Chapter 4: The Next Day
Timmy's POV:
It's early in the morning, and I was the only one who was awake at that time. I decided to make breakfast for everyone, which is tough, since there are 10 people and 4 fairies on this ship, that have very different tastes in food. It's not easy, but it is possible. For me, breakfast is simple, I have a sausage, mozzarella cheese, and bacon omelet. For Poof, I made pancakes. For Jimmy, I made fish, but not just any old fish, I made salmon. For Cindy, I decided to make something very simple, scrambled eggs. By the time I got to making Libby's breakfast, everyone on the ship was awake. Still, I continued to make breakfast for the crew. For Jorgen, I made something very interesting, shepherd's pie. I could go on and on, telling you what everyone had for breakfast, but I don't want to bore you. Anyway, after breakfast, Jimmy said to me "Timmy, when did you learn how to cook?"
So I said "Well, whenever I had free time, I practiced cooking."
"Well, I only have one thing to say. You're a good cook." he said.
"Thanks Jimmy." I said.
"You're welcome, by the way, what do you think happened to Remy?" he said.
"How do you know about Remy?" I said.
"AJ told me about him." he said.
"Oh okay. Anyway, I have no idea, I just hope he wasn't dumb enough to go to Australia." I said.
"Based on what AJ told me, he seems pretty dumb." he said.
"Well, he is dumb." I said.
"You know, that reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it." he said.
"Yeah, neither can I." I said.
"Anyway, let's do ourselves a favor. When we get to Fairy World, let's do something interesting." he said.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You know, go out, get something to eat, do something." he said.
"I guess we could do that." I said.
"Good." he said.
Remy's POV:
Bill Martin, that bastard, he lied to me. He told me Timmy Turner was in Australia. Guess what, he wasn't there. I searched every pizza place, arcade, and movie theater in Australia, and he wasn't there. Hours of my life, wasted away because of some moron. Honestly, I hate Timmy Turner, that prick. To me, I think it's unfair that he gets two fairies, but I only get one. I told Bill Martin I only wanted to talk to Timmy Turner, but honestly, I wanted to kill him. My plan was simple. First, I would invite him over to my house. Second, I would have my cooks make a three course meal. The first course being garlic bread, the second course being steak and lobster tails, and the third course being tiramisu. The tiramisu would, of course, be poisoned.
Once the poison killed him, I would take his corpse to the Hollywood sign, and bury him there. I would then take his fairies, and control the world. But of course, my plan was ruined. I'm honestly starting to think there are no body doubles, and that the person I was talking to was Timmy Turner. How could I be so stupid that I couldn't see my target, right in front of my own face? That's the question I asked myself, as I was on my way home on my private jet. On the way home, I did what I usually do, practice my karate skills. It's the best way to get out my anger, especially after I do something that stupid. What do I practice on, a dummy that looks like Timmy Turner of course. Anyway, as I was practicing, my butler came into the room, and said "Sir, we're almost home."
"Good, I can't wait to get home." I said. I then resumed practicing, until I got a phone call. I then stopped practicing, and picked up the phone. When I answered the phone, I realized it was my girlfriend, Veronica.
"Hey Remy, we need to talk!" she said.
"Sure, what's up?" I said.
"Trixie is missing!" she said.
"Wait a minute, what do you mean by missing?" I said.
"What the hell do you think I mean, Trixie Tang is a slut... I mean missing. She wasn't at her house this morning." she said.
"Hold on, how do you even know?" I said.
"I'm at her fucking house you goddamn twit." she said.
"Veronica, why are you at Trixie's house. If you were trying to have sex with her, I would be totally okay with that." I said.
"I'm straight, and I only came over to her house because she didn't meet me at the mall like we planned yesterday." she said.
"Okay, what's so special about that?" I said.
"Well, how about the fact that Timmy Turner is also missing." she said.
"What!" I said.
"Yeah, they probably went to some random lake to have sex." she said.
"Seriously, that's the first thing you assume when two people are missing." I said.
"Well, that's not all. It turns out that Timmy's friends are missing too. So, Trixie, Timmy, and his friends probably went to some random lake to have an orgy." she said.
"Oh goddammit Veronica, they're not having an orgy. Why would you even assume that?" I said.
"Because it can happen!" she screamed. She then hung up, and my ears were pleased.
Anyway, my butler came into the room, and said "Sir, why were you talking about orgies?"
"It doesn't matter." I said.
