other with curiosity written on his face.

"How did you and... your master get here?" Jono placed his index finger on his chin, looking up at the ceiling as he thought.

"Well, Master was taking me through his temple. We argued over whether or not it was a good idea for a couple of weeks, but ultimately, he won. He said he had something to show me, something that reminded him of my eyes. We walked through the place for a few minutes before coming across these two little stones. All he told me about them was that they are called Switching Stones, and that there was a story behind them. He was going to tell me more, but the next thing we knew, we woke up in your class. Your friends... don't really seem surprised." Jou shrugged.

"They're so used to these things that sometimes it takes a day or two for the full impact of the situation to hit them." And in that moment, Jounouchi Katsuya sounded the smartest that he ever would. He turned back to Jono, cocking his head a bit.

"Why do you call that man your master anyways?" Jono sighed.

"It's a long story... I am not actually from Egypt. I hail from Rome. I was the prince there. My mother and father died at a young age, and my uncle took care of me. Of course, as you may know, things like that always go awry." Only one word Jou didn't really understand so far. Perhaps he was getting smarter.

"Awry?"

"In a word, wrong. My uncle, as is often the case, was power hungry. One night, he told me that a friend was waiting outside for me. It was abnormal for a friend of mine to arrive at such an hour, but I believed my uncle. I trusted him. You wouldn't believe my surprise when I saw a person I did not recognize. Of course, I tried to run. However, I did not realize I was surrounded. I was encircled with men who had been summoned to take me away. I didn't back down though. I fought. I tasted flesh several times that night, my heart pounding, fear taking me over as I bit, scratched, and kicked to try and get away. One of the men came up behind me and knocked me out with a blow to the head. A yelp of surprise was emitted before I fell to the ground unconscious."

"Emitted?"

"Let out."

"Oh..."

"Anyways, I became a slave from there. Until 16, I was used for labor. At 16, I was brought to Egypt with several other slaves. We were offerings for the High Priest Seth. He could have all of us, or pick as many as he liked. He only chose one though: Me. It took some time for me to become comfortable around him, never knowing what to expect. It was not until recently that I realized that he is as in love with me as I am with him."

Jou listened, his expression changing a few times from happy to sad, and back to happy. The story ended with him smiling awkwardly. Was this going to be an indicator of his love life? If so, he preferred it be nonexistent. The blond sighed a bit as he thought about having woken up with Seto Kaiba during sex the other night. His first time... he didn't really care. Why should it matter anyways? What bothered him was who he had woken up to. Kaiba had seemed just as surprised, so had it been planned by their past selves? Jou almost wished he was smart enough to come up with a plan like that... almost. Though he wasn't really sure he would want to be able to possess his future or past self.

"Jono, I want you to answer a question, and be honest with me. Why did you and your master make me and Kaiba have sex?" Jono was surprised by the question. His future self certainly didn't know the meaning of the word subtlety.

"Well, to be honest... it's hard for Master and I to be apart for long periods of time. At this very moment, I am missing him, and I am sure that he is missing me just as much. I'm impressed that you figured it out so quickly."

Kaiba had gone home directly after dropping of the idiot mutt. He had been quick to exit the car and enter the mansion. Apparently, Mokuba was over a friend's tonight, which worked well for him. It was still early, but he felt like passing out. Once he made it to his room, this was precisely what he did, not even having changed his clothes. Now he woke with a slight headache, and next to him... Was this for real? Kaiba stared for a moment as the sight before him processed. Next to him sat a rather tanned version of himself, smirking as he looked at the CEO. Kaiba groaned and turned over, collapsing back on the bed with a pillow over his head. Seth chuckled as he looked at the CEO's back, then poked it until finally he received an irritated groan.

"What do you want! Haven't I dealt with you enough?" Kaiba yelled at his past self as he lifted the pillow and turned his head. Seth shrugged.

"Apparently not, seeing as I'm here." He received an irritated glare from his future self.

"Damn, you're irritating."

"And you're just as bad as I am," Seth replied in a smug tone.

"No shit Sherlock," he replied sarcastically, making his past self laugh. "It's almost hard to believe that I was a priest in a past life."

"Believe it. And I'm just as intelligent as you are."

"Whatever you say," Kaiba just rolled his eyes.

"So... Puppy, huh?" Kaiba looked up, a strange expression on his face.

"What the hell are you babbling about?"

"Uh, the fact that I had never once in knowing Jono called him puppy until my spirit claimed possession of your body yesterday."

Kaiba put his head back under the pillow, not wanting to deal with this right now. Seth shrugged and stared out the window, not saying another word. Seto was suddenly lost in thought. What had happened last night. He had already figured out why he had been in the limousine screwing Jounouchi. That much was obvious. Now his thoughts traveled to the Yamis and Hikaris. Had anything like this ever happened to them? For some reason, the brunet doubted it. So why was this happening to him, and worse, the mutt.

"Wait, why is that worse?" Seth smirked as he watched his future self. He knew precisely what was going through the other teen's mind, and, to be honest, the priest found it rather amusing. At least spending time with this incarnation of himself, cynical as he was, would help with Seth's loneliness and longing for his lover. Honestly, he was surprised that Kaiba and Jou hadn't felt the same longing, as souls like theirs were bonded for eternity.

"So, how did you and the idiot get here anyways?" If looks could kill, Kaiba would have died in that moment. Seth gave him a glare far more hostile than Seto could ever dream of mustering, and he was the king of all deadly glares. Now he knew where he got it from.

"That idiot is my lover, and you will address him respectfully, or I will see to it that your life becomes a living hell."

"Too late," the brunet muttered. "Fine then. Was Jono his name? How did you two end up here anyways."

"Well, I was showing Jono these two gems known as the Switching Stones." Kaiba listened intently as the priest shot into an explanation.

So this story has received great feedback overall from my readers, and I would love to hear more from you guys. Feel free to leave a review, and be sure to read the Author's Note before Chapter 3 in case there's anything bothering you. :) Thanks to all reviewers, and everyone who adds this as a favorite and/or story alert!