Hey, this is IceCat19. I might discontinue Invader Ash because of lack of interest. Idk. Im so focused on regular teen right now, I can barely think! Plus, im in high school. So I gots that stress goin' on too. Anyway, enjoy chapter 4 & blah blah blah.

After my training at Hobo 13, my assignment was being a navigator for the Almighty Tallest's flagship. It wasn't much, considering the fact it was about the size of a super deluxe voot cruiser. The Tallest, whose name I finally figured out was Miyuki, seemed to be "calmer" when I'm with her. Yet, too calm. She was starting to slack off so much, she didn't even know what day it was. It pained her to do it, but one day, she hovered over to me. "Ash, as much as I hate doing this. Although I am very proud of you, you're being promoted to scientist. Go to the barracks and gather your things. The travel pod will send you to Vort Research Lab 9."

"Yes, my Tallest." I replied. I ran to the barracks and got what all I had. "Just remember," Miyuki says, "I am proud of you, to think I thought you were a defect when you were a smeet."

"A what?" I asked. I didn't catch that one word.

"Nothing…SERVICE DRONE! Bring me MAH LICORICE!"

"Yes, ma'am." The table-headed Irken replied.

So, I got sent to Vort. Sucks, huh? Nah, The Vortians re-allied with us about 17 years ago. The uniforms we got were nothng special, just a huge labcoat, name tag, and goggles. My job was to work on military enhancements for the soldiers. I got to have Cesk as my tester in my experiments. It was either that, or stay on Foodcourtia as a traffic director.

Everything was all peachy-keen, until, HE came. That, ARROGANT OVER ZEALOUS, SHORT DEMON THING! That's right, Zim. Since he was a destructive defect, the Tallest figured he would do well in Military science, to work out that destructive personality into destructive machines. But, there was one thing that wasn't flawed, his handsomeness.

The minute I saw him sauntering in, my squeedly spooch acted up like I ate too many doughnuts. I didn't even care at the time of his background, I just liked his good looks.

"I AM ZIM! And I look forward to working with the filthy—I MEAN honorable Vortians and fellow Irkens." He walked from the door and went to sit down at a table by the window.

Zim's POV

As I walked into the lab announced my presence, I noticed no one looked at me. They must've been deaf, except for that one female sitting at a corner table with her cyborg friend. She was the only one that looked up, I KNEW…WHAT THIS MEANT! She obviously wanted to be my partner, but I didn't want to make the first impression, so I went and sat by the window.

I waited for about ten minutes, but nothing happened. My squeedly spooch was having weird crampy-like feelings everytime I looked at that Irken. 'Why not sit next to her?' I thought. I carefully walked to her table. She was building what looked like battle gauntlets, while her friend was playing with her *shudder* robot leg like a model rocket.

The ALMIGHTY ZIM tapped her shoulder, and she looked up. "Hey, how's it going?"

"Nothing much." 'Yes! It's all going according to plan' I thought in my head.

The female Irken took off her safety goggles, which revealed blue eyes.

"…..WAAAHHHH! BLUE-EYED FREAK!" I freaked out, I rarely seen blue eyes except for the tallest.

The female growled menacingly. "Look, I don't have time for your pestilent insults. So.. what the hell do ya want, snorch slug?"

"I just happened to notice you alone working on those, mega-gloves, so ZIM SHALL WORK WITH YOU!" I stood up on the stool and pointed my finger at her. "Hhmmm…..no."

"PLEASE?"
"No."
"PLEASE?"
"No."
"PLEASE?"
"Hhhhhmmmm…fine, but only because I don't want you working with MaSu over there."

At the front of the lab was an Irken/Vortian/and some pink fleshed hybrid. She had a hot pink uniform with her chest area bulging out in a round perfection, her antennae and eyelashes are so long' they're touching the floor, her eyes were a rainbow color, and she spoke with a stuffy accent. "MY PAST WAS HORRIBLE! MY FATHER AND MOTHER BEAT ME DAILY! IM ADOPTED FROM MARS! I CONTROL THINGS WITH MY MIND! EVERYONE LOVES ME AND I LOVE THEM BACK!...PEZ DISPENSER!"

Both of us sweatdropped. "Anyway…I'm Ash." The female Irken said. The cyborg snapped out of her playtime trance. "And I'm Cesk!" That one always seemed in good spirits. "I AM-" "We know, we know. You are Zim." The two cut in. They didn't even let me finish. ):

For the next few years with Ash and Cesk were pretty good. MaSu was doing so well, that within a month, she became an Irken Elite (There's something about her that's so perfect.) Even though I have, so, many, stitches, it was worth wearing awesome armor Ash designed. Cesk even seemed jealous that we…(gulp) have affections for one another. But I would convince her otherwise. "WHAT? YOU DARE ACCUSE ZIM OF FEELING SOMETHING AS OBSCELETE AS AFFECTION? I may have certain feelings for that blue-eyed mistress, BUT SHUT UP ABOUT IT!"

But then, I made the most biggest mistake, ever. EVER!

I think this chapter turned out all right. It does lack something that Regular Teen has; I just can't put my finger on it.

Ash- What I think it lacks is-

IceCat- stares at Ash with piercing eyes

Ash- (gulp)I'll….just grab a bag of doughnuts..(runs out of the room)

IceCat- (listens to Megadeth( the song Shewolf) That's a good little OC. BRING BACK POWDERED DOUGHNUTS!

IceCat19, signing off