"Sure! Anyway, we're finally home." he said. Once the jet landed, I put my white pimp coat on, and got off the jet. Yes, I have a pimp coat, not because I'm a pimp, but because it looks cool. I also have a gun, for some extra protection. Anyway, once I got off the jet, I noticed who was there to pick me up, it was Denzel Crocker.
Crocker's POV:
Oh the joys of recruiting a team, if only I knew them. Father Darkness told me that Timmy Turner recruited a team to destroy the SRT. How he knew this, I don't know, but he said he'll tell me when the time is right. Anyway, the first person Father Darkness told me to add was Remy Buxaplenty. I don't know why Father Darkness picked Remy Buxaplenty, but why argue with the almighty wisdom of Father Darkness. Once Remy and his butler got off the plane, he said "Crocker, why the bloody hell are you here?"
"Simple, I'm here to pick you up." I said.
"That's odd, I thought Juan..." he said.
"Well, you're wrong. Get in the car." I said.
"No, I don't trust a lunatic like you driving my limo." he said.
"Well too bad, you're stuck with me as your limo driver. If you want, I can just leave, and you can walk home. Trust me, it's good exercise." I said.
"Alright, I'll get in the car." he said, as he got in the car.
"Good." I said, as I got in the car.
Remy's POV:
You know, it's odd, Denzel Crocker picking me up at the airport. Normally, my fairy Juandissimo picks me up. Anyway, as Crocker was driving the car, I said "So, where's Juandissimo?"
"What makes you think I know?" he said.
"Okay, fair enough. By the way, where are we going?" I said.
"My house, because I have a rocket, which is how we're getting to Fairy World." he said.
"Why are we going to Fairy World?" I said.
"So we can stop Timmy Turner from doing something stupid." he said
"Oh okay. Actually, I'm going to NASA, while you'll be going where you belong." I said.
"Oh yeah, and where is that?" he said.
"Hell!" I said, as I pulled my gun out. I then shot Crocker in the head, and the car swerved to the side of the road. I then got out of the car. As I was walking away from the car, I noticed a purple liquid coming from the trunk. So, I opened the trunk, and I was horrified at what I saw. It was Juandissimo, and both of his legs were broken.
"Oh Remy, thank god you found me." Juandissimo said.
"Who did this to you?" I said.
"Timmy Turner." he said.
"Don't worry Juandissimo, he will pay." I said. As I walking away, I turned around, and saw Crocker right in front of me.
Crocker's POV:
That little brat, Remy Buxaplenty, shot me in the head, and made me crash my car. Honestly, I didn't even know he had a gun. Now, I bet you're wondering how I'm alive, that's because I had a steel plate put in the back of my head a year ago. Anyway, once the car had crashed, he got out of the car, and as planned, opened the trunk. He found Juandissimo in the trunk, alive, with both of his legs were broken. Once Juandissimo realized it was Remy who opened the trunk, he said "Oh Remy, thank god you found me."
Remy then said "Who did this to you?"
"Timmy Turner." Juandissimo said. The truth is, I broke Juandissimo's legs disguised as Timmy Turner, thanks to Father Darkness. Now, it's obvious to you and me that Timmy Turner wouldn't do such an inhumane thing, even if he did hit me in the head with a baseball bat. But Remy's way too stupid to understand that. So, Remy thinks Timmy Turner beat up Juandissimo, and threw him in the trunk of his car.
"Don't worry Juandissimo, he will pay." Remy said. That was my cue. I got out of the car, and walked up to Remy. He then turned around, and said "Holy shit, you're a zombie!"
"No Remy, I'm not a zombie." I said.
"Then how are you still alive?" he said.
"That doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm only here to ask you a question." I said.
"What makes you think I won't shoot you where you stand?" he said.
"Because Remy, I know as well as you do that prison isn't very fun." I said.
"Yeah, that's true." he said.
"Exactly." I said.
"Alright, what's your question?" he said.
"Would you like to join my team?" I said.
"If I join, what exactly do I get out of this." he said.
"Simple, you get to kill Timmy Turner." I said.
"Alright, I'll join." he said.
"Good." I said. Now to move on to the next person, Vicky.
Gary's POV:
Man, I gotta tell you, being stuck on this island, not cool at all. I mean three years of being stuck on an island you don't belong on is even worse. Sure, I have Timmy clones I can beat up, but that's just boring. Honestly, there's nothing to do here at all. All I can do for fun is listen to music. Anyway, as I was siting by the pool, I noticed a huge shadow appear from behind me. When I turned around, I saw this giant creature in a suit of armor standing there. At first, it frighted me so much, that I almost leaped out of my chair. "Hello Gary. My name is Father Darkness." he said.
