Avenger in Training
[Inside Avengers HQ]
Welcome, what's your name?
Wilson. Wade Wilson.
Someone reccommended you to us because of your healing factor. In order to test that, I'll put on the Hulkbuster.
[Tony puts on suit]
Fire.
[The bullets shoot Deadpool completely]
[The smoke clears and Deadpool's body reforms]
Impressive. Like, wow.
I am invinciball!
[Natasha enters]
How about actual fighting?
Good luck, Degrassi.
[Natasha and Wade put up of a fight only for Wade to get his bones shattered]
Ow! Ow! [groans in pain]
[It takes Wade a while to get back up]
[Scott enters]
I'm off to New Asgard to find Thor. I'll be back later.
When do I get to saving people? Oh, that's right. Not a lot of human element.
[Tony, Natasha, and Wade leave the room] I haven't seen all the movies. Only Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, The Avengers, and Age of Ultron.
[Now out of the room
Age of Ultron?
Yes. It was when...
[Flashback to the Deadpool movies, scenes include the first meeting, first date, Lent, last night of Vanessa's life]
I was in love with a woman. N-named Vanessa. We were on a date and we saw this movie. It wasn't very good.
Aw, shit! You're on Cap's side too?
Not that it's a bad thing, but...
Wade, Cap and I had a real falling-out about the Sokovia Accords. I hated his guts because my father-
Blah, blah, blah.
What?
Look at them. They know what's going on and you're explaining it in the lamest way possible.
Then why-
Just because I haven't seen them doesn't mean they haven't seen them.
Hey, boys. I'm going to Tokyo.
Why?
Someone named Ronin.