The smash bros fandom needs more lesbians. Just saying.
"... And they all lived happily ever after. The end." Rosalina closed the book and smiled at her sleeping audience, strewn around the library, clinging to pillows or onto Kirby. The woman slowly stood up and placed the blanket on her lap over the cluster of Lumas, chuckling quietly as she spotted a Luma sleeping in Ness' cap.
"Can I ask you a question, Rosie?" The blonde looked up to see the Goddess of Light, curled up in an armchair of her own, "In the story, the god sent the hero to save the princess, right? If the god wanted her saved so badly, wouldn't he have done so himself?"
"It's a children's story, Palutena," Rosalina chuckled, "You have Pit do errands for you. It's the same idea."
"Yeah, but it's for my... I mean... it's for the Side of Light's benefit. If I just wanted to have the princess ascend into heaven to be with me, I would use my powers to get her."
"I'm sure you would," Rosalina smirked. Palutena seemed to take that as a challenge and she waved her staff. Rosalina had to hide her yelp as she was raised off her feet by a gentle gust of wind, and then pulled into Paluntena's arms.
"If I wanted someone, I'd just take her and mark her as mine like this," she teased, pushing Rosalina's hair back and kissing her neck.
"O-oh... But the children..." Palutena just smirked and clicked her fingers, warping them to her bedroom.
The joke is I'm a failure at study