A/N: Sorry for the long wait! The site I was watching the show on crapped out on me so I had to find a new site to watch some more. :L

Warning: Disturbing of the dead, OOCness, and a vampire cop! :D

Deleted scene from Unpleasantville

Elena looked down into the deep hole, Stefan scooping up dirt and piling it outside the hole. He hit something and stopped. Stefan bent down and wiped some of the dirt off the object. It was the lid to a coffin.

" Is that it?" Elena asked, sounding slightly grossed out. Stefan didn't say anything, he just opened the coffin and took the grimoir from his father's skeleton like arms. He placed it down on the rim of the hole and bent back down.

" Is there more?" Elena asked, Stefan was grunting as he tried to lift something out of the hole. Then Elena saw he was lifting his fathers body out of the ground.

" Stefan," Elena said, sounding disgusted, " put that back, it's disrespectful."

" Look, Elena, this is my dad!" Stefan said in a cheery tone, he held the arm out, Elena just staring at him with a concerned expression.

Stefan narrowed his eyes at her, " Elena, he's holding his hand out for you to shake. Don't be rude."

" Stefan, that's disturbing the dead! You need to put him back."

" Oh, he won't miss this place." Stefan climbed to the top of the hole, pulling his father's skeleton with him. He put the corpse's arm around his shoulder and stood him upright. Giuseppe's head lolled backwards, falling off.

" Oh dear. Elena, can you do me a favor? Can you attach my father's head back on, please?"

Elena shook her head, " Stefan, we need to put him back and take the grimoir."

" What do we have here?"

Elena and Stefan turned their heads towards Damon who was eying the body Stefan was snuggling.

" Damon! Look who I found!" Stefan said, holding the body in one arm, the head in the other. " It's Father!"

Deleted scene from A Few Good Men

" That man," Elena muttered, looking towards the man, Stefan stood in front of her, blocking the man's path if he decided to attack.

" I think he's a vampire." Elena whispered, cowering behind Stefan.

" How can you tell?" Stefan asked, looking at her.

Elena took a deep breath, " Because, when I was visiting that girl, I saw him standing in the middle of the road like all the vampire's in this show do."

Stefan couldn't fight with that logic. " Come on, let's go back inside."

Deleted scene from There goes the neighborhood

" Now, the rules for living in this house is that we do not fight each other." Pearl said, explaining the house rules to a new tomb vampire.

" Okay, um, what if it was in a form of self defense? Could I fight then?" The vampire asked, tilting his head.

" Trust me, Madison, nobody in this house will attack you." Pearl said with a small smile.

" Okay, what about blood?" Madison asked, licking her lips.

" The house keeper will let you feed from her willingly, she is a nice woman. You wont miss her."

" Okay, I don't know if I will like it here..." Madison made a face.

" Well, there is nowhere else you can go." Pearl said.

" Actually, I could go live with the Salvatore's, I'll just take a stake and keep them at bay." Madison smiled, " but, thank you for the nice offer, Mrs. Pearl." Madison opened the front door and walked off into the night. Anna walked up beside her mother.

" You let her go try and live with the Salvatore's?"

Pearl sighed, " Yes, but she's going to get herself killed."

Anna nodded in agreement.

Deleted scene from Bloodlines

" This is kidnapping, Damon." Elena said, her voice sounding angry.

" Don't be so dramatic." Damon said, smirking.

" Pull over, Damon." Elena demanded. Damon kept his eyes on the road, trying to ignore Elena.

" Damon, pull over the car."

Damon groaned, pulling the car off to the side of the road, " I liked it better when you were sleeping."

Elena got out of the car, looking around. Damon waited until she closed her door.

He smirked and drove off.

Elena watched him go, her jaw dropping. Behind her, a cow mooed.

Deleted scene from any episode

Stefan walked into the room where Elena and Damon were sitting with a proud smile on his face.

" I have an announcement." Stefan said, Elena looked up at him. Damon looked like he could care less.

" What is it, Stefan?" Elena asked, smiling.

" Yes," Damon drawled, playing with the zipper of his leather jacket, " what is this announcement?"

" Well, I have been reflecting on my past behavior." Stefan smiled, Elena nodded, encouraging him to continue.

" I have decided that I'm going to stop being so emo!" Stefan said, his smile growing. Elena frowned, she looked slightly concerned.

Damon, on the other hand, was grinning and clapping. " About time."

" Thank you, now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go frolic in the flowers and go play with the deer." Stefan walked away and exited through the front door.

Elena turned to Damon, " Uh."

" It's alright, Elena, I don't think he stopped being emo. He might have turned gay, though."

Deleted scene from The turning point/ Bloodlines

Elena was freaking out, hands clutching at the steering wheel. She couldn't believe that Katherine looked just like her. Elena shook her head, gasping when she saw someone standing the middle of the road. She slammed on the brakes and, luckily, her car stopped before she hit him.

" Oh, that was close." She murmured. " Oh, wait, is he a vampire?"

The person started walking up to the car, Elena was fuddling with her seat belt. " Oh, shit, shit, shit, who will save me now?"

The vampire knocked on her window, Elena gulped and slowly rolled down her window.

" Hello, miss, do you know you were doing a 80 in a 60 zone?" He asked, in the same monotone a cop would use.

" Uh, n-no."

" Well, you were. I would ask that I see your license and registration, please." The vampire held out his hand, hood still over his face.

" Sure, just hold on." Elena went into her purse, pulling out her license and registration papers. " here you go."

The vampire 'cop' took them from her, examining the papers. " Let's see, Elena Gilbert?"

Elena nodded.

" Do you know you have an expired drivers license?" He asked, looking at her.

" Oh, yes, well I was going to go get that renewed."

He frowned, " have you been drinking, miss?"

" No. I haven't."

" Well, you almost hit me with your car."

" Y-you were standing in the middle of the road!" Elena exclaimed, " don't you have a police car or something?"

" I'm a vampire, I don't need one."

" Wait, you're a vampire? I thought you were a cop?"

" I am. You don't see me questioning your occupation now, do you miss? Okay, I'm going to leave you with just a warning. You shouldn't be out at this time, miss, you never know what could be out here." He turned and walked away.

Elena shook her head, just when her day couldn't get any weirder...