Team 4

"Wow, all the buchous are on this team," said Oshitari as he surveyed the meeting room.

"Except Yukimura. Fukubuchous are on this team, too," Jackal said. He looked around. "Hey, where'd Sanada go?"

From a distance everyone heard a cry.

"YUKIMURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Team 4 minus Sanada gave WTF looks to each other, and then bursted into fits of laughter. Well, except Tezuka. He just stood there, being the serious man he was, with all the traits of a brick.

"SHUT UP!" Sanada yelled from afar. Obviously, other teams were also laughing at him for overreacting, since no one heard him, so no one actually shut-upped. "SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE! HE'S DYING!"

Soon, the coaches called for the EMS and Yukimura was treated. Sanada, relieved to see his friend was okay, walked back to his room, where everyone left him alone, 'cause they didn't want to make him mad. Seeing a content Sanada wasn't an everyday thing, you know.

"Hey, when are we gonna start?" Aoi said, rather loudly, as he paced back and forth.

"I have no idea," Atobe said. He turned to Tezuka, to try to start a conversation. "I look forward to being your team mate."

Of course, that attempt failed, because Tezuka didn't say anything.

"Bah, humbug." Atobe said as he walked away. He stopped at a table. "Neh, what's this?" He said, holding up a sheet of paper.

"Lemme see," Aoi said, as he snatched the piece of paper out of Atobe's hand. (Ouch, paper cut!) "Hey, lookie! CODENAMES!"

"AHEM, I need a bandage."

"What's so great about that?" Oshitari said.

"Neh, Kabaji?"

"I dunno, but it sounds COOL!" Aoi exclaimed.

"Kabaji? Did we leave him on the bus?"

"I'm writing mine first!" said Tachibana as he took a pen from the table and wrote on the piece of paper. The rest of the team gathered around the piece of paper, and wrote their code names after.

Tachibana: fudomineroxmysox
Sanada: rikkairoxmysox
Atobe: Ore-samaRoxAllSox
Aoi: rokkakuroxmysox
Kajimoto: jyouseishounanroxmasox
Oshitari: Tensai-number2
Jackal: wig-needed
Oishi: bigstone

… well, except Tezuka. Being the serious and wise man he was, he just stood at the door and waited until the rest of the team disappeared.

"Psh, you guys copied me," Tachibana said, looking at sheet of paper.

"Psh, you just happened to have the same idea as me," said Sanada.

"Psh, but 'rokkakuroxmysox' sounds better than... whateveryourschool'snameisroxmysox," Aoi said, beaming.

"Psh, is not."

"Psh, is too."

"Psh, is NOT."

"PshAWW, is TOO."

"Psh—"

"PSHUT UP!"

Everyone looked over to where Tezuka was standing.

"I… I mean, 'shut up'…" He said, turning a light shade of red.

A silence filled the room. It was so silent, that it was deafening.

"So," Atobe said, breaking the ever-so-deafening silence, "what's your name going to be, Tezuka?"

Tezuka walked over to the table, and grabbed a pen. On the paper, he wrote:

"irockseigaku'ssox"

Before Tachibana, Sanada, Atobe, Kajimoto and Aoi were able to say anything, Tezuka shoved the piece of paper into Coach Sakaki's hands as he was walking past the room. They just stood there... gaping. They were all expecting Tezuka to just write... "Tezuka" or something... plain, and serious-like. But, oh well.


A note from the authorS…(s compliments of Feather)

Purple: Well, I'm the only one writing right now so, it's legitimate for me to say "a not from the AUTHOR". Anyhoo. Sorry for not updating in a while… not like anyone actually reads this. But, yeah, so much homework and extra curricular stuffs… really takes away your time. Ah, here comes feather…

Feather: Yeah, I came. Dood, I still half-wrote it. YOU OWE ME. I ROX UR SOX.

Purple: That's IMPROPER grammar!

Feather: How would you know anything about grammar? I edit your hmwk all the time!