Fieldtrips around the World:
~ Italian Vogue ~
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"Vest I zhink ze guests are here. Let them in?"
Germany muttered to himself as he slipped his porn underneath a couch cushion and got to his feet to answer the door. Why the hell couldn't Prussia answer the door? It was his Halloween party.
Poland smiled and pushed his way through the door, Austria, Feliciano and Romano following him.
"So where's the party?" He asked seriously, turning around. He was dressed in drag, had it not been for the five o'clock shadow, Ludwig was sure he would've mistaken him for a woman.
"It's downstairs…"
"Great."
"Oh, Germany, are you a body builder for Halloween?" Italy asked coyly, noting his ally's sweatpants and black wife beater.
"Vhat? Nein, I'm Germany."
"Oh. Well then I'm Germany too!" He said ripping his cat costume from his body, underneath a black wife beater and sweatpants, "It's so original!" He cheered.
Ludwig shook head his and made his way to the basement. "Brozher, Zhis party vas a bad idea."
Prussia looked up, "My basement, my party."
"It's my basement, you just live here." He commented dryly.
Gilbert smiled as he walked back upstairs, Poland, Austria and Lovino discussing their costume ideas. "Hey, Italy, vhy don't you go get Germany's book from underneess ze couch."
Feliciano smiled as he lifted the couch cushions, "What this?" He held the magazine up. "Italian Vogue, what's that Germany?"
"Nein, Italy don't read zhat!"
Italy opened the cover, "Why are there naked men in here? Romano, is that you?" He asked coyly turning the picture of the naked man right side up.
Germany's face reddened as he hung his head.
"When did you get a tattoo on your butt, Big Brother?" He flipped the next page and blushed, "Is that me? How did anyone get a picture of my naked? Why is the page dog-eared?"
"I told you, put ze book down!"
"Hold on…" He flipped through a few more pages before coming to the center fold, "Romano! How…Why?"
Romano put the palm of his hand to his face as the rest of the guests arrived.
"Hey everybody!" Italy cried out, "Romano is naked in this book!"
Spain crept forward, "Really?"
"Yeah!"
He snatched the book from Feliciano's hands and ran out the door, laughing like a mad man.
Prussia looked around, "Vhat ze hell just happened?"
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yeah, because I love Germany x Italy! and Spain x Italy! Kawaii!