"der gentulmen we r gatered her 2day 2 remember the life of shrek" the prest sed "he wuz a brav ogre who gav his lif 4 the gr8r god"
i wuz cri "y must the god di yung" i sed
"but we must not morn as much as we shuld remember the god tims we had with him" the prest continud "and we must remembur that the luminatea has felt justise 4 his crimes" he smiled "does anybody hav any final words 2 say b4 we bure him"
"i do" i sed sadle and got next to the cofin "evrybody we must nevar 4get shreks nobul sacerfice and werever he is im shur hes loking don on us and hes prod" and i felt lik i did a god job but every1 just loked at me skardly
"wuts wrong" i sed
"ur fedora is glowing m8" lenny sed "somethings hapenin"
"y do i fel lik its not god" gaben sed
"its getin briter" reznov sed
the sudenly the cofin got vere brit and. . . SHREK EMERJED AND HE WUZ ALIV AND OK!1111111!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!-!1!
"SHREK" i sed "IZ U"
shrek smild "yes lady it is me ur fedora resurekted me"
i gapsed "but wont that mak the balanse be gon then"
shrek lafed "no im gud its diferent that way"
"k" i sed
gaben cudnt belive his eys "shrek ur ok" he trid to run but wus to fat so he walked "i thot u wer ded"
"i wuz" he smild "but the fedora savd me"
reznov dansed and grabed gabens hand "gaben wil u mery me"
gaben gapsed "reznov i luv u 2"
"ew gay" i sed
then sudenly we saw a fling frog and we new ho it wuz
"ranbo frog" i sed "hes aliv and everythin is gona be ok"
shrek cam up 2 me "yes it is lady" he lafed "yes it is"
. . .
and u c thats the story of how i joned FaZe thx 4 listening m8s and i hop u have a shrektastic day lol
I can't believe you actually read all the way through this. You are fucking crazy.