"Hey Father Darkness, cool armor." I said.
"Thanks Gary. Anyway, I'm here to make you an offer you can't refuse." he said.
"As long as it gets me off this island, I don't care what it is." I said.
"Good, follow me then." he said, as he was leaving. I immediately followed him, so I could finally be free.
Timmy's POV:
Man, this adventure I'm on is pretty awesome. I get to hang out with my friends, in space. I get to cook three square meals a day, in space. I even get to go to the bathroom, in space. I would assume it was around noon, and we were half way on our journey to Fairy World. So, I decided to do something I haven't done on this whole journey, talk to Tootie. When I saw her, I said "Hey Tootie."
"Hey Timmy." she said.
"Listen, this might sound like a weird question coming from me, but..." I said.
"Yes, I do." she said.
"But I didn't even finish saying my question." I said.
"Timmy, I knew what you were going to ask me anyway." she said.
"Alright, what was I going to ask you?" I said.
"Do you wanna hang out?" she said.
Then, out of nowhere, Jimmy and AJ randomly started chanting "Make out, make out, make out."
"Tootie, why don't we go somewhere private?" I said.
"Sounds like a plan." she said. We then went to the captain's bedroom and locked the door, so no one would come in un-welcomed.
I then said "So, um, wanna play video games?"
"Sure, why not." she said.
As I walked up to my video game cabinet, I said "Um, which game do you wanna play?"
"I don't know, what games do you have?" she said.
Once I got to the game cabinet, I said "Let's see, I have a singing game called Chip Skylark: The Shiny Teeth Sing-A-Long."
"They made a Chip Skylark game." she said.
"Yeah, it wasn't very good." I said.
"Then why do you still have it?" she said.
"Because, it was cool to have it." I said.
"But now, it isn't." she said.
"Yeah, anyway, I also have an adventure game called Catman: The Video Game." I said.
"Oh, is it a multiplayer game?" she said. I then checked the box, and saw it was a single player game.
"No, sadly." I said.
"Well, keep searching." she said.
"Oh, I found a good game we could play." I said.
"What is it?" she said.
"It's called The Crimson Chin: Chin of Justice." I said.
"Alright, let's play." she said.
Jimmy's POV:
Man, things are getting interesting on the ship. AJ and I were walking down the hall, when we noticed Timmy talking to Tootie. We then heard Tootie say "Do you wanna hang out?" she said.
Obviously, they're in love, so AJ and I decided to do the one thing that seemed right, walk over to them, and chant "Make out, make out, make out."
Timmy then said "Tootie, why don't we go somewhere private?"
She then said "Sounds like a plan." They then went to Timmy's bedroom, so we decided to leave them alone, and go to the kitchen.
AJ then said to me "Well, we might finally have a couple on this ship."
"What are you talking about, there's already a couple on this ship." I said.
"Oh yeah, and who's that?" he said.
"Cindy and I." I said.
"Really?" he said.
"Yeah." I said
"You two, a couple?" he said.
"Yep." I said.
"How long have you two been together?" he said.
"Honestly, we've been a couple for three years." I said.
"Really, congratulations dude." he said.
"Thanks AJ, I hope Cindy and I stay together for a long time." I said.
"Same here dude." he said.
"Have you guys ever..." he said.
"No, we haven't, done that." I said.
"Really dude?" he said.
"Okay, you want the truth, we have done it." I said.
"I knew it!" he said.
"I figured you knew that." I said.
"So, how was it?" he said.
"How was what?" I said. I knew what he meant, but I wanted to hear him say it.
"You know, the sex." he said.
"It was, interesting." I said.
"How often do you guys do this?" he said.
"Dude, we've only done it once." I said.
"Really!" he said.
"Yeah." I said.
"Makes sense." he said.
"True." I said.
"So, here's an off topic question. Do you like musicals Jimmy?" he said.
"That's simple, yes I do AJ." I said.
"Oh really, what kind of musicals?" he said.
"Well, I like musical that have great music, and a good story." I said.
"Good. Here's another off topic question, have you ever heard of the movie Naked Lad?" he said.
"Well, no, I haven't heard of the movie Naked Lad, but it sounds really stupid." I said.
"Well, this movie is about this guy with super powers." he said.
