Chapter 4
"Salutations, friend!" Penny shouted in a Microsoft voice into Ruby's ears.
Ruby was currently on a date with Penny. For many years Ruby had sought a soul mate, but her withdrawn attitude and social awkwardness held her back. At school, being at least two years younger than all the other students had not done her any favors. Jaune was one of the few guys that she felt comfortable around, but his French erect baguette Eiffle Tower cock belonged to Pyrrha, and in her heart inside her heart, Ruby knew she would never have a relationship with a member of the human race possessing at least one Y chromosome because Remnant is a world of 99% pure distilled yuri.
Penny loved Ruby since she had first met her after that red hyperactive moron had run into her while chasing two dumbass police who were chasing a blond shit flinging banana sucking monkey boy down the port. Penny was just as socially awkward as Ruby and loved how honest and caring she was. Penny also loved Ruby's tits. It is a good deal.
With Ironwood resting in pieces, Penny could now have all the kinky robot lesbian sex she would ever want. Because the two idiots had no idea how to properly court like real people, which Penny is excused from, they kind of just skipped the chit chat and went straight to the kinky robot lesbian sex.
"I'm combat ready!" Penny whispered in synthetic seduction as she punched the correct four number code, 6969, to open a hatch in her crotch to release a state-of-the-art Grimm tested iron schlong. Ruby gasped as Penny bent her over the dumpster and rammed it in between Ruby's twin towers without putting a condom on.
"My scanners indicate that subject Ruby was recently a virgin." Penny remarked, demonstrating her excellent observational skills as her built in dick ruptured Ruby's hymen and enough blood to feed a village spilled out. Such precious virgin blood is the ingredient of true magic, with such great potency, amplified by the source's own crimson coloring. Perhaps if Ruby's father had such access to her magical first-time only once vaginal magic, his wives would not run away from him or be implied to have died mysteriously, but alas, if only, if only, such magic is destined to be wasted on the cold pavement
Penny revved up her pelvic engine and grinded Ruby until her programming calculated sufficient stimulation and ejected hot machine lubricant and video game cartridges into Ruby's womb.
"I think she went this way!" A random guard shouted, finally catching up to Penny after several hours of wandering around having no fucking clue where Penny had run off to this time.
"No! We were just about to get to the robot tentacle part! I have to hide!" Ruby whispered to Penny as she began to panic.
Fortunately, Penny pointed her Ironwood at Ruby's face and sealed her mouth shut with several more greasy video game cartridges before picking her up and tossing her into the dumpster. Penny turned around just as the guard saw her.
"Penny, why did you run away from me? Are you hurt?" The guard queried.
"Sorry, I was having my period."
"Oh, alright, that makes sense." The guard said, still having no goddamn clue how things work. The guard got distracted by a nice ice cream truck trundling down the street and ran after it.
Penny smiled as she realized she would now be able to penetrate Ruby at maximum percentage with the mass of metal tentacles built into her body, and moved towards the dumpster. But her feet remained stuck in the ground.
Penny's sophisticated scanners detected female lubrication fluid infused maple syrup covering her feet. In a flash, Ren shoved his cock into Penny's mouth in order to silence her as Nora forced a ball made of nickel, Penny's one weakness, into her artificial anus, widening it by 437% and suppressing her powers.
Nora and Ren took Ruby out of the dumpster, now passed out from the smell of rotten leftover food and semen stained tissues. As Penny's mechanical parts slowly shut down from the nickel poisoning her system, Nora took pictures of Ruby's naked body to later sell to the male students at Beacon who did not have the big wifi code.
Nora snapped a picture of Penny too, and started laughing. Ren shot her a questioning look, clearly wondering why they needed a picture of a government property android now disabled from an anally residing ball of nickel.
"We put nickel into Penny's butt. I was just taking a picture of 6 cents." Nora quipped, as pounds of dank weed fell from the sky and Doritos started dancing and becoming the Illuminati as the world processed Nora's joke.
Meanwhile, the guard had caught up to the ice cream truck and ordered. Neo's eyes rapidly changed color as she reached climax, the guard licking her triple flavored moist groin opening while thrusting her umbrella through her sphincter. Neapolitan flavor was the guard's favorite.
Eventually the guard actually decided to do his fucking job and returned to the alley. He picked up Penny's body in order to bring her back to the lab so that a bunch of nerds could remove the nickel and repair her. He dumped Ruby back into the dumpster.
On his way back to the lab, the guard doubled over in sheer agony as he contracted diarrhea from all the ice cream he had eaten that Neo had lactated. He ran all the way to Beacon and took a massive dump into Blake's litterbox.
To be continued