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I know. That was extremely poetic. Relax. It's time for the story…

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Emmett POV

I know what you're thinking. How could I lose the kids? Don't blame me! There were two of them! Blame the lady that gave birth to the boogers.

So I did the rational thing and started shouting their names and running. "Chloe, Lucas?"I kept running and then I stopped and thought, If I was a 5 year old boy, where would I go in a toy store as big as this? "Action figures and race cars! " I said out loud.

No one was around and no one would see anyway so I used my full Vampire speed to run to the boy's section. Being a vamp I probably should have seen it, but I was distracted and I tripped right over the little toy car sitting there in the aisle.

I heard a laugh coming from above me and looked up just in time to see Lucas disappearing on the top shelf. Oh God, he was going to fall. I couldn't climb up there because I was too heavy and the shelf would fall and hurt him even more.

So I ran to the other side of the shelf and tried to coax him down into my arms.

"Hey! Lucas! Get down here. I just want you to be safe!" I felt like someone trying to stop a friend from committing suicide. Weird. "Okay little dude, I'll buy you whatever you want if you get down right now."

"You were gonna buy me something anyway! How about four somethings and we get ice cream on the way home."

Hey… this kid was smart. I put on my 'No Bargaining Face' and said flatly "Two somethings and I don't tell your mom about this"

"Tempting," How did he know the word tempting? "I thought you were rich! Why not three somethings, ice cream, you don't tell my mom, and I show you were my sister is."

"I am rich!" I thought about it. Only two things and I find his sister faster. Bonus. Too bad I couldn't just sniff her out, but all kids smelled the same, and kid smell was everywhere in this joint. "Fine." I say. He jumps down and I catch him and set him down. I make him hold my hand so he doesn't run away again.

"Over here."

The area that Chloe was in was just so… so pink! I was almost blinded and it made me want to puke. Of course she has opened up a package of some kiddy makeup set. She looked like a freaking clown.

She looks at me innocently and says, so sweetly, "I'm only eight. I didn't know better." She shrugs.

"Great. Now I have to buy that." Was my clever response.

I grabbed her hand and towed her along with Lucas and the Makeup set. On the way to the checkout counter Lucas picked out three items and Chloe got one more thing. I paid while mumbling rude comments, Those kids had expensive taste.

As we walked by a clothing store I saw Alice and waved stupidly at her. She looked at my like I was crazy and came out to say hi.

"Oh. My. God. These kids are soooooo cute!" She cried as soon as she saw them.

"Who's this Emmett? Your girlfriend?" Said Lucas The Punk.

Alice's smile disappeared. "Yeah right. Who are you? His fan club?" Lucas stuck his tongue out at her and she stuck hers out back.

"Alice is my sister, Smart One." I said.

"She's really pretty." Said Chloe. Alice smiled at her and said, "Oh my gosh! I have an idea for the c-utest outfit for you! Emmet can I take her shopping? We'll just be 30 min." I knew that was probably not true but I agreed and we split up.

"Your sister's kinda cute." Lucas said as soon as he thought she couldn't hear. Of course she could.

"What the Hell is wrong with you?" He shrugged.

"I saw you lose them," Alice said from a couple hundred feet away. "They're gong to tell their mom."

"Did you see that or is that a guess?" I mutter so Lucas can't hear me.

"Not telling."

And I'm dead. For the third time.

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