The Awkward Encounters of New Directions and Blaine
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A series of one shots: Kick Your Ass
Note: this isn't so much awkward with new directions…more like badass Blaine…and then major awkwardness, but it's still lots of fun!
Kurt and Blaine were walking from school towards the football field with the girls to wait for the boys to finish up football. They had all planned a movie day at Kurt's house, and this time Kurt and Blaine were going to make sure things stayed at a G rating.
After what happened the last time it had taken almost a week for the girls to look at the two boys without giggling, and Finn still had a hard time looking at Kurt without wanting to immediately hide.
Puck was still making fun of them for it.
"Hey lady lips!"
They turned to see Karofsky and Azimo looking over at them, smirking. "That your boyfriend Hummel?"
Blaine stepped in front of Kurt, clearly pissed off. "Yes, do you have a problem with that you neanderthals?"
"Blaine," Kurt hissed, "Don't bother with them. I would like to take you home in one piece! I like having you as my boyfriend and really want to keep it that way."
Even the girls looked nervous. "Yeah Blaine, back off, they aren't one's to play fair."
Blaine acted as though he didn't hear them, crossing his arms in front of his chest. He continued to glare at the two jerks, taking a few steps forward. "I asked you a question. Do. You. Have. A. Problem?"
Karofsky and Azimo just laughed. "Looks like the hobbit wants to pick a fight." They turned back to Kurt. "What about you Lady? You wanna join him in the dumpster? Bet we could still fit your girlie self back inside your locker! Or we could just shove you back in the closet where you belong Lady!"
"Don't call him that!" Blaine growled out. "Kurt is more of a man than you'll ever be. Real men don't have to go around putting other people down just because they're really insecure little girls!"
Karofsky and Azimo weren't laughing now. "What did you say to us fag?"
Kurt pulled at Blaine's sleeve. "Blaine let's just go. They're not worth it."
"I am sick of these guys pushing you around," Blaine said, glancing at Kurt. "I am tired of this school not doing anything for you because of some stupid prejudice these assholes have. And I am done with people not treating you with respect for being the incredible and amazing person that you are."
Normally all the girls would smile and "aw" at Blaine amazing ability to be perfectly dapper at even the most tense of times but at that moment Karofsky shoved Blaine. And he shoved him hard.
Blaine fell back against the cement while Karofsky and Azimo just laughed.
"You have to stop this!" Kurt yelled, pulling Blaine up. "This isn't-"
"Just shut the hell up fag!" Azimo barked. "No one wants you spreading your fairy dust. You and your lady boy toy are nothing but freaks."
"That is it!" Blaine hissed, and he jumped forward.
The next second Blaine had both Azimo and Karofsky pinned against the wall, both their arms twisted up behind their backs.
"Oh my god…"Quinn muttered.
"Apologize to Kurt!" Blaine snapped. He pushed their arms up higher, twisting them sharply. They both yelped. "I mean it! Apologize to my boyfriend right now!"
"Sorry," they both hissed out against the pain.
Blaine dropped their arms. Both of them stumbled off to the side looking both scared and confused. Even the girls looked at Blaine oddly. Both Azimo and Karofsky were twice his size. How the hell did he pull that off?
Blaine walked over to Kurt, smiling. "Ready to go get the rest of the guys love?" Karofsky and Azimo took off, no doubt to recover from getting their jock asses kicked by a hobbit who was about half their weight.
Kurt smirked at him. "I thought you said your martial arts were only supposed to be used for the greater good?"
Blaine laughed, grabbing Kurt's hand and steering him towards the field. "Kurt, love, you're the greatest good there is in the world. And don't ever forget it."
Kurt laughed while the girls exchanged smiles. No one was more perfect for Kurt than Blaine.
"Hey guys!" Finn called out. "What's with the love fest?" he asked, gesturing to Kurt and Blaine who, if it were possible, were staring at each other with even more adorable goopy love than usual.
"Yeah," Puck said. "What's with Hummel and hobbit?"
"Blaine just totally made an ass out of Azimo and Karofsky," Santana said, looking at Blaine, impressed. "And then he totally did what you guys couldn't and still managed to keep violence romantic."
Blaine shrugged. "What can I say? I'm a man of many talents."
"So," Sam said, "Blaine can totally kick ass?"
"I took martial arts at my dad's request after my last public school experience went downhill," Blaine explained, shrugging like it was no big deal. "And I have to say it's come in handy," he smiled, pulling Kurt in close and kissing him on the top of his head.
"So wait…" Puck said, looking totally confused. "Blaine can kick ass, treats Kurt like a Queen, no offense Kurt," he added.
"None taken," said Kurt.
"Not to mention Blaine totally shows us up on a daily basis," Puck continued, gesturing to all the guys, "And Hummel stills has a leash and collar on hobbit in bed? I mean Blaine is mister Romeo and Hummel still get's to be the master sex god and tops during sex?"
Kurt face palmed while Blaine turned red as a fire truck. The girls broke out into a fit of giggles while Santana muttered, "Wanky."
Brittany tugged on Kurt's sleeve. "But Kurt," she whispered looking confused, "You said Blaine only called you master that one time?"
Everyone's jaws dropped while Blaine was literally trying to shrink into Kurt. Kurt turned to Brittany. "That was private Brit!" Kurt hissed.
But Brittany still looked confused. "And you said you only used the leash and collar on Blaine for special occasions, or only if Blaine's been really bad."
Puck burst out laughing while the girls stared at Kurt in shock, and, in Santana's case, extreme sexual interest.
Kurt glanced at Blaine who looked like he would never talk again. "Great guys," Kurt sighed, pulling Blaine's hand and leading him towards the parking lot, "You broke my boyfriend!"
"Isn't that you're job Hummel!" Puck called after them.
"So Brit," Santana began, "What else can you tell us about the sexy lives of Kurt and Blaine?"
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