Disclaimer: All characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya.
A/N: OMG THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS! Thank you all for not giving up on this story! I'll have it updated…. Now! ;;w;;
Luckily Denmark didn't die from Sweden's Super-Slap, but she did get a bloody nose.
Right now she's sitting down on the sofa, grumpily pinching a tissue to her nose.
"God dammit, Sweden, I only wanted to know how real your breasts feel!" she complained. Sweden glared at her from across the room where she's crossing her arms.
"Ya should've warned me," she murmured, glaring daggers. Denmark suddenly grinned.
"What, so you WOULD let me feel you if I had told you?"
"NEJ!" Sweden yelled and stood up to leave, but Norway blocked her way.
"Sweden, wait here a sec," Norway said calmly, looking up at her. "Hungary says she's planning to take you two out shopping later."
"Shopping for what? More underwear?" the Dane snorted and smirked, "I'll get to see more babes getting dressed and I wouldn't be slapped because I'm a woman now~"
"No, but they'd mistake you for a lesbian or bisexual," Norway replied and sat down with his coffee. Sweden grumbled and sat by him, far from Denmark as possible.
"There's nothing wrong with that~" Denmark cooed and relaxed against the sofa.
"Ja, but yer goin' to confuse yerself because yer normally a guy, but you'll l'ke girls and guys as well," Sweden said. Denmark just tilted her head to stare at the ceiling.
"Well, that's why I declare myself as bisexual right now, because I fancy girls AND I still love guys – like my Norgie here~" Denmark winked at an oblivious Norway.
Norway glanced at her after sipping his delicious coffee. "I'm gay."
Denmark chuckled. "So? I still love you for who you are."
"You're a girl. Being gay means I prefer guys."
Denmark frowned. "Yer point?"
Sweden tried hard not to laugh as Norway replied with: "You're a girl. I prefer guys."
It took a few moments for Denmark to register what he just said, and processed it all in her mind. She flailed. "WAAAAAIT!" she wailed, "ya sayin' ya don't like me just because I'm a WOMAN!?"
Norway looked at the ceiling thoughtfully before replying bluntly: "Ja."
Denmark wailed and cried a little. "Norgie is a meanie! Turn me back into a guy so I can pounce on ya and do it where you are—"
"UGH! DENMARK!" Norway yelped with a blush, putting his mug down before he could throw it at her. "It doesn't mean I'll stop liking you! Just… calm down. I haven't found the spell yet, but for now…" he lowered his voice, "please… just get along with Sweden, and the spell will most likely work more quickly. It'll also stop you two wasting my time searching with your arguments…"
Denmark sighed, still pinching her nose even though it stopped bleeding long ago. "Okay… okay…" Sweden sensed danger immediately when the Danish woman glared at him. "YOU. COME WITH ME. LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE. NOW."
"Hm?" Sweden gulped and tilted her head. "What do ya mean?" She sweatdropped worriedly when Denmark stalked across the room towards her with a big grin and she grabbed her hand.
"Adventure. Now~" she sang and pulled Sweden to her feet. "Lets get changed and go out to do stuff~"
Sweden blinked, feeling afraid. "Wh…what kind o' stuff…?"
Norway stared in amazement when Denmark suddenly ran out the room while dragging the complaining Swedish woman behind her in a blur. At that moment Hungary walked into the room with a cup of tea and wondered who left a window open.
A/N: Fruking short chapter Dx But at least I updated it~