Non possiedo Merlino, e non ho mai lo faro.
Dear Fanfiction,
Why don't I ever get an OC pairing? Don't I deserve love too?
Sincerely,
Gaius
Dear Fanfiction,
Stop giving me OC romances. I love Freya, and no one else will ever compare.
Sincerely,
Merlin
P.S. Especially you, self-inserters.
Dear Fanfiction,
I don't understand your need to pair me with other people, especially OC's. I am literally married to Gwen on the show. If there were ever a reason to not ship me with someone, that would be it.
Sincerely Annoyed,
Arthur
P.S. Don't even mention ghost ships, I don't want to hear it.