Title: Let's Add a Little Anarchy to the Mix here
Chapter: 3- Unknown Tailors
Story Progress: Look up to see
Revolved in: The Dark Knight movie era
Main Charters: The Joker and an OFC
Sub Story from: Green and Purple Lace
Disclaimers: I only own the OFC, DC comics own everything dealing with Batman series and WB deals with the movies.
Summary: Let's say that there are TWO agents of chaos. One's a psychopathic clown killer, and the other is the niece to a rich mob leader. What will happen when these two meet? Contains the obvious of extreme violence, blood, kills, stealing, but also extreme passion and romance on the side.
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AN: Just would like to let everyone know that Kelly's clothes are on my photobucket account : .com/albums/bb59/08kash/TDK/Kelly/
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*At the Warehouse*
After loading the bangs of money out of the school bus and shoving them in the warehouse it was back to square one again. Just the two of them. The two main agents of chaos.
Once they got the bags all into a table they started to pour out the money they got and started to divided it up. After counting and splitting the once seven shares into two they had 68 Million dollars. 34 million for each of them.
"Dam that's a lot of money." Kelly said whistling at her neatly stacked pile.
"Eh, it's just money" Joker said.
"Well it's a lot more than what my college bills were after I got out." Kelly said shooting back at Joker. "And a hell lot more than what Salvatore would give me on my birthday or Christians."
"So to you money is everything?" Joker asked while pointing at her and her pile of money back and forth with his right index finger.
"No, money isn't everything. It's the person you, showing how much you care." Kelly said her facial expressions showing depression. "I found out the more money someone gives you, the more they care. And after 15 years without so much as a freaking card on my birthday from my brother's side of the family. They don't even give 5 cents to ya."
"Hmm, so your own uncle and his men don't care about you anymore?" Joker said with a questioning look 'This girl is more strange every day. he Like me' He thought
"Nope, ever since they figured out I found out that they killed my brother and father, they hated me since then. And their hate grew once I started to kill them as well." Kelly said forming a smile on her face. Vengeance somehow made her happy. "So, about burning this money?"
"Oh no, no ,no, were not going to bur-nnn the money just yet toots." Joker said. "We need to get some new clothes. I was thinking of a new look since people are starting to fear me more than ever and you..." Joker continued while pointing at Kelly. "You only have about these outfits that will be gone in a week if you keep tearing your clothes."
"What's wrong with me tearing my clothes. I stitch them up again and again." Kelly said pulling at the fabrics she was wearing. A simple jeans and a band shirt she had since about 4 years ago.
"Well Hun, if your going to work for my bus-iness, you need to stop dressing like it's casual Friday every-day." Joker said slurring his syllables again.
"Ok fine, what do you have in mind?" Kelly said giving in to the Joker's demands. Not whit out eye rolling first.
"Hey I saw tha-t" Joker said point at her face again. "As for our changes were going to visit a small friend of mine. He lives out of town that owes me a favor after squealing him out of jail a while back." He said putting a smile on his face.
"Ok, cool, so when do we go see your long lost friend?" Kelly said looking up at Joker as he was getting up from the beaten up sofa.
Clapping his hands together" Tomorrow" he said. "Better get up nice and early it's going to be a long day."
Kelly took a glance at the clock and it read about 11:35pm "Dam counting money sure makes time fly." She said to herself. "Ok, tomorrow" she said getting up.
"We leave at eight am shar-p" Joker said
"Ok good gives me time to sleep for about 6 hours."Kelly said. "Night Joker."
As Kelly was heading to her small shabby room, Joker managed to give Kelly's ass a good slap with the palm of his hand as he was walking to his quarters.
"OW what was that for?" Kelly said while rubbing her sore butt.
"Night toots" Joker said laughing his way out of the room.
"I am never going to understand him at all" Kelly said while shutting her door and passing out onto her bed.
"Well I hope you're ready cause the train's leaving my dearly passengers" Joker said as he came bashing three Kelly's bedroom door hoping to find her still asleep. For he knows she likes to sleep in a lot and most of the time run late for important events.
But to his surprise he didn't find Kelly asleep at all. She was in fact all set to go and was just putting some of her guns in her battered trench coat.
Looking up to him "Ready, you?" Kelly said as she walked gracefully past the Joker and heading to the garage. Not before looking at the old living room something was missing. "Where's the money?"
"All taken care Fire Cracker." Joker said waving his hand. "Time to go."
"Right, I call driving." Kelly said. and was about to grab the keys but found them missing from the counter as well. Then she heard jingling metal behind her.
"And do you know the way? I think no-t you get passenger. heheehehehehehe" Joker said with a fit of giggles and ran by her to the parked van.
"Oh wait up" Kelly said and got into the rusty van as Joker speed off in to the open streets of Gotham.
*At the tailors*
"Are you sure we can go in here, especially you like this?" Kelly asked while pointing a finger at Joker's face.
"Don't worry about a thi-ng toots, Old Al here seen scarier shit than me.
Once the pair entered the old looking shop the first thing that Kelly saw was racks and shelves upon fabrics and other tailoring essentials. To her it really looking like a rinky dinky tailoring shop.
"HEY AL COME HER!" Joker yelled sedentary making Kelly jump a little.
