Chapter 4: Captian Falcon vs. Sonic

Summary: Because Sonic is now faster than him, Captian Falcon challenges him a race.

Main characters/pairings: Captian Falcon & Sonic

It's was a good day at the Smash Manison. But, then, Sonic started waking all the Smashers for being awake. As he does, Sonic yelled. "WAKE UP, EVERYONE!!! IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING AND YOU'RE FREAKIN' SLOW!!"

"Ugh...What's the hell's wrong with you?! Did you woke up early or what?" Captian Falcon asked, mumbling.

"Uh, yes, I did, sneaking on the hands' office." Sonic said.

"I got an idea? What about we can run to the kitchen?" asked Captian Falcon.

"Sure! Sounds like a plan!" nodded Sonic.

They race off to the kitchen as fast as they can. However, Sonic was really fast.

"Yay!! I won!! You're slow!" Sonic cheered.

"No, I'm not, you whore! I'm fast!" Captian Falcon said.

"Yes, you are! Slow falcon, slow asshole." Sonic said as he dances.

Captian Falcon's face turn red and got angry at Sonic. "NO, I'M NOT A SLOW BITCH, YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!" shouted Captian Falcon. He yelled so loud that everyone at Smash City can hear him.

"What the hell was that?" asked a Shy Guy.

"A Falcon scream, I guess." said Koopa.

"What's the hell going on?!" asked Master Hand.

"Sonic thinks that I'm slow," said Captian Falcon.

"Really? Did he call you that?" asked Master Hand.

"Yes, he did and he's gonna pay for that! If you need me, I'll be at Hell crying." Captian Falcon said. He started crying and ran to his room.

"What's the matter, Falcon?" Falco asked.

"Yeah, and why do you yell so loud?" Mario asked.

"Sonic was running faster than me," Captian Falcon said.

"For what?" Fox asked.

"I don't know!" Captian Falcon cried. He locked his room.

"Hey, Captian-" Samus tried to say, but Falcon pinched her.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!!! YOU DON'T LIVE WITH ME!!" Captian Falcon yelled.

"What is the matter you?" asked Samus.

"PISS OFF AND BURN IN HELL, YOU IDIOT!! I'm having a bad day. And don't bother asking!" Captian Falcon said. He just spents all day crying in his room.

Samus started crying. She bumped into Bowser.

"Hey, watch were you're going? Hoy crap! A sexy hunter! May I touch your hair?" Bowser asked.

"It's me, Samus!" said Samus angrliy.

"Ew, why would you do that?" asked Luigi.

"Because I love Smaus," Bowser said as he slowly followed Samus.

"Bitch." said Luigi.

Samus run off and bump into Pit.

"Hi, Samus. May I"

"SHUT UP! No one like you!" Samus said.

Pit started crying.

"Thanks lord Samus hates Pit. He's so annoying," Jigglypuff said as she hear them on the window.

5 hours later, Sonic came to Captian Falcon's room, knocking.

"Uh, Captian Falcon, I need a talk with you." Sonic said.

"Yes?" asked Falcon.

"I'm sorry about you being slow." Sonic said.

"That's OK. Next time don't say it again?" Captian Falcon asked. "Now, I got an idea. Do you want a race to the kitchen. But, this time, no running. If I win, I 'll become your friend. Deal?"

Sonic nodded.

Captian Falcon and Sonic begin their race. This time, Captian Falcon is racing in the other side and Sonic is racing in the side which Captian Falcon's room located. They walked normal, but, then, Captian Falcon started walking a bit faster as he pass to Captian Olimar's room.

"Nice job, Falcon!" Captian Olimar said.

"Thanks." Captian Falcon said. He begins running quickly. So does Sonic, but he was 6 mph left behind of Falcon. However, he bump into Mario.

"Damn it, Sonic! Watch where you're going!" Mario said.

"Sorry," Sonic said. He ran fast as he can, but he kept bumping on everyone. So, he was left behind. Captian Falcon already passed to the finish line. "I won!" He said. "Where's Sonic?"

Sonic ran so quickly that he made it. But Falcon was there first.

"Whew. That was a pointless race. Now that you won, we're friends already." Sonic said.

Sonic and Captian Falcon become friends with each other. The pairing name is Fast Bros.

Later, at dinner time (which is 8PM), Captian Falcon said to everyone, "I got good news."

"What is it?" Link asked. "A new move that you show your moves." He laughs.

"No. I got a new friend: Sonic." Captian Falcon said.

Everyone clapped.

"That's cool." Ike said.

"By the way, I'm sorry about my behavoir from this morning. Sonic just woke me up, but then he is now my new best friend." said Captian Falcon.

Everyone at the Smash Manispn clapped their hands.

The end.

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