Hidan POV

Jashin Kakuzu is an easy motherfucker I sat smirking throwing Kakuzu's mobile from one hand to the other. It really wasn't half bad it wasn't a load of shit but it wasn't the top of the range stuff either. I let out little chuckle more than I could afford…

"Hidan UN!" I looked up to see who it was who was shouting me, should have guest from the fucking un it was blondey, my eyes glance over to the substitute teacher who had also heard Deidara. I roll my eyes a get up to leave the room I cant be bothered to fucking make a big scene over it.

"Where do you think your going young man" the fucking teacher yells I stop in y tracks and face her. The class is quiet they love to see me have a go at members of staff.

"Out of this shithole" I say plainly even though it did sound sarcastic.

"No your not sit down" ha the fucking bitch thinks she can tell me what to do.

"Make me bitch!" I yell with a smirk, HA the fucking bitch looks so shocked. By now the class is laughing. Jashin the women's face was priceless she had started going red in the face from anger, this of course makes me laugh as I leave the class ignoring her rant about how she's going to report this bla bla bla…

"Hey Deidara" I smile well I more or less smirk but that's what I always do.

"Hey Hidan you can never leave quietly can you un"

"Where's the fun in that" I chuckle.

"Hidan your going to get into trouble one day… anyway did you get the phone?" I roll my eyes throwing the phone at Deidara the blond fucker thinks I cant get a job done.

"Dude this is a descent phone un better than Sasori danna's" Deidara quickly covers his mouth at first I couldn't see why but then I realised he just called Sasori Danna this of course makes me laugh.

"Sasori…hahaha dann hahaha Danna hahaha what the fuck Deidara" blonds face is all red. I knew he liked the guy but come on Danna? They don't even fucking talk.

"Shut …up!!! Un!!!" Deidara seems really upset by this but I still can't stop laughing. "Hidan shut up or else!!!" ha he's threatening me that's new but I still can't stop laughing. "Hidan I SWAER TO GOD SHUT UP OR ELSE IM GOING TO TELL EVERONE YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CRUSH ON…" I quickly cover blondes mouth. My laughter has stopped I cant believe this idiot bout to tell my deepest secret to everyone.

"Deidara keep you gob shut!" I yelled at him my tone of voice even scars me. I'm not normally this harsh with Deidara but I cant have anyone know if they did jashin they taking the fucking piss out of me they would properly die laughing. I slowly remove my hand from Deidara's mouth like I'm afraid he's going to say it.

"Hidan I'm sorry un its just…"

"I no Deidara" grate now its fucking awkward silence between us two, he can get fucked if he thinks I'm braking it. Even thought neither of us has to break it Kakuzu phone dose with its stupid boring ring tone, Deidara's eye light up in panic and throws the phone to me. I read the caller id "dad" why the fuck would Kakuzu dad ring him.

"I'm going to answer it" I say to Deidara before he has chance to stop me I press the little green phone to answer.

"Hello?" Kakuzu's dad must be a idiot case he didn't even notice it wasn't his sons voice on the phone cause he just starts fucking shouting.

"KAKUZU WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU REALISE WHAT I HAVE FOUND IN YOUR ROOM HUH…HUH"

"Err... Dude I'm not"

"DUDE DUDE DON'T CALL ME DUDE KAKUZU SPEEK PROPERLY!!!! YOUR FUCKING DISGRACE KAKUZU!!!! JUST YOU WAIT TILL YOU GET HOME YOU FILTHY LITTLE HOMO!!!!"

"Now wait a minute I'm not"

"KAKUZU HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MANNORS DON'T TELL ME TO WAIT YOU FUCKING CHILD JUST YOU WAIT TILL YOU GET HOME!!!! I SWAER TO GOD YOUR BROKEN ARM WAS BAD I'M GOING TO FUCKING BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU KAKUZU!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME BOY!!!! KAKUZU!!!!" beep beep beep. Fucking hell his dads insane.

"Hidan what happened?"

"I hung up"

"Why un?"

"His dads fucking nuts says he's found something in Kakuzu's room and he going fucking beat the crap out of him or something stupid"

"He can't mean it un!! What did he find?"

"Don't know I do know Kakuzu's in deep shit" Dude I never fucking knew Kakuzu's dad was such a twat I mean what the hell did he find… I feel the phone start to vibrate and that annoyingly boring ring tone start playing again I glanced and the caller ID "dad" hmm lets not answer this time. I quickly cancelled the call and turned the phone off.

"Anyway Hidan we going to carry on with the plan un?" the plan... The plan oh yeah the plan to search threw the fucking phones so Deidara and find out more about Sasori and fuck no's why itachi wanted to join in but I had to get Kakuzu's phone cause Deidara said I had to join in summit to do with giving him courage to do it some crap like that.

"Yeah sure blondey but I cant see why you don't just talk to the fucker"

"Why don't you just talk to k...?" I shot a glance that could kill at Deidara at lest it shut him up.

"Why don't you to start this "plan" on the field where its quiet" HOLY SHIT WHO WAS THAT!!! I quickly turn round to see itachi that basted can sneak up on anyone he's forever making me jump.

"Hey itachi un good idea? You ok Hidan"

"Fucking weasel stop making me jump or I'm going to put fucking bells on you!" he just looks at me bored as we begin to walk towards the school field.