After hear a few scuffling of things Kelly saw a about 5'9" really old looking man. Like really old man. Skinny wrinkly in all the places. Nearly no hair of what was left in the snow white scalp. Shaky just by walking the works.
"J-J-joker, my old friend" Al said clasping the Joker's hands as if he was Joker's own alley or something. But hearing the Escaping story about him and Al it seemed they are still friends. "What can I do you today?" He said raising his clear specs to his face. Getting a better look at us. "And your friend here too."
Grabbing my shoulder so our bodies were touching side to side. "Al my good friend, were here for your business."
"My-my business?" Al said looking scared.
"Yes we need some new outfits since we're losing our business attire, especially little Miss Maroni here" Joker said.
"Oh oh never mind, thought you wanted to blow it up or something. What did you say Maroni?" Al said looking scared.
"Its Kelly sir, I have no business with my uncle Salvatore, if that's what your thinking" Kelly said trying to clear some things up with the old man.
"All right, well now that we cleared the facts how can I help you two today?" All asked clapping his hands together.
"I'm in need of a new suit. Al, and Kelly here well what do you have in mind sweet-cheeks?" Joker asked turning his head towards me.
"I think I can think of some things" Kelly said with a spark in her eye.
Looking like a kid on Christmas "Great I'll get you Linda my assistant who works with my female customers, LINDA" All said as a 40-something looking woman came through the store with pins and threads hanging off of her.
"What is it Al, I-"She stopped short once she spotted the Joker and Kelly.
"Linda, I need you to help assist Miss Maroni herein getting some business attire clothes please while I help Joker here." Al said nodding Kelly to Linda.
"Come on Joker we got much to catch up now let's leave these two ladies on their own, they can handle it." Al said leading the Joker to one part of the back of the store.
"Come on miss" Linda said holding Kelly's hand and leading her to the back of the store.
"Have a seat please." Linda ushered Kelly a seat once they got into a measurement room. "So what do you have in mind for a business attire? Knowing Joker, it will be very different than most."
Thinking for a moment Kelly answered. "Well I was thinking of a button up shirt probably plaid with lots of black. I'm thinking of a lot for black for my clothes." Kelly said starting out with he basics.
"Well for black plaid we have many colors to choose from" and with that Linda opened a large book on fabric samples.
"I like that one" Kelly said point out to a black and purple plaid piece of cloth.
"Oo very good choice, purple looks good with your hair girl" Linda said waving a hand threw Kelly's red with black streaked hair. "What about some pants?"
"I was thinking of some basic Tripp style pants. You know the ones with lots of chains and metal hanging off of them." Kelly said getting excited over these new clothes.
"Well dear we don't make our own chained pants but we can order them for you." Linda said pulling out a booklet magazine. And showing it to Kelly to look at.
"After looking threw the book over and over again Kelly said "that one in size 6 please. Pointing at a white and all black chained pants to Linda.
"All right" Linda said writing down information for the ordering. " Now anything else you want?"
"I do need a new trench coat to hold all of my supplies." Kelly said now looking at her battered coat lying on her lap.
"We have my coats here that you can purchase after we measure you for your shirt all right." Linda said putting away her books.
"Ok" Kelly said really happy on getting a new coat.
"Now let's measure you up." Linda said standing up with a rolling measuring tape.
After a few minutes of measuring Kelly's body Linda jotted down Kelly's measurements on a file form sheet.
"All done, now let's get you that coat." Linda said walking over to racks of dressy looking coats.
After looking at the styles upon style of coats Kelly decided on a simple knee high all-black trench leather coat. "I like this one." Kelly said hold it up to Linda.
"Me too, looks like a little Mrs. Smith for Mr. and Mrs. Smith on ya" Linda said grabbing the coat and writing down the size of it. "Unfortunately this is our demo coat so the coat needs to be ordered in as well is that all right?"
"Ya sure, as long it's that designed" Kelly said really loving the day.
"All right seems were all done lets met up with he boys out front." Linda said moving Kelly to the front of the store. Where they meet up with Al and Joker sitting and laughing at some crud joke about the old times.
"Missed me sweets?" Kelly said heading to the Joker.
"What took you so long? you were in their twice as long as me." Joker said getting up and headed to pay for the new clothes.
"Well sorry if I've never been here before." Kelly remarked sticking her tongue out with her hands on her hips.
"Your such a five year old sometimes" Joker said waiting for the total. "When will they be rady by Al?"
"They be ready by end of the week, we'll call you once their in." Al said looking threw the files. "And that will be $12,543 and 45 cents." Telling them the total
Whistling in surprise "Wow were not cheap are we?" Kelly said eyeing the total.
"No problem" Joker said hand them a wad of bills. "Cash fine?"
"Yes it is coming from you." All said taking the money.
"Keep the change" Joker said than grabbing Kelly and heading out the door.
"Bye" Kelly said waving at the aging couple.
"Come again real soon." Linda said waving back.
"Sure will" Kelly said.
With he killing pair back into the van they head back to the warehouse.
"So what are we going to do for now?" Kelly said not knowing what to come up with.
"I'm the Joker, there's some-thing always going on." Joker said with a laughing glee for the rest of the way home.
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Wells that Chapter 3 for now. Chapter 4 in under way. So be patient please I am a very busy person with work and school taking up my entire time here. So just re-read chaps and other awesome stories until mine are updated.