"That part sounds cool." I said.
"However, he's naked throughout the movie." he said
"Wow, all I can say is, sounds like a great family film." I said sarcastically.
"You've got that right." he said sarcastically.
"Seriously though, that's just wrong." I said.
"Yeah, it's just wrong." he said.
"Also, there's this adventure movie trilogy called The Treasure Hunt trilogy." I said.
"Okay." he said.
"The first movie is called The Treasure Hunt, and is about this badass adventurer finding treasure." I said.
"The second is called The Treasure Hunt II, and the third is called The Treasure Hunt III. Neither of those films have anything to do with treasure."
"Oh..." he said.
Timmy's POV:
Now I know what you're all thinking, but all we did was playing video games, that's all. Either way, I'm one extremely happy guy. The game we were playing was The Crimson Chin: Chin of Justice, the open-world multiplayer game based on the sequel to the first Crimson Chin movie. In the game, you can play as many characters, like the Crimson Chin, Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder, the Bronze Kneecap, the Nega Chin, and many others. I was Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder, and Tootie was the Crimson Chin. We played for a few hours, and it was fun.
"Um... hey Tootie?" I said.
"Yeah Timmy." she said.
"Are you, um, having fun?" I said.
"Yeah." she said.
"So Tootie, um, what do you wanna talk about?" I said.
"Well, we can talk about the fact that Remy Buxaplenty went into Giovanni's Pizzeria looking for you." she said.
"Yeah, that was, um, weird." I said.
"Honestly, I can't believe he was dumb enough to fall for the body double story." she said.
"I can't, um, believe it either." I said.
"I hope he didn't go to Australia, since he would just be wasting his time." she said.
"Yeah. Listen Tootie, I'll be right back." I said.
"Okay." she said.
Jimmy's POV:
After hours of talking to AJ, I notice Timmy left his room, fully dressed. So he either didn't have sex, or he finished a while ago. Honestly, I'm leaning towards finished a while ago. Anyway, he then walked towards us, and said "Hey guys, what's up?"
AJ then said "Not much." as Timmy sat down next to us.
"So, what were you two doing in there?" I said.
"Not much, just playing video games." Timmy said.
"Sure you were." I said sarcastically.
"What else would we do?" he said.
"Timmy, AJ and I know what you two lovebirds did in there." I said.
"Wait a minute, you guys think Tootie and I..." he said.
"Yes, we do." AJ and I said.
"Honestly, why am I even surprised?" Timmy said.
"Yeah, why?" AJ said.
"I don't know, maybe I thought you two wouldn't have the dirty minds to even imagine your friends having sex with each other." I said sarcastically.
"Um, true." Jimmy and AJ said, as they blushed.
"Anyway, listen guys, we'll be arriving in Fairy World in one hour, so get ready." Timmy said, as he went to his room.
"Well that was awkward." AJ said.
"Just like all my first dates." I said.
Tootie's POV:
After Timmy left, I decided to take a shower. After a couple of minutes of showering, I heard the bathroom door open, then close. I then heard Timmy say "Hey Tootie."
"Hey Timmy." I said.
"Can you do me a favor, tell me when you're done." he said.
"Why?" I said.
"There's one reason for that, I need to take a shower, because we're almost at Fairy World." he said.
"Really?" I said.
"Yep, we'll be at Fairy World in one hour." he said.
"Okay, I'll tell you when I'm done." I said.
"Good." he said, as he left the bathroom.
Timmy's POV:
Oh my god, there's a girl in my bathroom taking a shower. This is the best weekend of my life. I immediately sat on my bed, and started twiddling my thumbs. Honestly, I hope to one day see a girl naked in person, and not just on a screen. Anyway, as soon as I heard the shower was turned off, I knew she was done. When Tootie walked into the room, I noticed she had a towel on. I'll be honest, I wish she wasn't wearing the towel. "Alright, I'm done." she said.
"Okay, thanks Tootie." I said, as I grabbed a towel, and went into my bathroom. It took a lot of self control to just walk into the bathroom, without looking behind to see if she dropped her towel. As soon as I closed the bathroom, I looked in the mirror, and I said to myself "Turner, there's nothing to worry about, Tootie is just a girl." Once I was done talking to myself, I started the shower, got undressed, and got in the shower.
