Ed the phone sex guy
Chick: What color hair do you have?
Ed: It's kinda golden
Chick: What color eyes?
Ed: Uh...kinda goldenish
Chick: Tell me that I'm sexy
Ed: Uhhh...I thought old men without girlfriends were the only ones who did this
Chick: You still haven't said it
Ed: Your sexy...
Chick: Have more enthusiasm
Ed: Umm...okay...you are soooo sexy
Chick: What color is your g-string
Ed: I'm not wearing a g...who is this? Your voice sounds oddly familiar.
Chick: Uhh...bye Ed
Ed: Was that...Winry?! Ughh...I'm gonna go hang myself now