Chapter 4 Distraction

John's POV

"God must really love you Cena" Randy cut in early the next afternoon. After hours of driving and trying to find a gym I was finally able to relax for a moment.

"What?" I wasn't really in the mood for his cryptic crap, not when I ain't had any coffee.

"Just the other day you were talking about how you needed a distraction and now you have one"

I just looked at him confused, I'm pretty sure it was him that said I needed a distraction.

"You said you wanted a cute little blonde distraction and now you have one" Randy went on taking a seat next to me.

"Orton I have no idea what your talking about so please explain or fuck off"

Randy rolled his eyes that I wasn't getting it, "Jamie"

"What about her?" Then I got it. "You want me to use her as a distracton?"

"It's just an idea Cena, all the odds are in your favour so why not?"

I really couldn't believe that he was suggesting this, yes he had done some low things (we both had) but to do this to someone like Jamie was beyond low. It was something Wade Barrett would do and not think twice about. "Randy, that is the sickest thing you have ever come up with"

"How is that sick? She's a consenting adult, well she would be if you ask her"

"Ran let me explain something to you, that girl is only eighteen making it illegal. She has a brain injury making it immoral and not to mention her father would murder us"

"Why would he murder me?"

"Cuz if I'm going down then I'm taking you with me"

Randy laughed "That's fair but I still say Jamie would be an excellent distraction and it's not like she would remember it so how would anyone find out unless of course your dumb enough to tell the entire fucking locker room"

"Good afternoon!" Jamie giggled papers in her hands that smile on her face.

"Hey Jamie, how are you?" I hoped that she didn't over hear Randy's little idea because that would take a lot explaining.

"Good although Francine is annoying me." Jamie put her papers down and looked at the lockers again.

"I'll ask" Randy muttered to me "Jamie who is Francine?"

"You know, Francine, always carries the pretty red briefcase"

Randy laughed "Oh you mean Miz"

"Thats his name? Francine saounds way better"

"Is that why your calling him Francine?" I had to remember that.

"Nah when I can't remember a name I just make one up. Who know's maybe I'll get it right one day"

"Does that ever work?"

"Nope" Jamie flashed me a grin "But you never know it could work one day John"

Jamie went back to putting her papers in random lockers, now that fuck-head had put the idea in my head I had to admit that she was quite pretty.

"There you are!" Wade barked at Jamie just bursting in. Was I the only one starting to really hate him?

Jamie looked at him "Wow Wade Barrett!"

Now he was taken aback with that, we all were. "So you do know who I am"

"And he even has a british accent! This is awesome!"

"You owe me an apology about yesterday because..." Wade just kept going on with his so called point, Jamie however had lost interest and looked at me and Randy. "I might sell him on E-bay then I could make millions and I could buy all the glitter I wanted"

"Are you listening to me!" Wade demanded thumping his fist on the table, Jamie just looked at him for a minute.

"I'm gonna call you fluffy!"

Randy and I were shaking with laughter, seriously how could you not like her? She was so damn likable it was hard to hate her.

"You know what I said before?" Randy looked at me

"Yeah"

"Forget it, thats just mean" Randy tried to stop laughing.

Wade looked like he was about to kill someone, instead he looked at Jamie and made an obvious retarded like face.

"And that John is the reason you don't sleep with hookers"

We just laughed harder as she turned to Wade "You know what I like? People hear brain injury and automatcially think stupid. I'm not as stupid as you think"

"Really?"

"Yes really now I suggest you go and do some work so I can do mine, whoever you are"

Angrily Wade stomped right back out the door, "Yay! he's gone!"

Jamie handed us a bit of paper "Now I have to see the girls. It just never ends."

Before she went she lent down beside me "There's your distraction John"