As I was taking my shower, I noticed something interesting. I had an erection, and for a very good reason, that reason being I was imagining Tootie naked. Hey, you can't blame me, I'm a teenager. It's hard for me not to think these thoughts. Anyway, once I saw the erection, I knew I had to masturbate. Thankfully, it didn't take very long, plus with the shower running, so any noise I would've made wouldn't be easily heard outside.
Once I was done masturbating, I started thinking about what the crew and I were going to do once we got to Fairy World. I realized that Tootie and I could do things alone, which would give us time to get to know each other better. So, I turned off the shower, got out of the shower, dried myself off, and put on a towel. I then said to myself "Time to make a good first impression."
As soon as I walked into the room, I put my towel in a hamper, when I saw Tootie sitting at the end of my bed. I felt like I was having that nightmare where I'm naked in front of the whole school, but instead of the whole school, it's a girl you like. Honestly, I thought she left my room. I immediately put my towel back on, and said "Um..."
"Timmy, it's nothing to worry about, accidents happen." Tootie said.
"Oh." I said. I then grabbed my usual outfit, which isa pink t-shirt, a pair of blue jeans, a pair of socks, a pair of black and white tennis shoes, and finally, the pink hat. I then went into the bathroom, and got dressed. After I got dressed, I went back into the room, and said "Well, I'm ready."
"So am I." she said.
"Good." I said.
"Fantastic." she said.
AJ's POV:
You know what, this adventure is interesting. I learned that Jimmy and Cindy have been in a relationship for three years. I also learned that my best friend Timmy is in love with my other best friend Tootie, which I already figured. Why, because he seems nervous when he talks to her sometimes, throwing in an "um" somewhere in a sentence. Honestly, I wish he would just stop that crap, and just tell her how he truly feels. Anyway, as I looked around the ship, I saw Timmy leaving his bedroom, wearing his usual outfit. I also saw Tootie leave his bedroom right next to him, wearing her usual outfit. Timmy then sat in the captain's chair. I then said to him "How are things Captain?"
"Things are going good AJ." he said, as the ship landed in Fairy World.
Once the ship landed, Jorgen stood up, and said "Alright, we're here."
As everyone was leaving, I said to Jorgen "What are we doing with Chester?"
"I honestly have no idea." Jorgen said.
"Well, we can't just leave him on the ship." I said.
"We could take him to a jail." he said.
"Well, that's a solution" I said.
"Wait, don't I get a say in this?" Chester said.
"No, you don't." Jorgen and I said.
Chester's POV:
So far, this journey has been nothing but torture. Since the start, I've been strapped to a chair, for something I don't remember doing. Honestly, why would I try to kill Timmy, he's my friend. But the worst part of all, I have to go to a fairy jail. I had no say in that decision, I have to go to a fairy jail. Anyway, as I was being carried by Jorgen to jail, I said "Why am I going to jail?"
"Because, you tried to kill Turner." Jorgen said.
"Why would I do that?" I said.
"There are many reasons you could have done it." he said.
"Like?" I said.
"Money." he said.
"Okay, that's one way." I said.
"A desire for power." he said.
"That's actually another way." I said.
"Then there's the one that's most likely it." he said.
"Which is what?" I said.
"Something I'll tell you another time, because we're here." he said. We then went into the jail, and I was placed in a cell. Jorgen then left the jail, and I was stuck in jail. Then out of nowhere, a figure walked in from the dark corner of my cell. He looked like Cosmo, but was blue, had bat wings, and dressed better.
He then walked up to me, and said "Chester dear boy, I'm not surprised you're in here."
"Who the hell are you?" I said.
"My name is Anti-Cosmo, and I'm an Anti-Fairy." he said.
"What's an Anti-Fairy?" I said.
"An Anti-Fairy is like a fairy, but sexier." he said sarcastically.
"Sure." I said sarcastically.
"Also, Anti-Fairies play tricks on humans, for their own amusement." he said.
"Okay, who is Father Darkness?" I said.
"Father Darkness, he's an Anti-Fairy, a 7' tall armor wearing Anti-Fairy who plans on destroying the worlds of magic and non magic." he said.
"Why does he want to do that?" I said.
"Simple, he wants to live in isolation." he said.
"Why can't I remember trying to kill Timmy earlier?" I said.
"Because, Father Darkness probably controlled your mind, making you do things you normally wouldn't do." he said.
"Why does he do this?" I said.
"Because he wants your team to fall apart before you find the SRT."
"Makes sense." I said.
"Alright then, I'm leaving. Goodbye Chester, don't die in prison." he said. Then in the blink of an eye, he disappeared.